Hermione’s Harry Potter Spin-Off Movie Announced

Hermione



With the release of the final Harry Potter movie just 2 weeks away, Universal studios has announced plans to create a Harry Potter spin-off movie based around Emma Watson’s character of “Hermione”.


According to reports, Emma Watson will revise her role as Hermione, as well as play 3 new characters. The story will center around the girls struggling with their sexual orientation while attending school at “Hogwarts”.


With the preliminary screenplay for the movie featuring over 200 different scenes of girl on girl and girl on wand action, this is definitely going to be one movie to watch for in 2012.

 

  • Prophet Mohammed

    With much great help from this site I was able to recruit the suicide bombers who earlier tonight struck a hotel here in Kabul. Many young muslims mens are tired of the infidels west and are clearly taking a stance against the disgusting ways of the US and A. There will be more jihadhist strapping on suicide vests than ever before…and were coming after the homos and niggers, and jews first!!

    ALLAHU AKBAR!!

    • Notyalc

      It must feel horrible to know that your people are so pathetically powerless against the west that the only way you can fight back is by blowing yourselves up.

      • Prophet Mohammed

        Clayton the Gay

        Powerless? There is no man on earth more powerful than us muslims mens. How dare you say such a thing! We have the power of Allah in all of us and with that we are brave and courageous and follow through on Allah’s orders, which is to kill all infidels. We do whatever is necessary so that Allah will praise us for our good deed and provide us with 72 virgins upon our death. You don’t think we’re powerful? Stand next to one of us jihadists with a vest full of C-4 then tell me how powerful us muslims mens aren’t! That’s right! You’ll be dead and unable to speak!

        Come to Kabul you filthy infidel, I have a recruit that would much enjoy killing a homo.

        ALLAHU AKBAR!!

        • notyalc

          So aside from proving my point by stating that the only way for you to manage to kill even one American would be for that person to come to you so you can kill yourself in order to kill just him. WOW! Thats real power, but aside from that you’ve also managed to state that you are a coward in that you wouldn’t be willing to do it yourself.
          My opinion of Muslims just keeps going up and up every time one of you opens your mouth.
          Also, that “killing all infidels” thing. Kind of slow going isn’t it? I mean, whats the count now 3000 dead out of 5 billion. I’m not so sure Allah is all that happy with you right now. I never got the impression he was one to tolerate incompetence.

        • bin laden sucked cocks

          72 virgins! ahaha what a stupid noob! are u so ugly that you can’t get girls alive? ahah
          i want to see u fight me with your fists like a REAL MAN! i would tear you apart! then your could go see your virgins ahah

  • imran

    isten up you guys are fraud.you are not muslims.allah will ask of you about this.that you are destroying the names of muslims everywere in the world.ok.that’s the reason some I mean some americans hate us.because of you people only.I hope that every one out there have got my message about this fraud website and clearly not muslims.and if I were to be given a chance to choose between you so called muslims and these celebrities or american people I would honestly I would choose these american people cuz they are infinity times better than you extrimists.good day to all.and I will be keeping an eye on this website untill you close it down.and if there are any americans that abdullah the butcher and head chimp abused I am there for them.male or female I don’t care.I will back you up on your part of the blog wars.and I will continue to protect celebrities that I love most.just leave me a comment by my name and I will get back to you ok.I can switch the article so don’t worry I will post it every where.

  • JIHAD_DEEZ_NUTZ

    Enjoy your 72 virgins raghead, nobody told you they were all guys faggot. The U.S could’ve won this war a long time ago with bacon grease and porkchops, go figure they won’t eat pig but they’ll fuck them. If it wasn’t for being humane the West would have nuked every mid-east country and just take your land. You think any nuclear arsenal in the mid east is scarey? I don’t think they can launch them far enough without killing eachother. Then again this dumbshits nuke places in their country with women and children only to kill off any future recruits, GOOD ONE!

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      nutzinmouth

      You are an ignorant mofo.
      The usa has turned into a country of fat homoqueers and dildo carry bull dykes.
      The only thing you turds are good for is flipping burgers and complaiining.

  • Ben

    Ummm… no? Emma announced that she was done with Harry Potter films. This is totally fake.