Emma Watson Nude Vacation Pics Leaked

The photos below of Emma Watson walking around topless and sunning herself naked while vacationing on a nude beach have just been leaked to the Web.

Leave it to a degenerate slut like Emma Watson to take time off from her busy schedule of whoring in clothes in dreary old England, to unwind by whoring herself completely nude in the sunny tropics. Of course Emma wouldn’t find it so relaxing to prostitute her sinful bare feminine flesh like this if us righteous Muslim men were around, as she would constantly be having to dodge rocks and cups of acid hurled at her head.

Luckily for Emma us Muslims don’t usual take our holidays in heathen hellholes like the south of France or the Caribbean, but rather in nice places like rustic al-Qaeda training camps up in the mountains on the beautiful Pakistan/Afghanistan border, or lovely resorts on the Gulf of Aden in Somalia. I am also hearing good things about the ISIS capital of Raqqa in Syria. Apparently the hummus there is out of this world, and the public executions of apostates are not to be missed… Speaking of which it is too bad that Emma didn’t try and vacation there.