Emma Watson Tans Her Vagina

It looks as though “Harry Potter” star Emma Watson is enjoying tanning her vagina in the photo above.

A tan cooch is coveted by Western whores like Emma Watson, as it is a symbol of a very active sex life in which the vagina is constantly out in use under the warm Summer sun.

Unfortunately for Emma Watson her lady hole is probably infested with so many diseases and yeasts that if she continues to bake it in the sun she’ll end up queefing out a loaf of bread.