Is Megan Fox Hotter Than Brigitte Bardot?

Megan Fox Brigitte Bardot

For nearly 2 decades Brigitte Bardot was considered the sexiest woman in the world. An impressive feat that is even more stunning because Brigitte maintained her title in an age before plastic surgery, airbrushing, and Photoshop.

For the past couple years Megan Fox has been the consensus hottest woman in Hollywood, and is no doubt at the peak of her sexiness. However, is Megan Fox hotter in her prime now than Brigitte Bardot was in her day? We are about to find out.


Round 1
Brigitte Bardot

Brigitte Bardot pushed the limits of sexiness with extremely risque photos for the times. Bardot was always ready and willing to help men around the world spill their seed, and she seemed to get a perverse enjoyment out of it. How sexy is that?
Megan Fox

Megan Fox has not done much that would be considered risque by today’s standards. In fact in many instances Megan has been down right dull. Of course in her defense she’d have to spread eagle in with a cucumber in her to get a reaction out of people nowadays.
Advantage: Brigitte Bardot



Round 2
Brigitte Bardot

Brigitte Bardot basically invented and definitely perfected the staged upskirt picture. Not to mention she is wearing white lace panties in this picture. It does not get more classic sexy than that.
Megan Fox

Megan Fox looks great in this picture. The whole I’m pulling down the front of my panties to almost show you my vagina thing is super hot. However, it is not innovative in any way, and is slightly trashy.
Advantage: Brigitte Bardot



Round 3
Brigitte Bardot

Side boob is an important element in any sexy woman’s arsenal. Brigitte Bardot did rock a very nice side boob in this classic picture.
Megan Fox

Megan Fox double side boob all the way! Oh my God! Oh my God! WHOOO! Oh wow look at that! Full on double side boob all the way! What does this mean?
Advantage: Megan Fox



Round 4
Brigitte Bardot

What a bikini? Yes even back in the 50’s and 60’s Brigitte Bardot rocked them. Her body is flawless and she liked to show it off. However I can not help but feel those bottoms are too bulky.
Megan Fox

Megan Fox in a tiny tight pink bikini. It doesn’t get much better than that right? Wrong, she could also be about to give fellatio to an ice cube.
Advantage: Megan Fox



Round 5
Brigitte Bardot

When Brigitte Bardot was feeling sexy she would wear a see through shirt and a feather boa.
Megan Fox

When Megan Fox is feeling sexy she pulls down her panties to show you a tattoo of her boyfriend’s name.
Advantage: Brigitte Bardot



Round 6
Brigitte Bardot

Brigitte Bardot had a respectable nice tight round ass. Admittedly it was nothing spectacular, but Brigitte was French so she almost certainly did enjoy anal.
Megan Fox

Megan Fox also does not have a particularly impressive ass, but she is almost certainly to stuck up to enjoy a good backdoor banging.
Advantage: Brigitte Bardot


And the winner is Brigitte Bardot! Though Megan Fox is a once in a generation hotness talent she is no match for Brigitte who is one of the sexiest women to ever walk Allah’s green earth. Let us celebrate Brigitte Bardot’s victory with some naked pictures of her here, here, and here.

  • Dar al-Harb

    In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful! Megan Fox has gross thumbs too! I’d way rather take Bridgette Bardot as a right hand possesion (that means slave for all you stupid kuffars)!

    • Abdullah the Butcher

      I agree brother….those thumbs would gag a camel.

    • allah sux my dick

      man are you pure stupid from start to end…..what jokes you muslemmmz goat fuckers are

  • DiamondGoddess!

    Brigitte Bardot, hands down winner!

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Fellow Muslims!
    I too choose Brigitt over the demon possessed Megan Fox.

    • allah sux my dick

      what do you know goat fucker, you’re not allowed to watch movies with women in them….crazy as all you muzlemz are gotta gover up your ugly ass, fat, hairy faced bitches there too….PLEASE keep those ugly bitches of yours covered as they scare the children

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        I agree that your female slut relatives need to wear a burka. You should probably get them into one soon before the health department gets the idea that you have a house full of illegal apes.

        I have noticed kuffar that you seem to have an irrational grudge against Muslims…..perhaps stemming from your disturbed homoqueer experiences and habitual drug use, which has left you jealous of real men..

        I have no advice to give to someone as scummy and loathsome as you….but I do have a warning. You will not last 5 seconds when the Jihad begins. It is that simple inferior dog….I doubt your alcohol saturated brain can comprehend the misery which is coming your way….but I don’t really give a shit. I hope you suffer as much as your pussified constitution can withstand when the soldiers of Allah begin ripping out your heart before your terrorized eyes.

        But know this spawn of a whore……your mortal death will not be the end of your suffering ….it is the beginning. Once in hell you will experience tortures beyond your comprehension for all eternity.

        Suck on that infidel

      • Sara Al-Ali

        Person above: I’m going to assume your Christian (since youre apparentally not muslim). I’m muslim. I live in Kuwait, in an american school. Less than 1 fifth than the school is wearing a hijab. Almost every guy watches porn or masurbates and MANY (boys AND girls) are extremeely perverted. Yet others are innocent. But nobody is COMEPLETELY innocent. We are not that different than the westerners, we’re all people.

        This website (along with Osama Bin Laden and many other things) are making ALL muslims look bad. This website is pathetic, you wna know why? Because here, theyre voting for sexiest girl and talking about ass, then in other posts they go against that.

        And about us “bitches” being ugly? Go search “Halima Boland” , “Hayfa Wehbe” , or COME HERE TO KUWAIT! There are many pretty girls, even the ones that cover their hair. Oh and btw, covering the face is not a must in islam, only optional.

        • Abdullah The Butcher


          STFU Bitch

          First , you are no Muslim….with that fucking Hebrew name.
          Second, your filthy lies are a dead give away that you are a perverted infidel.
          Third, in my village…and anyplace where there are true Muslims…..the burka is not an option. So suck on that.
          And finally, if you were truly Muslim, you would not be running that mouth like a common prostitute.

          I tell you this….slut: You are a prime example of what western immorality is all about.
          You pop in here like a whore looking for a “john” and then start running that mouth about things you know nothing about.
          This is a site for men….not ignorant drunken sluts!

          And I’ll tell you this…I’ve got plenty of Jihadist friends in Kuwait….and perhaps soon you’ll “bump” into one of them. And by bump…..I mean be run over.

          ALLAHU AKBAR

          Iraq will retake Kuwait….and Islam will rule the world!

        • Santosh

          No, of course not lol.But Megan Fox hasn’t just had srgreuy, she wears lots of makeup all the time, is photoshopped in pretty much all photos of her, her eyes aren’t even really blue for gods sake. Megan is a really bad example because most famous people who are deemed as ”beautiful” actually are just a face full of makeup and srgreuy, many people fail to remember that, sad but true.I see more naturally beautiful girls in my area, and they don’t need to be fake to be attractive.

  • blob

    if you said megan fox, i would have found and punched you. brigitte bardot could never be matched. especially not by a plastic surgery brunette!!!

  • don

    Bridgitte Bardot is hotter, Megan tries too hard

  • XYZ

    BRIGITTE definitely. She has always been natural. Compare her to this Hollywood plastic product.

  • Wench


  • Dead Ed®

    My friend was saying how he thinks Megan Fox is the hottest thing ever.
    He obviously hasn’t bit straight into a fresh McDonald’s apple pie.

  • Dead Ed®

    Anyway, Brigitte is hotter.
    She’s blonde.
    Come on.
    She’s so hot, I’m sweating.
    Sweating like a Muslim at passport control.


    • Abdullah the Butcher

      You at least have good taste in western whores kuffar.

  • Dead Ed®

    Megan Fox is not going to act in the upcoming sequel, “Transformers 3”.
    And whether she acted in 1 and 2, still remains to be seen.

  • The Final Word on Brigitte and Megan

    You know I’m a huge fan of that little slut known as Megan Fox as a matter of fact she is currently my secret pretend girlfriend. (She doesn’t know i’m pretending to sneak around on her with Katy Perry). And Brigitte is truly a classic broad by anyones standards. But it really comes down to two things. Number one are the thumbs everyone has been mentioning here. Number two are the tattoos, especially the ones that are like paragraphs in calligraphy.

    Remember Classics never go out of style my friends.

    • Fantasma

      She smokes but like most cebeiritles to improve her image to the younger audience she now hides it from the media and smokes in private. She also loves the smell of matches.

  • the only Legend

    Bardot has devoted her life & $$$ to helping protect animals from the cruel treatment she saw when she was young….what has Fox done to help???? other that pose in silly ways & make awful movies…..Terminators would have been a better movie without her in it…..just how good did Jennifers Body or Jonas Hex do at the boxoffice when those movies were based on her so called “talent’…in & out at the speed of light & straight to DVD still would of not saved those bad jokes….Bardot did & still has talent x 1,000

    • Jade

      Uh, grew up? She’s like 11 in the pic with the “unibrow and bad teeth.” She probably had bceras, and learned to pluck. I have heard she had a cosmetic procedure, but I don’t know what exactly.

  • estetik ameliyati

    Don’t get me wrong, Kim Kardashian has a bangin body, but does anyone feel she’s done a little too much plastic surgery to her face?

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      her face looks like a horse and her ass is the size of a steamer trunk…..I guess that’s why she goes for the Nigerian black snake.

      • Briggs

        Hey mossieur je viayos dans un commentaire qu’on pouvait avoir sur ce blog le morceau final de Qui eates-vous Polly Magoo? Mais of9 le trouve-je??Ce blog est tre8s bien en tous cas.Merci!

  • estetik ameliyati

    Plastic, cosmetic, or aesthetic surgery is so popular because people want to feel good about themselves. When people feel that they look good their self-esteem and confidence often rises.

  • belgradar

    megan fox’s toe thumb totaly grosses me out just the thought of it make sme sick so i go with Brigitte Bardot but then god nows or not if she had a great hair bush if so then i just stick to bending over and sucking my own dick then eather of them