Jessica Alba GQ Magazine Pictures

Jessica Alba

Well, well, well, look at Jessica Alba still slutting it up. The once famously prude actress has resorted to selling her body for attention. This time it is to GQ Magazine for their November 2010 issue.

At one time you couldn’t get Jessica Alba out of a turtle neck. However, now that her fame has dwindle she can not stop showing off her body. First Jessica did these staged upskirt pics, and then she finally posed naked in a movie.

As Jessica Alba gets more and more desperate to regain her lost fame, I expect to see more and more of her vag. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if a Jessica Alba sex tape were to appear some time in the very near future.

Until then enjoy these pictures of Jessica Alba in GQ magazine.


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  • theheadchimp

    This is what happens to woman who has the IQ of a salad fork. This is another one of those (wink wink) hollywood stars who thinks it is humerous to saddle their innocent child with a fucked up name that they dreamed up in a drunken stupor. Honor is right up there with Apple and Dwezel. Poor little kid has two ignorant muthafuckers for parents.

    • Your English Teacher

      Chimphead… She may not have all her lights on but you need to clean up your own mess before you tell others to clean theirs. When you write anything, especially if it is going to be posted in a public place, you need to either check your spelling, or go back to the 5th grade and learn to spell. Pot and Kettle scenario… keep it in mind!

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        The Gay English Teacher

        When the revolution begins….all infidel teachers will be stoned!
        Afterwards, all Jihadists will do a “stone check” to make sure no one has survived.

        Think about that you smart mouthed mofo!

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    She is truly deserving of a stoning.

    • quark

      a stoning? are you a fucking drunk? shore you are fag…..

      • Abdullah The Butcher


        Eat shit and die you shitty spelling mofo.

  • theheadchimp

    Abdullah get a load of that lizard tranny over on the Zeta post trying to impress with her engineering bullshit. Where do these fucking assholes come from?

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      I can just see her now at the lesbo club; flannel shirt and big ass billfold on a chain…and probably a “Sgt. Carter” haircut.

      Sometimes I feel sorry enough for the “femme lesboqueers” to give them a mercy stoning.
      I know that killing them has to be better than leaving them to service the perverted “bull dyke” lesboqueers, with their hairy upper lips and massive cunts.

      I just have the feeling that Liza the lizard is a bull dyke…..perhaps Queen of the Bull Dykes.

      Let the Jihad begin!.


    yet, she is sexier than all of your ugly , kaffur women

  • obama sin later

    latino supremo

  • Timothy

    She changed after pairing up. Who tells you is not her husband who’s selling her out?
    But, between you and I, I can’t care less if she’s a criminal or a nun: She is the most juicy piece of meat out there, and sure, I’d stone that sinner, again and again.

  • E

    aww man abdullah you have been entertaining to read
    go do standup

    • Abdulla The Butcher

      I always stand up…..when I kill a jew

  • Liam Brennan

    Hi I just can’t believe all this alah and stoning crap and jihad, whats wrong with you brainless ignorant pricks, the Koran, The Bible, the Tora, and all the other major religious books you read and belirve it’s all rubbish, IT’S ONLY A STORY you might as well believr in Noddy. There is no afterlife, no heven no god, nothing. dead is dead, You will come to realise this when you are educated enough to see past the crap and stop bobbing up and down on a mat and marrying your cousin or sister. thats why you don’t want women educated and even men kept as stupid as you can, educated people ask to many questions and make crap sucide bombers. Stop wiping your ass with your hand and thinking he will be born of man.You bunch of backward wankers.

    • Abdulla The Butcher

      I am anxious to see how you behave Godless heathen…..when you have only seconds to live.

      In the meantime…..keep your filthy opinions to yourself.

  • theheadchimp

    Liam Brennan
    Oh wise muthafucker you know all this how? You know shit man……..everyone facing death prays to their God and you will too when your time comes.

  • KBR

    Please let that incoming Blackhawk be carry-ing Jessica Alba with nothing but panties!

  • Blackwater

    I’ll settle for Emmit Watson in a Humvee!

  • Rockmuede Cameljockey

    I like Dick Cheney in a birka!

  • theheadchimp

    Your English Teacher
    Fuck you asshole….Did you get the point or not? You nitpicking assholes amaze me. I spell a word wrong and that is all you got? This dumb bitch is a fucking moron for saddling her kid with that name and that is humorous. If you are really an english teacher then you are doing a piss poor job as your sentence construction is very very poor.

  • Ace

    I think you’re all idiots

    • Ace

      and idiots…

      • Ace

        and idiots…..

  • theheadchimp

    Who gives a fuck what you think……nobody you sorry asshole.

  • Ann

    JEssica is a very beautiful girl, and these pics are not that naked, the photos are gorgeous, she is gorgeous too!

  • SandNIigger

    Shut up sand googles

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      Your racially insensitive remark makes me laugh. We Muslims care about the degenerate thoughts of an infidel as much as we value the worth of a fly turd…..which by the way is zilch.

      You verbally assault the greatest people on Earth out of fear; you now we are the chosen people of Allah and that the world belongs to us. You also know that we are about to begin a world wide Jihad which will leave the world nice and infidel free…..just like we want it to be.

      So you can take your stupid comments and write them on a pineapple and then shove it straight up your ass.

      Also…the only infidels who use the term sandgoogle are inbred hillbillies who fuck their sisters and grannys. Shame on you for such sinful behavior. Satan will love tormenting you!


  • abdullah the baker

    fuck you sandgoogle

  • abdullah the candle stick maker

    fuck you sandgoogle asshole

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      You stupid ass name stealing mofo!

      Only comments with my beautiful pic are from the Real Butcher.

      You are just a sorry ass infidel cock sucker.

      Eat it shit head!