Garner, Affleck name 2nd daughter ‘Staten Island’
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First it was Brooklyn Beckham. Next came Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
Now there’s Staten Island Affleck.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner joined the growing list of celebrity parents to name a child after a New York City borough, welcoming their second daughter, Staten Island, into the world on Tuesday.
Affleck’s spokesman, Shawn Sachs, said the parents wanted to give their child a “unique, yet trendy name,” and that the name Staten Island “offered the best of both worlds.”
Staten Island joins the couple’s first daughter, Violet, as well as the couple’s first abortion, “Daredevil.”
Special Thanks to Rob Sanford
Fuck. I was really hoping they’d buck the “burrows trend” and go outside the box with Yonkers.
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It’s borough, assholes (both IF and the author).
I’d make a bigger deal out of it, but I hate New York, and I know the misspelling will piss off all the Midwesterners who just moved there and think they’ve” made it.”
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Your new article is sub par. I mock you for having the courage to express your ideas freely in front of others.
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Hey Jon(i) Mitchel(l), don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got ’till it turns around, bends you over and rapes your retarded ass? I mock you for having the courage to get ass-fucked freely in front of others.
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Ha! Well played, Iron Fister! I like the cut of your gib. That Iron Fister is the bomb. HE WILL FUCK YOU WITH HIS FIST(ER)!!!
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Well, looks like Jon Mitchel is quite the fucking pussy.
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Says you, fella!
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Yeah, says me.
From the way you rolled over when I.F. mocked you I bet you’re a really fucking pussy. You probably live in your mom’s basement. Its scary in the outside world!
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It sure is! Just the other day I went outside to get the mail (for mother) and a negro drove by the house. Say, Fattbottom, I think we got of on the wrong foot. Lets try again. My name is Jon. Do you like comicbooks?
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I’m a “negro,” and no I don’t.
Do you like my foot up your ass?
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What? A negro! Well fantastic. We’ve go to have some common ground somewhere, guy! I saw a great episode of The Cosby Show last week on Nick. Did you enjoy that show?
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I did.
Do you like Blacks on Blondes dot com?
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I’m afraid not. What about Daddysworstnightmare.com? That’s close but more degrading. Do you like that one?
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Never seen it, but I have seen your mom’s pussy. It was kind of blurry because I’m near sighted. What I manly remember was the smell.
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Ha! Thats a good one, Fattbottom. You’re implying that you’ve had sex with my mother! Not likely, but perhaps you bagged her groceries once. Oh well. It was good getting to know you. Have a good day!
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I’m implying nothing of the sort. I just put my dollar down on the dance floor, like all the other patrons, and she waved her stink ass pussy in my face. Normally I wouldn’t slum with such a fattie, but it was Sunday afternoon, so my options were limited.
By the way, tell your mom that clearasel can be used on asses, too.
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Fatbottom, cut it out. I’ve seen his moms ass. There are no pimples. Grow up.
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Oh right, I forgot you were there.
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Yeah! Thanks, guy. Also, mother would never dance at a club that would admit Fattbottom’s kind. The white (and occasionally Asian) patron’s wouldn’t have it. No offense Fattbottom. I treasure our new friendship.
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Ha! A racist joke. You’re a clever one. You’re probably in a trailer park yourself, but whatever makes you feel like a big man.
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I wish! Living in a trailer park by myself would be a step up from mother’s basement. It’s cold down there! And I’m not a racist, Fattbottom. I have many black friends. You for example. Why, look at us! We’re a regular couple of pals!
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I’m going to rape and kill your mother.
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Thats not how friends treat each other, Fattbottom.
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I can trace IP addresses. I’m gonna fucking find you.
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Looks like you’re in Penn. or northern Ohio! This won’t take much longer.
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Looks like I’m heading to Moreland Hills, OH!
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Oh goodness!!! So close!!!
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Do you have money for the bus trip, fella? When a friend comes to visit, I always like to welcome him to Casa De Mitchel!
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See you soon.
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Ok!
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What the fuck? I take 24 hours off and a powder-puff game breaks out? This is my chatboard motherfuckers. I will take on all comers. In fact, now it seems I must take on multiple cummers. No problem motherfuckers, I’m prepared to battle a goddamned bukkake’s worth of commenters… if they dare.
Who else is up for it? Anyone out there wanna get Fatbottomed?
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