Heidi Montag’s Playboy Pictures

Heidi Montag

Well the moment we’ve all been dreading is here. Heidi Montag’s Playboy pictures are out, and it is official Hugh Hefner is completely senile.

Hef paid Heidi “Horse Face” Montag to appear in Playboy clothed. If anyone gets even remotely aroused from these pictures you have a problem. A stiff breezes has more of a chance of getting me turned on then these pics do.

Recently Vanessa Hudgen’s and Ashley Greene’s lawyers have contacted me to remove the nude photos I posted of them. I am actually hoping Heidi’s lawyers do the same. In fact, Heidi’s lawyers if you are reading this, here is my email [email protected]. If you want me to take these down for any reason, and I mean any reason, please contact me and I will comply posthaste.


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  • Pat

    these are not the offical pics from the magazine. they are the free pic that u can view on playboy.com.

    • underdog

      Spencer is that you? Even if these are free they still suck ass

  • D-Licious

    What a waste, she is not even naked in any of these pics, its no different then maxim.

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  • Dead Ed

    I miss the Vanessa & Ashley naked pics.
    I will not waste my time on this page. And here I was with my pants around my ankles… Guss it’s back to the Macey’s catelog models for me. Till Durka Durka can give us something worth viewing, Allah willing…

  • dmnsavage

    doesn’t ‘celebrity,’ even of the d-list variety, mean that there is something to celebrate?

    the hills, “i’m a celebrity(?), get me out of here,” and now Playboy. Wow. I thought the third time was supposed to be a charm. Do us all a favor and do some christian snake healing with a cobra.

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  • leah

    lauren conrad would have been much better instead of heide=i she is an ugly f***

  • Jazzie Wonder

    Maybe she should be called “Heiney Montag” now.

  • luna

    bitch don’t cover up

  • YUnolikedisting

    WTF?!?!? Why didn’t this stupid fuckin’ cunt show her CUNT or even her ASS?!?! This is CRAP! >:-(

  • Anthony Tony Mullen

    Killer pictures. I Just shot my pants.

  • starscream

    she’s hot
    i would love 2 bang her ass wid my hard cock

  • Lorraine

    Pat..get a life and and some class. you seem to be the only one riled up about her pics. For someone who said they werent going to waste any more time..well here you are. Locked on pics..poor guy cant get a real girl