Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos
CelebJihad has just received these exclusive Twilight Eclipse promotional photos, and we could not wait to share them with our fellow “Twihards”. Since no one has seen the movie yet, and I am probably the biggest Twihard in the world I will be providing captions for each photo describing what is going on in the scene pictured.
Edward and his friends practice backyard wrestling with the hope of one day making it big in the WWE.
Edward hesitates when going for 2nd base with Bella because he is afraid that Jacob’s wolf pack may have run a train on her and she may give him vampire AIDS
Luckily for Edward an awkward situation is avoided when he nuts in his pants before they can go any further.
Edward’s Uncle Lenny, who was spying on the young couple while masturbating in the closet, looks on with disapproval at his nephew’s piss poor sexual performance.
A new girl moves to town with her bad ass biker boyfriend, and the bodies of pasty teenagers start turning up in various dumpsters.
Bella and Edward get cast to shoot a commercial for a feminine hygiene product in the town’s flower patch.
In the commercial’s closing scene Bella tells Edward that if he is good he can have her tampon for dinner when she is done with it.
The Twilight gang tackles addiction as their longtime friend Moses gets hooked on eating meth.
In the films climax Edward finds out he has an autistic brother who he takes on a road trip to Vegas to count cards at the blackjack tables.
BRILLIANT!
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That was so yesterday! Had 17 photos of that, same scene different shots from some fanbase sites. Are you sure that’s promotional photos? They said those weren’t released officially by Summit so a lot of them pull it out. They said it’s leak photos…
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1… 2… 3… Peanut Butter Sandwhiches! AhhAhhAhh!
Nice touch with The Count.
…And all the other counts, too.
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hahaha, you done with that tampon? scrumptious…
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Bahahahahaha. Sweet baby Jesus, this just made my day.
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wow your the one commenting every thing
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Twilight is hot!!!
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Hey people watz up??
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meagen hey
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wat
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