Flo From Progressive Commercials Naked

Flo progressive naked



If you have ever been unfortunate enough to watch infidel American TV you’ve no doubt seen the Progressive Insurance commercials featuring an offensive sass-mouthed woman named “Flo”.


This Flo makes stupid faces while babbling on about different insurance products in direct violation of the Muslim law that women should be neither seen nor heard.


Now Flo appears to have taken her blasphemy to the next level by prostituting her frumpy nude body in the photo above. If this is the type of thing that sells insurance in the heathen US of A they are going to need to buy a lot of it because us Muslims are going to turn their possessions into dust.

 

  • makefunofmyname

    Really?

    • Bubba

      I knew she would get nekkid someday. She has a twinkle in her eyes.

  • flobot

    LMFAO

  • The Guy with the EyE

    Thirdsies!!!!!! Who gives a fuck about this bitch…she used to be on Angle too….well once.

  • Arcachnar

    Never heard of her and I don’t care.

    • Tyrone shoelaces

      Dats cause yous is a homo mofo spendin to much times suckin on dat glory hole gay homos dick and it’s a women if it was a guy wit no pants on you be jerkin yous little pecker like a mad man.

      • Arcachnar

        Are you talking about yourself again? Fucking fag. I don’t know this woman, because I NEVER saw these kind of commercials.

        • Tyronr shoelaces

          Assinfacenar

          No I was talikin abouts you and your butt plug glory yous two is sick queer mofo’s and yous don’t no her cause she is not a he no dick makes your fag ass sick. Haha ha Iam a poet

          • Arcachnar

            No. Tyron, not a poet. You are just a fag and a fucking moron. The only fags here are you and that Glory. But, you are probably the same.

      • Spartan 117

        Islam will never rule any but the shit America allows them to own because America has the biggest air force navy and the most technologically advanced army in the world the USA pretty much own the world

      • maximumbetty

        Duh!
        Who’s the I’ll conceived idiot who doe’s not have proper grammar…
        Ya I know da funk punk but u,z even lost that graz mos define…
        Flo is the chix tix & beyond so get a grip on uz tip…
        Chic ain’t gonna zip quick…gitit!!!

        Astro

  • Skeet-Seeking Missle

    Why is it that a site thats ‘for Muslims’ glorifies American movies, TV shows, music, and American culture in general? Even Muslims can’t get enough of America…

    • Arcachnar

      Glorify American products? Since when?

      • Skeet-Seeking Missle

        This website is proof to that. I have never seen one actress/singer on here that was from anywhere else but America (A good majority of them starring on Disney and Nickelodeon, both being American businesses and children’s TV channels). So if you want to know when it started then look at when this site was opened.

        • Arcachnar

          Not all is coming from the US. Emily Watson and some others are not Americans.

          • Tyrone shoelaces

            Dats right cause they is limeys who ain’t wanted here just like you in your ubangie mud hut

          • Arcachnar

            Limeys? What is that supposed to be? Your stupidity shines again. Go away.

          • Tyronr shoelaces

            Assinfacenar

            It’s tha same as you callin da black man negro dumb ass mofo.

        • Kahlid

          Calling you shitskins Negroes is imprecise.

          You’re all scumbag worthless nigger homoqueers who will perish once Islam rules the West.

          • adam

            will never fucking happen u terrorist N i want you to know i killed 4 muslms last time i was in the shitest part of the world AKA middle east fucking queer go pray to your fake god and blow yourself up

          • Kahlid

            Killing 4 Muslims? What did you do? Give them AIDS by forcibly raping them?

            You homoqueer Westerners are cowardly weaklings and are frail due to your excessive butt pounding of each other.

            Us Muslims slam your women’s holes and they gleefully finger bang themselves thinking of hard Muslim manroot if they are not fortunate enough to have a mosque in their area.

            You cum chuggers will all perish in the flames of Djihad.

            Prepare to meet your Mecca, scumbags!

            ALLAHU AKBAR!

          • Yourdeadfamily

            Muslim people are a joke, want to rule the world but cant even run a small government lol. Some people just have dreams that are a little to big for their wills.

          • Arcachnar

            @Yourdeadfamily IF you had any idea about the situations at hand than you would not have said this. As if the US have not trouble with its own government. The most governments like SA, Qatar, Kuwait, et al DO have a strong government and is economical just as good as the US and Europe.

            The situation in Egypt, Syria and other lands are more difficult than you have imagined. Go and learn more about this.

      • Tyrone shoelaces

        Since yous bought dat butt plug for your homo partner. dats when peter puffer.

      • Tyronr shoelaces

        Don’ts yous mean glory shovin american dildos up yous ass?

        • Tyrone is a pussy

          C’mon man learn to fucking write for god’s sake.. I feel like your comments were written by a kid with downs. Illiterate fucking joke, try to hold an argument when you learn dat englis you phuckin thugg. Fucking douche, leave and never come back. Swaggot bitch. And by the way that makes you seem really intelligent, ya know, using gay jokes to defend yourself. You need to rethink some shit about your life man.

  • Zach

    wow, horrible photoshop. I expect better from you guys.

    • Supreme Jihadist

      You have a horrible sex-change operation which went wrong. You should expect a rain of stones from us.

  • Paul

    Y’all know damn well this shit is fake. If y’all are gonna put naked women on here at least make it look real!

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I want to suck her pussy soooo baaaddd! I’ve always wanted her since she first did those ads. Ohh shit. She is so freakin hooottt!!!!

    • that one guy

      haha thats coming from a girl…..right on!

    • Tyrone shoelaces

      Bitch both of yous gots da crabs and smelly pussies.

    • Magus

      Agreed. I would pound the shit out of Flo while my girl licks her clit, or I’d fuck her in the ass while my lesbian buddy fucks her with the strap.

  • your mom

    I WOULD LOVE TO SHOVE MY DICK UP HER

  • GreenGarageDoor

    When i saw this i cracked up haha!

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    When us Muslims take over, her blood will “flow”

    • House of Ribs

      Your gonna force her period? Gross.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        house of mhomoqueers

        you are a dumbass mofo.
        All Jihadist know what I meant.

        • adam

          good old jihadist!!! how dumb can you be! so you r telling me that if you go blow yourself up your finally gunna get laid by virgins??? fuck, your gunna be lucky if you can fuck a camel in your shit hole of a country!! yeah thats right i fucking hate people that like wearing towels on their head and thinks that killing people of a different religion will solve problems of the world!! fuck Muhammad!!!

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            adam anus

            No mofo…I ain’t gonna blow myself up. I recruit and train the lucky Jihadists who do the exploding.

            Us Muslims hate people like you. Homoqueers who hump asshole and sing the gay show tunes.

            Prepare to die muthafucker!

            ALLAHU AKBAR

          • Homey

            mohammed was a pervert and allah is a shit God.
            Who eates pork evey day, and then put the pigs dick in his ass. And cums another Muslim into life, to then strap a bomb on his chest to find his way back to allah, and the cycle begins all over.
            And those who follow them follow them into Muslim
            Hell. Whats really funny is the 72 virgins are Muslim men virgins so that means Muslim are homos any way.
            So you Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit are a homo also.
            Hey Got any bombs for your mommy.

    • jjos

      You r a mentally challenged doon coon…. I hope they put u on some watchlist …..may all your sheep, goats whatever be stricken with pestilence, you son of a fish smelling whore

    • jjos

      You r a mentally challenged doon coon…. I hope they put u on some watchlist …..may all your sheep, goats whatever be stricken with pestilence, you son of a fish smelling whore

  • Dick Hertz

    That’s something that no one needed to see.

  • supremedick

    ummmmmmmmmmmmm…….uhh nice?

  • Shadows

    Clearly this picture is a fake u can see by the reflection from her face and the body this photo is photo shop

    • The Ghost of Rodney The King

      Flection? what flection? I done see no flection. nigga be trippin.

  • justin igger

    no kidding it’s shooped capt. obvious. but they did her justice. in real life the hag named stephanie courtney that portrays flo could not look this good nekkid. she’s actually worth raping in this shoop.

    much love from the USA.

    • flofucker

      dont you fags c flo dont u just wanna fuck her red lips around your cock wide ass taking your dick inch by inch u guys worry about hate

  • The Ghost of Rodney The King

    Onlyest reezan why i never fuck dat white bitch when i alive is cause i never got no esurance.

    • Kahlid

      That and you’re a nigger homoqueer.

      Sorry, that’s redundant.

      All niggers are homoqueers.

  • Person

    This isn’t real. Her skin tone doesn’t match the skin on her face.

  • bob

    photoshop….yawn

  • meh

    as asual another photoshop…doesnt stop this bs website from reporting this shit as fact though

  • drew

    this picture is clearly photoshopped. don’t you people realize that nearly 80% of the things on here are fake. for instance look on the side. “miley cyrus sex tape video” do you think if this was real that’s all anyone would be talking about. it would be all over the news, all over google. stop being so gulliible.

  • RICANR

    This photo is so damn fake!! HAHAHA!!! Nice photoshop!!

  • Lol

    Fake this was photoshopped or something

  • Dando

    Yo what the fuck is this shit nigga, racist ass crap in this fucking nigga shit. Damn, nigga I hate gays. You guys are a bunch of queers dude. Fucking arguing for no fucking reason. Retards. Peace yo.

  • yasser hussien islam

    Thats one ugly shemale!! Back home in the middle east, he would already been castrated and left out for the vultures. Im tired of these comercial faggots. Allah is great!!!

  • jay

    fake as a free whore

  • kevin

    I want to date her and have sec with her

  • Lordnomad

    Faked and photoshopped. look at the neck. u can see the line when her head was put over a body

  • Ariana Khalid

    It’s funny how some people hate Americana so much. Trust and believe, if y’all Muslims let Americans be, we’d stay out of your business and let you do you.

  • Jordan

    Look at those perky titties

  • bong

    Fuck you Muslims talking about turning the USA to dust that’s why we just rapped your country. So kill yourself and make it easier for everyone. This site is so fucking rasist.

  • immigration

    lets send all the niggers and spics to the middle east and build walmarts and fuck them out of all they”re money, oil, and women… oh and fuck your king osama and mohammed allah worshiping pussies.

  • Daniel Tosh

    Holy FUCK this site is racist :D This is going on the next Tosh.0 for sure xD

  • WakkaWakka

    This site cracks me up I’m American and I’m not nearly as obsessed with celebrities as you people are.

    Also, the article is a little off when it said “turn their posessions to dust.”

    The American military budget makes up over 50% of the world military spending. So if you take all the middle east countries, then add every single other country on the planet (other than America), it would still be less than America spends. Now factor in that we’ve been on the cutting edge of military technology for the last several decades. If you want to know what I’m talking about, look at NASA’s Sframjet program. And that’s just what is viewable by the public.

    Idle threats don’t scare us :)

    Besides….if you blew us up you’d have nothing to write about hahaha

  • steve s

    Come on guys, do’t be dumb asses. Its a photoshopped image. Dont be so gullible.

  • All American Vet

    Jihad this beeotches…….Flo is hot, yes it is photoshopped. regardless she is still hot

  • TsvarTjoliskijos

    Seeing flo naked makes me want fuck your mother

  • TsvarTjoliskijos

    I would like to fuck your mother and flo at same time, then wipe my dick on you pillow

  • Kermit29

    Adulterated pic obviously–and what an improvement!! Hot chick.

  • MulimsSuckCock

    Are all you dipshited Muslim fucks really that fucking stupid, or just plain retarded? The above picture is a fake. If you can’t tell that her head has been cut and pasted onto some other woman’s body, you’re about fucking ignorant as your dipshited religion.

  • cohesiverope6

    cannibal goes to his local food market and notices that a Jewish brain sells for a hundred dollars a pound while a Muslim brain has a price tag of over a thousand dollars per pound. So he asks the butcher “Why is the Muslim’s brain so expensive?”

    The butcher replies “It’s very simple, we need a least a dozen Muslim brains to get one pound.”

  • the one

    you are a complete mother fucking asshole

  • kevin

    You guys are fucking retards America is fucking amazing your speaking English try to invade our country again all Americans are armed will kick your ass

  • dave

    rule 34 no exceptions

  • deadhorserenforcer

    listen here all you Middle Eastern ignorant fucks….. you are documentedly to god damn ignorant to even hold an argument. you fucking stupid third worlders. especially you fucks on the computer you Uncle Tom motherfuckers. I’m sure the devil butt fucks everyone of you guys after your suicide bullshit. it must suck waking up everyday knowing that you are the bad guy of the world and everybody wants you dea. d.

  • deadhorserenforcer

    PS…. TOSH, you’re a twat waffle mixed with a moon cricket, love Iowa

  • Naruto

    Flo looks so great naked

  • Naruto

    i always wanted to see Flo naked lol

  • Naruto

    who’s putting this picture of this guy on here ›:(

  • up with da french!

    We french thinks you all stink!

  • Chris

    If there is anything worse than over zealous Christian conservatives, greedy Jews, delusional Scientologists, young boy molesting Catholics, it IS IGNORANT WOMEN OPPRESSING MUSLIMS!!!

    Turban wearing, dirty bearded, desert skirt wearing, jihad- ah-Halah-i-like to suhhcck a cock-A motherfuckers! Fuck religion in every way shape in form and all the filth it has brought to this world! The Maker cares not of anyone’s religious bullshit! Afterall, we come from women you fucking stupid Mecha douchebag!