Gosselin Children Begin Their Downward Spiral

Gosselin family



American baby factory Kate Gosselin is the most recent example of a backwards culture valuing quantity over quality, failing to control her gaggle of children.


Aryan moppets Colin and Alexis were recently expelled from their substandard American private school for exhibiting the same behavior (fighting, name-calling, and generally bitchiness) that they use to steal their mother’s attention back home. Fortunately for the children, the education offered in America’s prisons is a lateral moved from the education offered in its Godless public schools.


While it is widely known that the Gosselin children will all turn into criminals, junkies, and whores well before their 18th birthdays, it’s still a pleasant surprise when the world gets to see it starting to happen.