Emma Watson Dumps Zionist Pig Boyfriend

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Emma Watson Jay Barrymore



Emma Watson has finally wised up and dumped her long time boyfriend 28-year-old financier Jew Jay Barrymore.


Emma’s split with Jay comes just days after Israel announced the expansion of settlements in the West Bank. Coincidence? I think not!


Emma Watson has obviously finally seen the truth about the Zionist cabal that is hell bent on ruling the world and enslaving humanity. She must have realized that they were just using her for her looks, and would have most certainly sacrificed her to their Gods and harvested her organs for profit.


Now Emma will no doubt want to be an obedient Muslim wife to a freedom fighting Jihadist. Of course the obvious match for her is noted terrorist Raheim Abdullah Jafer, but I could just as easily see her settling down with someone like Sheik Muhammed Karsal Muswali.

 

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  1. Timmy says:

    WTF?! You guys suck!

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  2. Jared says:

    WTF?! You guys suck and this isn’t funny or entertaining, it’s offensive to Muslims and Emma Watson. You need to watch what you put on the Internet and this website is frickin crap

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  3. Stupid says:

    This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever read. I hope that it’s a joke. If it’s serious then screw Muslims.

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  4. Mordecai Hercshenschlitz says:

    This is outrageous! You can bet Emma Watson will never get another penny from Jewish Hollywood to make awful movies. Anti-Semitism knows no bounds.

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  5. Allah's Doom says:

    Jesus was the son of God.
    The Prophet Mohammed just took dictation.
    The Prophet Mohammed was born out of the rear end of a diseased abominable pig.

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    • Abdul says:

      Just because sometimes people try harder to be funny, dont mean you have to go to extremes.

      Dont insult our holy prophet my freind, or you will be bound to severe punishment.

      Like your life and afflict whosoever pleases you, but not our prophet.

      Its one of the greatest sins… best believe

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  6. Garrett Fenord says:

    Don’t worry. Now that she’s free of him, a Muslim attack team will come and snatch her off of the streets when she least expects them.

    Then, they’ll keep her tied up, dope her up with mind-control drugs and break her will, until she agrees to blow herself up on the set of her next film.

    Then, they’ll take turns sodomizing her.

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  7. Gary says:

    comedy fail

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  8. noel says:

    i can not believe there is so much hatred in the mind of these people and how dare they use their faith as a means to justify there actions any where else they would be seen as seriel murderers or rapists i cant get my head around such blind hatred!

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  9. redditor says:

    Dude, you have some of the best writing and thoughts on the lulweb, thanks, better than thesuperficial!

    > Emma’s split with Jay comes just days after Israel announced the expansion of settlements in the West Bank. Coincidence? I think not!

    I love a good round of antisemitism! Fuck the jews!

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  10. Salim says:

    Yeeesss!!
    Now ist’s only matter of time to see she dressing a aproprieted burca, and stopping to make these wich-satanist-movies.

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  11. Stupid says:

    IF Mohammed is a prophet then do not be afraid of Mohammed for Jesus is the son of God and, if it was me, I would fear my God over his prophet. Christianity is best because, unlike Islam, it was created by God and not by one of his prophets, like Judaism. Jews are closer to Muslims than you think.

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  12. jonthebastard says:

    fuck muzzloms id fuck emma to

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  13. fuckingmuslims says:

    this is the stupidest comment ive ever heard-……
    you fucking terrorists are destroying the world…you and your fucking burka wives
    you suck and one day i hope youll be destroyed.

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  14. Gentile Jim says:

    I was wondering about emma watson. She’s such a bad actress I was sure she had some Jew in her, that was the only explanation for her career. It turned out I was right. She probably needs another Jew to hang with now, so I’d recommend the guy who plays the wizard, he’s Jewish, and seeing as they appear in movies together that would be the most convenient arrangement. I’d like to be in movies myself, ideally in a talentless but consistently employed capacity, but no matter how much of a loose end Jay Barrymore finds himself in I do not think I could stomach having some Jew in me just for a role. Well, unless the money was off the scale. Then I might consider it.

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