Jason Sudeikis’ Secret With Women Revealed

Jason Sudeikis

Jason Sudeikis is goofy looking and untalented, yet he has banged some of heathen Hollywood’s choicest pieces of ass including Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes, January Jones, and current girlfriend Olivia Wilde.

How has this nothing of a man pulled off such an impressive (by infidel standards) feat? Is he secretly a Muslim? Certainly that would explain his success with the ladies.

After consulting with the wisest clerics it has been determined that Jason Sudeikis is no Muslim, but that Jason’s secret then must be that his penis is made out of chocolate and it ejaculates diamonds.

  • phillip mccracken

    His secret isn’t a secret, same reason why justin timberlake and derek jeter get lots of ass. Hot women love homosexual men. They are non threatening. And make good arm candy.

  • AbdullahSucksPenis

    Abdullah, You sir are a fucking retard
    If you really are a muslim, then why do you take to much time to look at these pictures.
    Secondly, Why are you looking for so much attention?
    Thirdly, If you really are muslim, then you should not be looking at these pictures,
    there are no exceptions
    Conclusion, You are a 40 year old virgin that society has looked down upon since the time of your birth
    and this is why you do this
    Good Luck in Life, because I know you will be needing it

    • aghmed

      He who sucks Abdullah’s penis. How dare you deface this holy website with your nonsensical scrawling. It is you who comes here to our beloved home page uninvited. I would never show such disrespect by visiting your mother’s website gangbangwhores.net and interrupt her live video stream of getting fornicated by a pack of pavement apes.

  • HONG

    why dun u ppl find something else to do then make photoshops of them. get a life

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    The face of an infidel slut, like scarlett or olivia, wouldn’t make a good asshole for even the sorriest camel.

    • Big Pete

      Anal lover Abdullah

      You are one sick mofo. Its time you stop inspecting and fingering the assholes of your camels and stary worrying about the KKK.

      Suck on that one mofo

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        big pecker pounder

        The kkk are a bunch of homoqueers. Their sheets are really “portable” glory holes.

  • Kahlid

    Olivia Wilde is a rotten google loving, lesboqueer whore. She deserves an RPG up her Western clownhole!