Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pregnant With A Muslim Baby

It has just been announced that converted Muslim Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant with her first child.

Though it would seem impossible for a woman of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s advanced age to conceive a child, the powerful seed of a Muslim man has found a way to take root. In this instance the seed belongs to known other than Sheikh Haid D’Salaami (pictured below)

Yes once again the virility of us Muslim men astonishes scientists, as like an oasis, Muslim life springs forth in the dry barren desert of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s old lady womb. May this child grow up to find much joy and happiness, and then kill many infidels with a martyr vest.