France Surrenders To Libya

France Libya

Just 24 hours after France launched an attack on Gaddafi’s forces in Libya, the French government has announced that they can no longer carry on the battle and are ready to surrender to Libya.

The French attacked Libya after persistent urging from their buddies in the West, and to defend the rebel capital of Benghazi from righteous bombardment by forces still loyal to Gaddafi. However, once France realized that they would be squaring off against virile Muslim men, they quickly retreated and are now ready to accept even the most humiliating terms of surrender.

For the West this is the same story that has been going on since the Dark Ages, when they foolishly tried to battle Muslims in the Crusades. Whether it is the French getting whipped in Libya or the Americans slowly getting torn apart in Iraq and Afghanistan, Allah’s chosen people always come out victorious. Allahu Akbar!

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    I told you stupid infidel motherfuckers a few months back that islam would soon be taking over the world; now you see my prophecy coming true.

    I can hardly wait to throw infidel criminals, whores, homoqueers, lesboqueers and jews from off the top of that big ass Eiffel Tower.
    Now that’s a good use of a formerly useless structure.
    Also, I’m looking forward to stocking my harem with a few hundred french school girls.

    Look out USA….you are next on the takeover list.

    eat shit and die infidels!


    • Μολὼν Λαβέ

      Good luck with the USA ass hole. Sharia law will never make it to the United States. Your P.O.S. religion of hatred, needs to disappear and never come back, then this world might actually see some peace…

      III% For Life

      Μολὼν Λαβέ

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        racist mofo

        Racism is the last resort of weak minded assholes. You sir, are a weak minded asshole.

        Don’t fret…you will thank Islam for Sharia….or you will die.

        eat shit you racist mofo

        • Ponce de Leon

          Lmao @ Abdullah. We have wacky Christians here too that believe in fairytales and the outer space ghost. One fairytale or the other? this just wants more and more people wipe religion off the planet. Kooky nut. Oppression and kooky archaic beliefs have been the poison of man.

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            ponce de loon

            I don’t know about this “space ghost” but Allah has given all authority to the Muslims to control this planet. You can either convert or die.

  • theheadchimp

    Now who are the fucking terrorists? The frogs may be doing all the talking but its the USA that is doing all the fighting. Goddamn US butting its nose into everybodies business again. American land of the free and home of the stupid………..

  • stupidmuslims

    stupid muslims…
    what they do is reading a Koran and shooting missiles to innocent people….

    that’s what Allah told u guys to do???? lol

  • Osama Bin Bad-Ass Motherfucker

    Excellent. Soon we shall drink sweet French infidel blood. The prophecy comes true. May every French woman feel the unwashed stale brown cock of every Muslim upon their sinful burka-less bodies.
    Allahu Akbar!

    • osama bin ass fucker

      u wish

  • libya surrenders to a snail

    libyans are pussies

  • Smarter thanyou

    I hope you remembered who stopped Gaddafi’s army that’s right the USA same country that killed Osama and Saddam same country that has army bases still in Iraq and Afganhastan