Jennifer Hudson Ruins Her Vagina
Jennifer Hudson
Singer and actress Jennifer Hudson has ruined her vagina by giving birth to her first child, her publicist has announced.
While Hudson is distracted by the arrival of the “beautiful and perfect baby boy,” fiancé, David Otunga, was said to be “grief-stricken” about the destruction of his mate’s previously-tight va-jay-jay.
“You always think of this as something that happens to some other woman’s vagina,” said Otunga as he placed a stuffed animal at a makeshift memorial beside Hudson’s mangled labia. “You never think about your own woman’s vagina being stretched beyond all comprehension.”
Added Otunga, “And now I can’t even look at roast beef sandwiches anymore, which really sucks because I liked those as well.”
A memorial service for Hudson’s vagina will be held on Friday.
RIP. It’s the circle of life.
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this is why men should not be allowed in the delivery room.
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Don’t worry David by the time you are able to resume sex life her again. Jennifer’s vagina will have came back to it normal size. A woman boby is made for this type of stretching while giving birth.
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i read the first line of this story and laughed my asz off. omfg thats hilarious. what a way to completely just trash out the miracle of birth.
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