Halle Berry Gets Plastic Surgery To Look Like A Duck

Halle Berry plastic surgery



Halle Berry has started undergoing plastic surgery to make a dramatic transformation into a duck. As the photo above clearly shows the Oscar winning actress is already starting to resemble the aquatic bird she must love so much.


Of all the birds to choose from I find Halle Berry’s choice of turning into a duck quite peculiar. The duck is one of the least sexiest birds. Now if Halle was changing her appearance to look like a quail or a finch I could understand that, those birds are hot. But a duck? That just boggles the mind.


To get to the bottom of Halle Berry’s plastic surgery duck fetish. We went and spoke to her father (at least the black homeless man outside the 7/11 claimed to be her father, who are we to argue). Halle Berry’s bum daddy told us that, “Halle Berry is a fine b*tch”. When pressed on why she would want to transform into a duck he responded, “because she be suckin dat white d*ck”.


Fascinating insight into the mind of yet another severely disturbed celebrity.

 

  • theheadchimp

    She is black so that should explain everything. She wants to be a duck because like who in their right mind would want to be black. Plus an added benefit is her lips are on their way to being a duckbill already. Look at the size of those puppies…..Those are Ubangi lips.

  • Ali bin-Fuqrab

    I think she looks more like a platypus

  • Dead Ed®

    She now has Donald Duck’s features with Daffy Duck’s color.

  • Dead Ed®

    Hey, Durka Durka,

    I hate having Turrets. It makes you shout out things you don’t want to shout out.

    For example: yesterday I was walking along the road when I spotted a Muslim guy walking on the other side of the road and I shouted out “Good morning sir, I hope you are well.”

    • Bob Loblaw

      Tourette’s

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    I see the shaved ape, halle berry, is really going the extra mile to get the leading female role in disney’s new movie, “donald duck goes to washington…….and blows it up.”

    somebody should have told this dumb nigger, that the movie is a cartoon, and you don’t have to look like a duck, to get to play daisy duck…..donald duck’s bitch.

    oh well……she’s a nigger and that explains it all.

  • teresa

    whore looks as sexy as a berenstain bear. Whore is cheap and getting her just deserts. LOSER. YUCK.

  • shanker

    Halle next film is duckwoman.