Jennifer Aniston Hiding in Brad Pitt’s Bathtub

With rumors of a Brad and Angelina break up swirling, Jennifer Aniston is reportedly hiding in the couple’s bathtub with a knife, patiently waiting to strike. The expected ambush comes just hours after Aniston kidnapped a ferret belonging to Pitt’s adopted son Maddox and boiled it alive.

“Jen is still very much in love with Brad,” a sources close to Aniston claimed. “It’s Jen’s hope that these drastic measures will show him just how much she really cares.”

Experts speculate that while Aniston is waiting for the couple to arrive home, she will likely scour all of the bathroom drains in an attempt to find hairs to add to her “Brad doll.”

  • AJ

    Bunch of Sh$#!!!


    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Spot on. AnUstain isnt called a bunny boiler for nothing. “I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, BRAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” LMFAO!

  • brittany

    this is bull shit.

  • MIMI

    I tink it’s true
    sources close to her and an expert never lie

  • stupid news

    wtf? must be slow news day there

  • shawnanne

    hahahahahahahahahahahaahha!! I think anyone who is a Jennifer bunnyboiler watcher can believe this.

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  • adriana

    the girl is still madly in love with him and will take him back in a minute and then brad and anjelina will make up and he will dump jen again shes stupid and ignorant if she takes him back dont care how much you still love him what about your dignity????

  • MonkeysHereThere

    No shortage of retards, is there. Either visiting or writing for this crap site, seemingly.