Emma Watson Caught Skinny Dipping

The vile creature emerging from the murky water in the photo above is not some sort slutty swamp monster, but rather “Harry Potter” star Emma Watson.

Emma Watson decided to go skinny dipping, so she stripped nude and jumped in a lake. Unfortunately for the marine life the once crystal clear blue water immediately turned putrid green when Emma’s bare sex organs were submerged in it.

The total environmental impact of Emma Watson’s skinny dipping session has yet to be calculated, but marine experts are anticipating a severe outbreak of fish herpes, and estimate that the ominous odor now coming from the lake may last for a hundred years.