Hayden Panettiere Slanders Cancer’s Good Name

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Hayden Panettiere



Hayden Panettiere the impish star of the NBC show “Heroes” was photographed yesterday wearing a t-shirt that slanders cancer’s good name.


Just because Hayden has dyed her hair red and started dressing like a golfer does not mean she has the right to wear a shirt that says “F*ck Cancer”. Last time I checked cancer was a punishment from God on the wicked. Everyone who has ever got cancer got exactly what was coming to them… divine justice in the form of uncontrolled growth cell growth, invasion, and metastasis.


I hope the American Cancer Society decides to sue Hayden Panettiere. Let us see how many fancy golf caps she can afford after the American Jew legal system gets done with her.

 

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  1. Dead Ed™ says:

    What’s the difference between a cure for cancer and Madeleine McCann?

    A cure for cancer will be found one day…

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  2. cider says:

    Dont be a twat, Hayden Panetierre does alot of good work for charity. Grow some balls and except people have there own opinions dickface, its only a friggin t-shirt

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  3. Shannan says:

    WHAT THE FUCK MY GRANDMA DID NOTHING TO ANYONE SO HOW DOES A SWEET OLD WOMAN WHO HAS BELIEVED IN GOD FOR OVER 50 YEARS DESERVE CANCER
    I LOVE HAYDE!

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  4. Cancer Survivor says:

    I cannot believe that anyone would believe “Last time I checked cancer was a punishment from God on the wicked. Everyone who has ever got cancer got exactly what was coming to them” who in the hell are you “checking with” and what right do you have to pass judgment on anyone. This has to be one of the most narrow minded statements that I have ever heard. Being a 35 year old 10 year cancer survivor I take great offense to statements like this. So, I guess you must think that a 3 year old child with leukemia must have been out whoring it up, killing and stealing and deserves to die. Might want to rethink your views before it is your turn to be judged. I agree with Hayden’s statement FUCK CANCER!!!!

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    • Mang says:

      Hey, SCREW YOU, man. Back when I lost my job, Cancer let me stay at his apartment for a few weeks. Cancer’s a cool guy.

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  5. Dead Ed™ says:

    Ireland is recalling all pork because of a cancer causing toxin in the pigs…
    Guess the Muslims and the Jews dodged that bullet.

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  6. Dead Ed™ says:

    It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.

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  7. kneil says:

    who in the f stated that cancer was a punishment from god ought to be hung out to dry. That is the shittist statement I have ever heard. Take it from someone that had cancer unless you or your family member has been through this YOU HAVE NOT RIGHT TO THAT OPINION

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  8. kneil says:

    Another opinion whoever said the stupid statement that Cancer is a punishment from GOD. I guess your turn is next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. God says:

    you fuckwit Durkha, I sent AIDS as a punishment, not cancer. Cancer was something the american medical industry invented to keep them in business.

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  10. George Bush says:

    Yeah so my best friends little brother totally got what was coming for him when he died from cancer at the age of 8. You are an idiot and you probably think it is soooooo good to sit there and read all the hate people comment with. I’m guessing you are just a sad fat computer nerd who has nothing better to do than sit at the computer coming up with bullshit stories just to upset people. I hope everyone in your family dies of cancer and then maybe, just maybe you will understand. Get a life, honestly.

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  11. durka hater says:

    well you know what? F>CK YOU!!!! Small minded idiots like you are what’s wrong with the world. Until you and everyone like you are dead, the world doesn’t have a chance. You have single-handedly made me lose faith in humanity and I hope u get every kind of cancer there is. you should’ve been that annoying stain on your mother’s sheets or she should’ve done us all a favor and aborted you!!!

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  12. durka hater says:

    u disgust me and probably the rest of the world who just read that disturbing shit that you just vomited on here out boredom and loneliness!

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  13. mike says:

    What a stupid comment. Do you hate Hayden and yourself or is your self-loathing so vitriolic that you spill it out on others.
    There is no god. Stop spewing your lies.

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  14. Dead Ed™ says:

    I love Haydn!

    Joseph Haydn is in my opinion one of the top 5 best composers ever!

    Oops…

    Wrong Haydn…

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  15. Tsss says:

    Right. Let’s see how you feel about cancer when it gets to your mom, father, son, grandson, you, etc.

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  16. Really, guys? says:

    Really? Does nobody understand satire? Yeah, it’s a little rough this time and not done that well, but it’s still satire.

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  17. Chris says:

    I came across while looking for funny stuff online got two things to say i reckon this was wrote as a joke hey nothing like a little dark humor if it wasnt wrote as a joke then you durka durka are quite obviously a dick i dont believe in god myself but if there was one then im quite sure hed find a better way of getting rid of the “wicked people” your quite obviously a fanactial asshole and deserve to be shot or of course get cancer lets see you write that crap once your hair falls out you cant a take a piss or shit or when you can pass either of these its on to yourself and can only drink soup and water the pain will be unbearable. Ah im rambling anyhow on a lighter note shes looking pretty damn ugly nowadays huh.

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  18. TeenyRex says:

    Ok, that’s just too far. I’ve seen the shirts before and on the back it says ‘I know a Survivor’.

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  19. Amanda says:

    “Last time I checked cancer was a punishment from God on the wicked. Everyone who has ever got cancer got exactly what was coming to them…”

    Fuck you. So you think that the kids who get cancer deserve it? Or that only the bad people get cancer? How about you pull your head out of your ass. Grow a brain.

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  20. bob says:

    Janeane Garofalo ushers in a new era. January 2009, Inked Magazine

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  21. nemesis says:

    You’re all idiots.

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  22. alex says:

    Since cancer is a punishment from God, save a few money for you future cancer treatment….. :)

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  23. problem? says:

    trolololololololol

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  24. Abdullah The Butcher says:

    Muslims don’t get cancer.

    Only jews, homoqueers, whores, niggers and all other manner of infidel receive this curse from Allah.

    If you infidels want to wipe out cancer, there are two options:

    1. kill all infidels or 2. everyone of you mofos converts to Islam.

    I personally prefer the first option.

    Allahu Akbar

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  25. Happy Infidel says:

    Abdullah Asshole:

    You are so full of shit about Muslims not getting cancer. I have a Muslim friend whose mother just died from stomach cancer. You are a filthy motherfuckin’ asshole. Get your facts straight moron.

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