Jennifer Aniston Diagnosed with Prostate Cancer
Actress Jennifer Aniston has been diagnosed with Prostate Cancer, sources have confirmed. The cancer was discovered during a routine screening by Aniston’s The Bounty Hunter co-star, Gerard Butler.
While promoting their new film in Paris, Butler thought Aniston looked sick and decided to give her an on-the-spot exam. His suspicions were confirmed when he discovered Aniston’s prostate had swelled.
“It was like touching a lumpy grapefruit,” said Butler. “Bloody disgusting, she is.”
Aniston will begin treatment for the disease this Thursday and is hopeful that her ailment may garner sympathy from ex-husband Brad Pitt. We wish her the best of luck.
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Headline: funny. Body of article: stupid.
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It looks to me like his wedding ring got snagged on a rectal polyp and he his digging franticly to find it. He was probably very distraught because last week he got in shit by his wife for dropping his ring down the bathroom sink, so hows he gonna explain to his wife that he misplaced his ring up Anistons ring
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