January Jones In A Out Of Style Bikini

January Jones bikini

Not only is January Jones from the hit show “Mad Men” a whore, she is a woefully out of style dresser.

As you can see in the GIF below January Jones shows off her genetically perfect body in a bikini that is so old-fashioned it is laughable.

If January Jones is going to sell her soul and prostitute her body like this she should at least do so in a stylish bikini. There is nothing more offensive than a whore who isn’t fashion conscious.

January Jones bikini

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    That bikini, while old fashioned, still disgusts me.
    This whore needs a swim burka and she needs it now.

    Also, Robin called and he asked for his cape back.


  • theheadchimp

    Is there somewhere on this site that says “gebs me sum free shit”. Or maybe “Fat white ho will fuck google for crack”? I haven’t seen so many black assholes since the Mikey Jackson days. Their education level is about equal to a 3rd grade human level.
    The disclaimer should read, this site may require some work…………that would keep them away.

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      You called it right.
      Since Obammy has been in office, googles have taken freeloading to new limits.
      If you want to run off a vampire, hold up a cross; if you want to run off a google, hold up a job application.

    • IHateCelebs

      All “Ebonics” is, is a way for the illiterates to claim that they are speaking some kind of recognizable human language.

      “Can I haz mah free Obammy money now niggaz? I wants my mor-gage paid up now fo free and free poke rinds and chickens mcnuggetz now peeps. u r fo realz??? lulz. peece out niggaz…”

      Man what a crock of horseshit that “talk” is. Actually, I take that back. I didn’t mean to insult horseshit.

  • pretty gay

    Criticizing someones fashion is pretty damn gay and womanly, have fun sucking each others dicks

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      pretty gay

      You call yourself “pretty gay” well mofo…that in itself is a whole lot gay.

      Keep your comments to yourself you cock sucking homoqueer

  • subject line: you’re pretty gay

    ^that better?
    you fuckin fashionista

  • theheadchimp

    NO…..You still sound pretty gay.

    • Subject line: you’re pretty gay

      Says the inbred camel fucking sand google. Go suck abdullahs dick and choke on it

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        pretty gay

        What is it with you homoqueers….always talking about cock sucking?
        Oh yea…you’re homoqueers.

        • Abdullah the ignorant

          hahaha go look 4 posts up where you said “Keep your comments to yourself you cock sucking homoqueer”…who’s talking about cock sucking again? Oh yeah, you are. Quit projecting your fantasies onto others.

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            there you go again…talking about cocks.

            Just move to L.A. and frolic in homoqueer heaven.

            Eat shit and die cocksucker

  • Happy Infidel

    Newsflash!!!!!! That is not a fucking bikini you stupid turds. It looks more like a sexy negligee and it isn’t out of style. Now you are the fashion police? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    You motherfuckers wear dresses so shut up.

  • Abdullah the ignorant

    Holy shit you know where gay people live too! Alright, you have to be an american, anyone with this much in depth knowledge of american fashion, media and where the gays are at makes you an american, a pretty gay one at that. There’s a couple things gay people have in common: fashion sense, a fascination with celerity, obsession with the phallic, knowing where other gays are and where to hang out and a gaydar. You have all these! Dude, you just proved to everyone you like other men. Lemme know when you have your coming out party, I’ll be sure to laugh in your face for being a contradiction.