Epic GIF Of Jennifer Lawrence In A Bikini

Jennifer Lawrence bikini gif



Jennifer Lawrence prostitutes her nearly nude body while in a bikini in a GIF that is so epically slutty that it takes up 3 panels.


How dare Jennifer Lawrence try to entice sinful thoughts from us pious Muslims like this! She will pay dearly for awakening the blood flow to our mighty manhoods!


This Jennifer Lawrence bikini GIF is an ocular sexual assault upon us virile Muslim men. A visual handjob if you will, of our enormous tunic snakes. After violating us so, Jennifer Lawrence must be required to complete the job. She can start in Tehran and work her way clockwise around the Middle East.

 

  • Madaffacca

    First!!!

  • aghmed

    I shall pry her thighs open and thrust my loin scud inside repeatedly until it explodes like a missile over Tel Aviv.

    • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

      Brother Aghmed,

      ALLAHU AKBAR !

  • Mr E

    It really shouldn’t take that much to awaken the blood flow to the average Muslim peanut-dick. We’re talking about a thimble full, right?

    • aghmed

      Miss (E)ats cock and balls – your puny brain would not fit in a thimble.

  • Mrsexyguy

    I would fuck that babe

  • Beastly man

    Epic? Can you guys at least act like you aren’t american! Terrible performance!

  • Goat Fucker

    A post that doesn’t degrade women, here on CelebJihad? Holy fuck!

  • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    I’d kick this slut jennifer in the pussy, for insulting Islam, but I don’t want to get crabs on my boot.

    • Imam Abbas

      Brother Abdullah

      A cunt-punt is exactly what this worthless whore needs!

      Allahu Akbar!

  • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

    Why do you Muslims always kill yourselves? Afraid to stick it out to the end? I guarantee as much shit as you talk about my race we’ve killed more white men than you have. And that was with carbines, bows and arrows in the wild west. You have RPG’s what’s your excuse? Cowards way out like your boy Hitler? How very Jewish of you.

    I have an AK-74 by the way motherfuckers which is more accurate than the 47. And i got a GP25 mounted on that shit so bring the noise. I fear no man.Maybe that’s why you never win battles. You kill yourselves too soon! At least we have Little Bighorn!

    • Imam Abbas

      Big Chief Rain-In-The-Puss

      Little Big Horn? HA!

      We’ve got IRAQ! We sent the mighty US Army and Marines off into the desert with their tails between their legs – and then gave the fuckin’ Chinks all the oil deals!

      That was what is known as diplomatic perfection – giving the USA a final kick in the nut sack on the way out :-D

      We will grant you, that got got-um big heap o’ wampum by draining their pockets with casinos! But we’ve been milking ‘em with OIL!

      Allahu Akbar!

      • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

        So all that proves is we’re both draining them! What I am saying is, if we kicked ass with Rifles imagine what we can do with AK’s and RPG’s?

        All the armies of the world got their guerrilla warfare hit and run tactics from our style of fighting. Before that them Brits used to bang a drum wearing bright red while walking in a field with a hundred or thousands more.

        That’s like wearing a neon sign saying PLEASE SHOOT ME.

        • Imam Abbas

          As much as we consider you buffalo-fuckers to be a subhuman waste product, we do concede that both of our peoples are tribal, both of our peoples have been invaded by the so-called “Christians” (most of whom wouldn’t know minor messenger Christ Jesus if he kicked ‘em in the crotch) to take our lands, kill our people, and steal our resources.
          The difference, is that we Muslims stick together, and there’s well over a billion of us.

      • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

        By the way, Imam Anus, the only think you’ve been milking is the semen from a goats rancid ball sack.

        Your god is not great.

        • Imam Abbas

          Big Chief Dick-Lick
          So fuckin’ what? Our vets milk ‘em to inseminate the females just like yours do (except unlike yours, ours don’t drink goat jizz, or try passing it off as a dietary supplement).
          Besides, on this holy site it has been concluded many times that niggers are living proof that the American Indians fucked the buffalo.
          And before you start making derogatory comments about Allah (SWT), keep in mind we Muslims, unlike you, don’t have to munch excessive amounts of peyote to hear His message of kindness, hope, and peace.
          Otherwise, you may find out what meeting your maker is all about!

          • Team America

            Rabbi Abbas

            Of course you don’t need peyote, Muslims are naturally a bunch of delusional shit stains who worship an imaginary good. Look at Muhammad, he was the most mentally unstable retard of you all. Muslims are beneath Native Americans, chief Fuck-a-homo is just a poor example of his people.

            America! We the people!

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            I am a proper representation of my people. The anger that needs to be addressed. You forget we were trolling right? No need to take shit so personal. Like the Jew known as Gene Simmons band stands for KISS= Keep It Simple Stupid.

            I don’t actually hate all whites or blacks. Just maybe 98% of the ones i meet since I am a fair man and all I do make exceptions.

          • Team America

            Chief Fuck-a-homo

            I’ve posted it many times before but I’ll post it again. You are a delusional retard with white man envy. You’re the one that takes things personally. God damn, I know I insult people and call them stupid and retarded but you really are a stupid retard.

            America! We the people!

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            What the hell is white man’s envy? I’m pretty sure the only person who ever had that was Micheal Jackson and that pedo fuck is dead.

            I’m delusional? What does that make you? You really need to work on insult skills. These Muslims are better at trolling me than you. Chief Fuck A Homo isn’t an even remotely funny nickname. Red ape, pepperoni skinned nigger that was funny. You’re just sad

          • Team America

            Chief Fuck-a-homo

            You are the perfect example of white man envy. Deep down you feel inferior to white people which makes you angry (but mostly at yourself) and causes you to act out, over compensating for your inferiority complex by being over confident (despite the fact that you are a pathetic loser and have no reason to be confident) and hating white people.

            As for you being delusional, just look at your post you delusional shit stain. You post about conspiracy theories and things you read on pseudoscience websites and you constantly accuse me of taking this all personally and seriously when really I’m just laughing at your stupidity. You are a joke, that is all.

            “Red ape, pepperoni skinned nigger”, Those are boring cliches. Chief Fuck-a-homo is a play on the former Milwaukee and Atlanta Braves mascot Chief Noc-a-homa. You don’t like my insults because they make you upset and I consistently make you look like the retarded loser you are, which isn’t difficult.

          • Muslim Jedi

            Mangina, Native Asian drunk Indians of Siberia land are below us as are all inferior races. If they are above us why can’t they handle the drink?

            For even insinuating us pious Muslims are below anybody, you will soon find a scimitar jammed up your ass. Your new name will then be Semi Colon.

            Eat shit and die mofo. ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!!!!!!

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            Nice try Lawrence of Arabia. Your race may have discovered condoms from goat intestines but it was people outside the Muslim world that figured how to take the intestines out of the goat first!

            As for niggers, we have nothing to do with them. You arabs sleep with niggers your women sleep with Suni niggers so the mud sharks are Muslims. We killed buffalo soldiers

          • Muslim Jedi

            Homoqueer nation you and Team Butt Baby have both earned yourselves fatwas for your blasphemy against God’s religion.

            I do not know what God you timber niggers worship but I promise it is the wrong one! Eat shit and die, kuffar

      • Team America

        Rabbi Abbas

        There you go again, twisting reality to suit your own delusional beliefs. It took America three weeks to easily defeat the Iraq military and capture Sadam Hussein who was than tried for war crimes. That is an indisputable fact. After the war we stuck around to help keep Iraq as stablile as possible while the new government was formed. The problem with Iraq is that you Arabs, especially Muslims, are just violent savages and there will always be fighting in the Middle East.

        America! We the people

        • Imam Abbas

          Team Dumb-Fuck

          Clearly you haven’t gotten the picture: you managed to win a battle but LOST THE FUCKING WAR.

          The USA’s sorry asses got kicked out of Iraq, and we gave the oil deals to the Chinks you borrowed the money from. Hence – you got fucked both coming AND going – AND got stuck with the tab! Its the gift that keeps on giving (and taking! – you gained nothing, and are stuck with the bill!).

          Our ally and hero G W Bush broke your nation, divided your people, left your military a broken mess, and had the rest of the world thinking the USA was a worse threat to world peace than IRAN.

          You’re a fucking idiot :-D

          Brother Abdullah and I get together from time to time at his palace in Tikrit to laugh about it at least once a month!

          Allahu Akbar!

  • Nubian King

    You Mooslimz have no swag. I be pulling bad bitches like this all day. No wonder ya’ll hate on niggas we take away your women. Guess she didn’t like your two inches you had to offer.

    Twelve inches!

    • Imam Khalid of Basra

      ][][

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        A watermelon? Fried chicken? One of the 3 stooges bitches ass? I wonder…

        • Imam Abbas

          Brother Hashim
          It *could* be that They just saw Team Tranny’s massive anal gap, or got a view of his disease and pox-ridden carcass! Notice the horrified expression on all the slaves faces in that photo (of course, that would horrify anyone)?
          We can be certain they never thought such a thing could be possible.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Brother Abbas,

            Team “Freaks with a Gargantuan Brown Eye”, has indeed an anal gap, as you say, wider than the Rio Grande.
            Even for a nigger that is spooky.

      • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

        The “bug eyed” coon sees his dream girl, kim kardashian, riding by on a camel.

  • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

    I think I get why the Vatican protects pedophiles now. The last time the Christians kicked out a child molester he founded Islam! THE TRUTH HURTS. You mad bro? You mad though?

    WTF YOU GONNA DO?!

    • Team America

      Chief Fuck-a-homo

      What the fuck is your point? It just seems like your dribbling nonsensical shit, you retarded, mentally unstable, lunatic.

      America! We the people!

      • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

        Team Felcher

        Was my clever wit lost on your poor tiny brain?
        AWWWWWWWWW.

        Tell ya what, cry me a river build a bridge and get over it, pilgrim.

        • Team America

          Chief Fuck-a-homo

          I get it, I just think most of the things you post are nonsensical shit, there’s nothing clever about you. “Cry me a river”, “rustle your jimmies”? Are you that much if a delusional retard? The only one who’s crying is you, you white man wannabe.

          America! We the people!

  • saad

    I have sexy pics if my mom who wants

  • Mrsexyguy

    I the Muslims had a zoo full of hot naked women in cages who would they choose to imprison in their zoo

  • bitch

    i fucked jennifer lawrence

  • Team America

    Nothing sickens me more than the sight of a woman with her clothes off. Now if it were Bradly Cooper on the other hand I’d let him shove his meaty cock down my throat hole.

    Just like I want Imam Khalid to do. But I prefer Cooper’s uncut Irish Catholic tubby shillelagh. It’s just not the same when I give handies to Muslims and Jews :( no foreskin

    America! We The People!

  • Isham

    Not to worry brothers… I hunted down this slut and forced my Muslim member down her throat…