Emma Watson Floating Topless In A Pool

Emma Watson celebrated being invited to the Oscars despite having no talent by getting drunk at an after party, and floating topless in the pool.

This limey slut must think she is being quite “cheeky” by flaunting her Teutonic tits like this. However, in heathen Hollywood this level of depravity does not even register on the radar.

While Emma Watson is floating with British breasts out, nearly every other celebrity at that party is probably jerking each other off while fisting their rectums. After figuratively doing so for over 3 hours at the Academy Awards I’m sure the Hollywood elite could not wait to literally get elbow deep in some ass.

Clearly Emma still has a lot to learn on how to make a splash in “Tinseltown”.