Jennette McCurdy Masturbates On Top Of A Motorcycle

Jennette McCurdy masturbates


“iCarly” star Jennette McCurdy masturbates by grinding her lady bits into the seat of a motorcycle in the video above.


This Jennette McCurdy on-air masturbation scene is a milestone in heathen children’s entertainment, and will no doubt launch a “slut race” in which both Nickelodeon and The Disney Channel will try to one up each other by having their teen actresses perform ever more depraved sex acts.


In fact with Jennette McCurdy masturbating on “iCarly”, we are clearly just a year or so away from the first children’s TV show gangbang (probably by Victoria Justice and the whores at “Victorious”).

 

  • Zohair- The Good one

    There are essentially 3 reasons why us Muslims are getting stronger and defeating infidels everyday. They are :

    1) Reproduction- Us Muslims reproduce like animals. And the infidels don’t do anything to stop this.

    2) Madrassas and Home education- Where our children are “Brain Cleaned” (Not brainwashed) into accepting Islam as the only faith, and that they must kill or be killed for it.

    3) The Mullahs- The bearded ones with Caps, who relentlessly devote their life for Holy Jihad….like the Great Ayatollah who recently created a facebook account to fight infidels

    I just hope that the Americans and other infidels don’t figure this out someday…and I hope no infidel reads this particular comment.

    Allahu Akbar !

    • Grand Dragon Pete

      Nohair on nuts

      You’re the dumbest flamer I’ve ever seen.

      KKK

      • Zohair- The Good one

        Gay Drag Queen Pete

        And you are the shittiest Troll that I’ve ever seen.

  • ALISSA DICARLO

    Fuunnnzzzooo! She should ride horses bareback. Works good too.

    • Anubis

      Filthy Alissa, we know you would love to see her stark naked playing with herself, but things like this is what forced the show executives to finally end that show. Lesboqueers having perverted sex is an abomination to Allah, and totally offends us pious Muslims.

      May great Allah make that motorcycle blow up from underneath her horny wet pussy!

      • Moshe Dayan

        Anal-lube-his,

        We Jews love a good threesome with two hot chicks working each other over before begging for our chunky Jewish circum-sausages. It’s no surprise that a boy-fucking queer like you is repulsed by horny wet pussy and would rather be on that bike yourself with your favorite dancing boy doing the horizontal pump on his ass.

        Eat shit and die mofo

        • Anubis

          Douche bag Gayan –

          Your infidel homoqueer talk makes us Muslims want to puke. Do us a favor before you do a threesome once again with some rapping niggers. Go to your nearest neighborhood mosque, and flaunt your pink panties and other gay attire while swishing your fudge packing ass about. No need to say anything because they’ll know right off that you’re a flaming jew boy queer, stoning you right on the spot. Your bloody AIDS diseased carcass would soon be doused with gasoline and burned to a crisp.

          As Allah smiles his blessings upon them, your demonic soul will burn in everlasting hell fire.

          • Moshe Dayan

            Gay-nubis,

            It’s impossible for me to go anywhere near the neighborhood mosque aka gloryhole because I’m not a muslim homoqueer and can’t stand the sounds of gay muslim cocksucking and assfucking. However if f the queers in there look anything like your faggy oiled up gay avatar, I may be tempted to “drop in” with my belt fed M249 to bring a bit of God’s fury down on those semi-humna abominations.

            Eat shit and die mofo

          • Anubis

            Douche Gayan –

            If a flaming queer jew boy like you were to approach a holy mosque, the sheer presence of Allah’s divine presence would melt you down to a pile of AIDS diseased fecal matter, like throwing holy water on a vampire.

    • Not Gay

      She rides horses nude?

  • Mohumad in da cupboard

    If that pale skinned bitch did that on my motorcycle ( camel ) it would have to be put down. This woman is an animal abuser and killer in my eyes.

    • Imam Khalid

      Not to mention no burqa and she is wearing pants!

      UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • He who is wise

        WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. STOP ARGUING. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A WOMAN IN REGULAR CLOTHING. SHE ISNT EVEN MASTURBAING. SHES ADMIRING THE MOTOR CYCLE. MEN AS WELL AS WOMEN DO THIS. AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO BELIEVE THAT ISLAM IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE UNITED STATES YOU ARE WRONG. IF YOU OPPOSE AMERICANS, IGNORE THEM. JIHAD IS SATAN DRIVING YOU TO DESTROY THOSE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU. IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU COUOD STOP CALLING EVERY PERSON RESIDING IN THE U.S.A A FILTHY JEW. PLEASE. JUST MAKE PEACE. JUST BECAUSE WE “WESTERNERS” ARENT LIKE YOU, DOESNT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO ATTACK US BOTH PHYSICALLY AND ON THE INTERNET.

  • Black Knight

    Shes scratching her pussy on the seat because Big Pete gave her crabs after he raped her. Pete got crabs from his sister who got it from their father. They keep it in the family.

    • Zohair- The Good one

      You are awfully well-informed for a nigger.

      I am beginning to doubt your Niggerness

    • Grand Dragon Pete

      Basic nigger

      This ugly thing wouldn’t be allowed with 100 yards of a klansman. We only accept the finest pieces of ass, not the basic gutter trash that you negros are used to pounding.

      In my opinion……a woman this ugly does in fact belong in a burka……and then deserves to be executed.

      Also…..the last time I had crabs I was dipping them in garlic butter at my mansion on my plantation. I’ll say “hi” to some of your relatives for you.

      KKK

    • Grand Kleagle Otis

      Society functions because humans participate in what is known as a “Social Contract” – that is, they abide by promulgated laws and conduct themselves in a productive, civil manner. Without such behavior Society cannot function, quite simply the system fall apart.

      Of such importance is this adherence to social codes and mores that the ancient Japanese adopted the Code of Bushido which stipulated how the Samurai acted and behaved in order to carry out the necessary maintenance of Law and Order in feudal Japan. Those civilians that deviated from acceptable behavior (stealing, rape, etc.) were dealt with swiftly and severely on the spot by the sword-wielding Samurai of ancient times.

      Enter the nigger….

      The nigger by nature has no laws, nor any “higher purpose” to aspire to. The nigger has been, and always will be a scrounger. A bottom-feeder. A thief.

      The nigger is “that thing hiding in the dark” that seeks to do as little as possible. It abhors any productive work, rather it seeks the easiest reward for the least effort; the nigger is an abomination of man and nature and the antithesis of civilization itself.

      The nigger’s normal state is “uncivilization”.

      The nigger never invented anything, it never built anything, it never pondered the great reaches of space, nor the farthest depths of the ocean – it never thought to even wonder what lie beyond the horizon.

      It’s sole purpose was to discover some discarded bit of an animal’s carcass left behind by predators and to reproduce as much and as often as it could during it’s miserable, filthy and brief existence.

      In short, the best word for the beast is “Nigger” – a thousand other words couldn’t describe it any better.

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Idiot,

        You are stealing texts from other people and placing them here under your name. That’s not nice.

        As all the members of the KKQueer gang you are a fossile vermin, a flop in the evolution of the species.

        • Grand Kleagle Otis

          I’m spreading the gospel.

          If you don’t know the author then it’s because you’re a dumbass lazy heathen.

          Now, Abudllah needs a rim job, homo. Chop-chop.

          KKK

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Rat excrement,

            You shemales from the KKQueer gang are the scum of the Earth. You think like troglodytes, behave like criminals and have as pulsion in life having your anus drilled by real grownup men.

            Eat shit and die, you filthy motherfuckers.

  • Captain Caucasian

    Did anyone notice the picture of Abdullah’s mother hanging on the wall in the background behind Jennette?

    • Grand Kleagle Otis

      There’s nothing Anal Abdullah enjoys more than a hot black bitch with worms.

      He’s a sick mofo.

      KKK

    • Grand Dragon Pete

      Captain

      Have you considered joinging the ranks of The Klan?

      Your humor is superior and would be a welcomed addition to The Brotherhood.

      KKK

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        gay pete

        Yea…tell gay otis that joining the clan is code for “butt-fuck” time….and his application will be in your ass before you can say….””use lube.”

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Captain Gay,

      Insinuate that brother Abdullah’s mother is a bitch dog is a very serious insult. For us Muslims dogs and pigs (like those from the KKQueer gang) are filthy animals.

      I’ll think about the adequate punishment for your crime: declare a special fatwa, or kick your loose asshole. Due to your irrelevance as human being maybe this time I’ll decide to kick your ass.

      But I warn you: your luck will not last forever.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      captain cock sucker

      The last time I saw something with a face like your mother’s, it had a hook in it.

      And the last time I encountered something that smelled like a 7 day old dead tuna…..it was your mother’s pussy. I’m telling you…calling her twat a “stink hole” is the understatement of the year.

      ALLAHU AKBAR

  • The Reaper

    maybe her butt itches from being unwashed she is a smelly whore

  • big dick

    that is hot

  • Zeppelin

    She’s not. You can think what you want but she’s not.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Jennette is no doubt fantasizing about her upcoming date with a powerful Tikriti Muslim.

  • Jeff

    Tk

  • she!

    I wunna fuck :/ takers? >.O

  • Me

    You guys! She was told to rub angianst the motorcycle because her character in the show was psyched about the motorcycle and was basking in the feeling of sitting on a ’64 Sterling. She’s not masterbateing. Get over it.

    • Whitefella

      According to what you said, it still sounds like she was masturbating.

  • happy

    happy motorcycle!