Jennifer Aniston In A Bikini To Win Back Brad
Desperate toss aside Jennifer Aniston was in Cancun looking hot as hell in a bikini. Is there nothing Jennifer Aniston won’t do to win Brad Pitt back? I mean looking sexy in a bikini is an obvious ploy by Aniston to get Pitt’s attention.
Notice how she crawls around with her ass up in the air. That is obviously for Brad’s benefit. With this bikini Jen is basically saying “Hey I’ve never had kid’s because my ovaries are barren, so I’m still super tight. Come back to me Brad!”
I don’t know if these bikini pics will be enough to win Brad back from Angelina because Angelina has a rocking body as well, and most likely is much freakier in bed. Aniston is going to have to step her game up with a highly publicized lesbian midget f*ck fest if she wants to get Brad’s attention again. Until then enjoy these pics of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini.
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Can’t she just take a vacation?
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That was a very mean comment. WHY would she want Pitt back. He is so old looking, tainted, six kids and so much baggage that no one, including Jen, would want to touch him even if he wore 6 condoms after joilie has crawled all over him. Just the thought makes me want to throw up. Pitt is not the same man Jen fell in love with and married. He is her past and will stay there.
Also she is entitled to take a vacation and adjust her towel. Only sick people take pictures and comment on them.
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I agree! She is so hot and i think better than brad pitt now. He had his chance now i want mine :)
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Your posting is the most retarded thing I’ve ever read, and most insulting to have pictures of Jennifer Aniston like that, with the kind of language you use, your publication is a vulgar piece of crap.
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In one sentence you are telling him that the kind of language he uses in his article is disgusting, but just 16 words before that you are using a very disgusting word meant to inflict pain and emotional damage. Come on, you just insulted yourself in the same sentence that you were trying to insult someone else. This doesn’t make you look much smarter than the author.
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Okay, are you stupid or what. Those photos are from last year and they have absolutely nothing to do with Billy Goat Brad, she was on a vacation after filming for 6 months straight. If you’re going to make shitt up at least get some up to date pics. By the way, she’s on vacation now, and i doubt she’s thinking about Billy Goat Pitt with Gerard Butler there. So you can go and bite Jennifer’s hot ass.
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Seriously dude, are you old enough to write an article. It seems these papparazzo stories are getting worst everyday.
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Getting “worst?”
Pot…kettle…black.
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Wait, wait…You’ve been to this site more than one time, and you STILL don’t realize it’s a parody site??? Please do yourself a favor and stop typing..yes, put the keyboard down and walk away. And please never have kids. Ever.
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Obviously, the person posted this is seriously mental retarded.
Jen is a winner always. She knows that Brad and Angie have alway tried to knock her down, even by spreading rumors to hurt her. It’s for sure Jen will not take Brad back. Angie can keep Brad as long as she wants.
Happy B-day to Jen!
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BLAH BLAH BLAH. 5TH GRADER INSULT AND WEBSITE IS STUPID. I SO MAD. WAH WAH WAH
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You are a strange person a whitey
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Angelina have a good body? With photoshop yes, without, it is just skeleton. Even if she is not skeleton, still her body is not match to Aniston’s body. Honestly, Aniston’s body beat shit out of the Angie’s body. Pitt must be blind, beside he is idiot and jurk.
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your stupid because pitts not there to see this bullshit
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So many down votes I think I could cry. This isn’t Teen People. IT MOTHERFUCKING CELEBRITY JIHAD. It’s all in the name you ignorant net trash. Myspace is waiting for your next status update.
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