Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless Cell Phone Pic

Jennifer Love Hewitt topless cell phone



Jennifer Love Hewitt receives last minute instructions while on a cell phone with her Al-Qaeda handler in the extremely sexy topless picture above.


Clearly the time has come for converted Muslimina Jennifer Love Hewitt to martyr herself with a pressure cooker titty bomb.


Let us pray to Allah that Jennifer Love Hewitt’s topless mission is a success, and that Jennifer’s high value target (whether that be a synagogue, deli, or Justin Bieber concert) is completely obliterated by the force unleashed from her righteous Islamic boobies.

 

  • FIRSTIES

    FIRSTIES!!!!

    • FIRSTIES

      Real Firsties comes as eighties!!!!!

      • Imam Khalid

        The infidel United States Supreme Court has just allowed homoqueers to receive benefits from their sinful fag ‘marriages’ today.

        CelebJihad News reports Team America, Grand Dragon Pete and Moshe Dayan are jubilant. Team Americas Australian personality, Whitefella, has just begun the immigration process so he can get in on it, too.

        They’re some sick mofos.

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          Brother Khalid

          With all the homoqueer weddings that will be going on now that DOMA is history, maybe its time to bury the axe and send them fags a wedding present. How about we send a pressure cooker to every fag that has infested this holy site? We can start with mangina Moshe and Brokeback Pete. I’d say them two homos are decorating their glory hole for their up coming nuptials at this minute.

          • Umar the Brown

            Brother Sheikh Abdullah,

            It is interesting that you mention DOMA. I read that it is still in effect, since there was not a…By The Prophet’s Beard, I find myself continuing to look at that Burkha meat in the picture above! I am sorry I must now go satisfy my wife. Maybe all four of them.

            السلام عليكم

          • Ahmed

            I agree.

            Grand Fag Pete must be making big plans to wed Reaper, or is West or is it that Wigger Whitefeller?

          • Team America

            Abdullah the butt-plug

            It’s nice to see you and your dancing boy, Khalid are still getting along. The only thing you’re decorating is Khalid’s back with a load of your cum.

            America! Don’t tread on me!

          • Team America

            Umar the brown eye licker

            I find it interesting that you Muslim homos would rather discuss your new rights as homos rather than look at a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt with an awesome pair of tits. I really shouldn’t expect anything else from a group of Muslim fags.

            America! Don’t tread on me!

          • sandman

            Umar your four wives have escaped the pen again and are eating my grass i have warned you of the punishment for this i called the dog pound but your lucky they dont take goats so if you could convince your sister to shave off her moustache and chest hair and perform acrobatic tricks on my cock ill consider returning them

          • Najid Hussein

            Brother Abdullah

            I will donate two pallets of pressure cookers to aid in this inspired effort. However, I do ask that Team Homo-queer be sent a 10-quart model as part of the first batch.

            That idiots syphilis-infested/brain-rotted rants on this holy site are becoming tiresome, and just aren’t funny.

            Allahu Akbar

          • Whitefella

            Nutjob Insane,

            Who amongst us is trying to be funny? I hope I can speak for Team America, myself and everyone else, you included, to say that we are all here only to engage in serious, quality discussion at the highest level of intelligence and insight. There should be no jokes, insults, flaming, bullying or impersonations here, just the deep and sincere regard and respect that we always show for each other, as should be evident in all of the comments you see on this site.

        • Team America

          Badfart Khalid

          How many times do I have to tell you I’m not Whitefella? Obviously that’s a rhetorical question because no matter how many time you tell a retard it’s not going to sink in. You’re the impersonator and the one with multiple personalities and now you excitedly deliver this news while hiding behind your poor attempt at deflecting your homo nature onto others. We have a place for fags like you, it’s called San Francisco.

          America! Don’t tread on me!

          • Whitefella

            Team America,

            You have to remember, my friend, that we’re not dealing with Mensa’s A-List here. The IQ levels we’re talking about are somewhere between those of a baboon and a sloth.

            As I’ve said before a few times now, these shit-skinned tribesmen are clear evidence that the old joke, ‘What’s the difference between a computer and a Mossie? You only have to punch information into a computer once.’ is no joke at all.

            It’s also typical of a cowardly goat felcher like Khalid, (and his friends), not to be able to fess up when he fucks up, unlike us superior white males who never make mistakes in the first place.

          • muslims lick ass

            Old Mcdonald had some weed, wee-I-wee-I-O
            And on that farm he rolled a smoke, wee-I-wee-I-O
            with a puff, puff, here and a puff puff there, everywhere a puff puff
            Old Mcdonald had some weed, bitches suck my dick!

            damn it Hashim! when will you fucking lay off the ass-flavored weed?

            SCREW AKBAR!

        • Paul Gallen

          Hey there, sexy. Me names Paul Gallen and I love cock. I also love licking arse and I’d really like to give you a rim job. I’ve asked around and they say that you’re one of the biggest gays on this site. So how about it, princess? Maybe you could get some of your other friends to join us, I’ll take all the cock I can get.

          • Whitefella

            Wow, ‘Paul’,

            I WISH the REAL Paul Gallen would read this and find out who you are and where to find you. I’d LOVE to be a fly on the wall when he caught up with you, especially in the mood he’d be in today. You’d be getting more than a cock shoved up your fairy ass – more like a long section of railway track, intact, with both rails still attached to the sleepers. That’d be after he’d knocked your worthless skull off your shoulders about a hundred yards down the road with one punch.

          • Paul Gallen

            But it is me mate. I’m a little upset about losing to the brilliant Queenslanders last night but what do you expect from a pack of fag New South Welshmen like us. I even sucked Hayne and Kleins dicks hoping they might make sure we win but it wasn’t enough. What do you expect when you play like a pack of pussies. As I was saying I’m a little upset and could use a lovin if you know what I mean. Fancy a bit of gay man on man action. What do you recon.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            White Fellatio,

            Shut up homo. You ain’t no Aussie fag. You’re a fag, alright. But a circumcised one: cause you’re nothing more, nothing less than the repulsive pillow-biter Loose Caboose Moshe.

            Gotcha!

          • sandman

            It isnt paul gallen its nate myles the filthy cock loving scum he thinks noone will know who he is here ive already sent the post to paul nate so you can expect a few more punches in the head in game 3 you lowlife ian roberts looking assfucker

          • Whitefella

            Fuckwitted Hashish the destroyed Brain,

            Have you any idea what ‘Gallen’ and sandman are on about? Well I do, because despite you all thinking I’m either a Yank or an Israeli, I AM an Aussie and, unfortunately last night, a supporter of NSW, the Blues, the Cockroaches who got beaten in the 2nd Rugby League State of Origin 26-2 by the Qld Maroons, the Canetoads.

            We play league here and you poofters wouldn’t want to watch State of Origin because you’d get so scared, your legs and balls would fall off. Though no doubt your little weevil dicks might get half fat seeing all those big boys running around in their shorts.

            As for you, Gallen, I have to admit you guys DID play like a pack of poofters last night. You forwards didn’t do much of a job getting out of your own 20m for most of the fucking game. And you surely didn’t think sucking off the refs would do any good up at Suncorp. Those fairies are too scared of the mad fucking banana bending crowd. A couple of prods up their ass at ANZ before Game 3 should be far more effective.

            As for the gay action, sorry mate, I’m not a Sharks supporter.

          • Whitefella

            erps typo – we lost 26-6, not 26-2, thank God for Slippery

          • Whitefella

            sandman, if it really is nate myles, then it’s no wonder he’s looking for some gay man on man action. Tell Paul to give the cunt a couple for me too, willyamate?

  • Lasties!

    It just doesn’t matter……It just doesn’t matter!

  • Whitefella

    If only she were a bit younger. Well, much younger, My mates and I prefer the baldies if you know what I mean.

    • Sexy terrorist

      Like me

      • Newborn Baby

        No. He means like me.

    • Team America

      Badfart Khalid

      You’ve been caught yet you still insist on your retarded impersonations. Shows how pathetic you are. Give up homo. Just so you know, Abdullah prefers it when you post as his dancing boy.

      America! Don’t tread on me!

    • Whitefella

      Yeah, Khalid Badfart, you’ve already used my name a few times previously to admit to everyone that you’re a paedophile. The only thing you’ve been a bit devious about here is to talk about ‘she’ when we all know you’re preference is for little boys (and, of course, underage camels, goats and donkeys too – with dicks).

    • Paul Gallen

      Yeah I know what you mean mate. I like the baldies too. your talking about prepube boys right.

      • Whitefella

        Like I said before, I REALLY wish Paul Gallen would read this and find you. I’d have a timer out to see how long it took him to turn you completely into minced meat – bones and all. I’d say less than half a minute.

        Unless of course sandman’s right and you ARE Nate Myles, in which case I believe everything you said.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Musliminina Jennifer has the right equipment to destroy any infidel building and that includes the jews at the new york times.

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Brother Abdullah,

      I think this picture was taken in a Jihad training camp in Afghanistan, while Muslimina Jennifer was testing the blast of a bomb triggered by a phone call.

      • The Real Prophet

        The only thing you two pair of fags test, is your one of a kind dildo collection.

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          The Real Manure,

          Go lick the marbles, boy.

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          The Real Homoqueer

          Go and shove a corn cob up your ass…your gerbils are probably hungry.

          • The Real Prophet

            Here’s something I have been wondering which kind of muslim fags are you home queers? are you the sunnys or the shits I want to make sure I insult accordingly.

            You better hope to be the ones with 1.2 billion deep if you’re the 200 million you’re in for a bunch of fucken stones trown at your asses. Or like we like to say Fucked!

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Idiot,

            I’m going to satisfy your curiosity: we are those that are going to chop your hollow head, fry your ass and give it to the pigs.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Fake Hashim

            You are the idiot. The only thing I want satisfied is my asshole. Hopefully The Reaper will be able to satisfy my ass. There is not point denying it. I am gay and I can’t stand living in the closet one moment longer. Life is too short to live a lie. I love cock and I love being pounded in the ass by Reaper. The way he works his tongue into my anus to get me all lubed up before he gives my ass a good hard fuck is magical.

          • Paul Gallen

            Hashim or whatever your name is this reaper fella sounds like a top bloke. I wouldn’t mind being rooted in the arse be him as well. I’ll have to keep an eye open for him and hit him up for a root myself.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Aussie Paul,

            I agree with your comment except for one thing: cut the “as well” from it.
            Muslims are straight. We don’t eat sausage.

        • Umar the Brown

          I’ll let them both test the dullness of my old bayonet before they take turns shoving it slowly into your fat belly, homoqueer.

          Your apostasy and irreverence for the REAL Prophet (pbuh) has earned you the slowest of slow dispatches.

      • Team America

        Hashim the firsties

        Your ass triggered a blast from Abdullah’s balls. You then took a photo of your ass dripping with Abdullah’s baby juice to send to Khalid so he’d have something to jerk off to.

        America! Don’t tread on me!

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          team homoqueer

          Your homoerotic commentation is so gay that it could only be uttered by one fag: Brokeback Pete….AKA Big Gay Pete.

          So mofo, your gayness has disclosed your real “fake” identity..you’re brokeback pete, the gayest homo in the u.s. of a.

          Suck on that mofo

          ALLAHU AKBAR

    • Team America

      Abdullah the butt-plug

      You have the right equipment to destroy Khalid’s asshole. Khalid, your dancing boy, is in the mood for a good cock bombing right now.

      America! Don’t tread on me!

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        Shut up Brokeback Pete and go back to getting your ass pounded by mangina.

        • Imam Khalid

          It all makes sense now. There is no way that Team Anal Prolapse and Whitefaggot could be anyone else but Big Gay Pete. It is so obvious in retrospect.

          What a fucking tosser. I was actually enjoying sparring with these ‘fellows’. Now I am no longer interested.

          It’s just homoqueer Pete. Who cares.

          Still, I hope Pete and all his Tranny Klan lame characters die a horrible shrieking death when a jihadi death squad firebombs his gloryhole.

          • Whitefella

            Khalid BadFart, you wish it were only one of us but unfortunately we’re all different people and we’re looking for you, cunt. Your worst nightmare is coming to get you.

          • Imam Khalid

            Just stop and your lame impersonations and avatar stealing bespeak your lethal homofaggotry. Ha! That’s a joke because you can’t stop being a homoqueer.

            The only thing I’d fear from you is catching a case of Super AIDS from being in close proximity to you, mofo.

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            Brother Khalid

            Big Gay Pete practices his different fag personas by dressing up like every one of the village people and giving free blow jobs to hobos in El Segundo.

  • ObserversDickIsaFatwa

    You’d think she could afford a “smarter” phone…..

  • The Reaper

    The Imposter Team tranny has not posted yet He must still be jerking off to the Russell Brand Thread.

    • Umar the Brown

      He’s probably jerking off the actual British homoqueer in a depraved act of gayfaggotry. All in the spirit of that peace and love camelshit.

      Both their fates have already been decided.

    • Paul Gallen

      Youre the reaper I’ve been hearin a lot about. I heard you really know how to work an arsehole. Do you think maybe you could give my arsehole a good working over. I’m a bit upset because my Rugby League side lost to a better team last night and I can’t stop crying about the only thing that will make me feel better is for some hardcore bumfuck action. How about it beautiful.

      • sandman

        Paul forget about the reaper i heard what he did to hashim and khalids arses there both in wheelchairs and we need you for game 3 then you can go back to losing with cronulla and having anal orgies with the reaper

        • Abdullas Brother

          Fag Paul

          You would do much better to get with Grand Fag Pete.
          He has a very small penis but he keeps his ass lubed at all times.

          I heard this to be true from The Reaper and WhiteFella and Sandman. All are well-known Fags.

          • Whitefella

            We can’t be that well-known, you illiterate, shit-skinned sand shitter. Whitefella and sandman are spelt with lower case ‘f’ and ‘s’ and your bro, Abdullah, has an ‘h’ on the end.

            If you are Abdullah’s brother, you’d know more about ass lube action than most people around here. And in the case of you Mossie queers, that’s saying something.

          • sandman

            Abdullas brother i was wondering if next time your lubing grand fag petes arse up could you ask him what happened to his gimp henchman

  • Sexy terrorist

    Actually she’s calling me

    • Sexy terrorist

      She wants some sex

  • Achmed the camel molester

    I would motorboat her ta ta’s. But I wouldn’t get near all the cellulite she has in her ass.

  • ObserversDickIsaFatwa
  • Alan

    G-d damn, that more like it. Great pic of her plump floppy boobs.

    I’d give about everything about everything I have in the world to plow hot loads of sperm into Love’s trimmed pussy and fertilize her waiting eggs.

    SPLEERRT.

  • Umar the Brown

    Yep, those mammals look 100% Halal to me!

    Let me bask in the glow of a lovely set of Islamic swingers!

    Allah’s creation be praised! Truly He is all merciful and all knowing!!!!!

  • George W Bush

    I’m back to finish you Muslime asshole off, once and for all

    • sandman

      You sound like chinese george bush

  • Chrissy the Lesbian

    She might be kinda old, but I’d love to bury my face in her tits…

  • WicKid

    You mother fuckers are all crazy!!!