Happy 38th Birthday, Selena Gomez!
CelebJihad.com would like to take this opportunity to wish Selena Gomez a happy 38th birthday! Congrats to you, Selena! You’re still as beautiful as ever. You don’t look a day over 35!
We’ve been told by Selena’s mom that she will spend her day crying over her lost youth and beauty, and attending the annual Selana Gomez Birthday Cockfight Extravaganza at an abandoned warehouse outside of Stockton, CA.
In honor of this momentous occasion, please enjoy the follow clip of Selena stuffing her 38-year-old mouth full of fattening cake.
Selena really does look good for her age and there is nothing better than when a cougar sinks her claws into your hide! Congrats Selena!!! Here’s hoping your 39th year of life brings you more lesbian encounters and the stoning you so rightly deserve for your hedonism and fornication! DEATH TO THE INFIDEL!!!!
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DEATH TO THE INFIDEL!
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shes 18…
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selena is better than that whore miley
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OMG!!!! Cut Sel Som Slack!!! She Is 18 NOT 38!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S SUPPOSE TO BE SELENA QUINTANILLA ON APRIL 16!!!!!!!!! Selena Might Have the same name As Selena Q, But It Doesnt Mean That They Are The Same Person! Also Sel Q Is Dead, Sel G Is Alive.
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Selena Q, a doll and a living legend; Selena G, a real cutie; Miley C….for Catfish face!
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Well, I certainly recall my 38th. I didn’t care until 40, though. On her 40th, though, Selena can consider herself invited to my house to cry over both of our lost youths and beauties.
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Selena gomes is 17 ok that’s a lie she was just dating a 16 year old named Justin Bieber
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Who cares about age these days. Selena G was on Letterman last week and to a national audience claimed she was 1 week shy of her 18th. Justin B…helmet head. All he needs now is a face mask. Oh,
he already wears a mask.
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you do realize that most of these girls are underage and therefore you should be viable for child pornography charges..
so much for your moral high ground
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what girls are you talking about? The subject age is 18and over.
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selena gomez is beautiful
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She’s 18! You dummys! Selena’s just very mature. No wonder nobody visits this site, false info.
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She’s not dating Justin Beiber ERR!!!
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god! She’s not even eating cake in that video, popcorn but not cake.
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funny. she still looks damn hot for 38. and how the cake has a lot less than 38 candles! :/ I didnt know muslims were this dense when it comes to counting
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