Emma Watson Shows Off Her Sweaty Tits

Emma Watson tits



After a vigorous session of scissoring, actress Emma Watson posed for this sweaty topless pic for the cover of what I can only assume will be some sort of lesboqueer workout DVD.


Of all the fad celebrity workouts, Emma Watson’s “Extreme Lesbian Sex Romps” is the most offensive to Islam, barely edging out Suzanne Somers’ “Thigh Master” and “7 Minute Hairless Boy Ball Gobbling” with John Travolta.


Emma Watson and her fellow carpet munching workout fanatics should know that no matter how in-shape they become they’ll never be able to outrun the wrath of Allah, or a well thrown stone for that matter. Allahu Akbar!