Emma Watson Caught Masturbating In Class

Emma Watson masturbating



As you can clearly see from this candid photo, Emma Watson can not control her primal base urges as she pleasures herself during her “Intro to Women In Literature” class at Brown University.


Clearly Emma Watson is out of control. First she cut off her hair and became a carpet munching bull dyke, and now she is committing the sin of masturbation shamelessly in public.


When will you silly Western infidels learn that Emma Watson’s sexual depravity is what happens when you try to educate your females. Women like Emma Watson are sinful and weak willed. The only way to keep them in line is to put them to work performing intense mind-numbing manual labor, and never sparing the rod when you catch them being idle.


Emma Watson, like all women, is not equipped for deep thought, or thought in general for that matter. When women try to think their mind immediately wonders to sex, and they develop extremely unhealthy desires that their feeble moral constitutions have no hope of containing.


Emma Watson’s clan needs to put a stop to this whole Brown University thing. Her male relatives should fly to America, rip Emma Watson from class, and beat her with a whip made of bounded reeds. They should then bring her back to their homeland in shame, and put her to work doing something useful like plowing the fields before the rainy season. Otherwise Emma Watson may stay a degenerate masturbating lesbowhore forever.

 

  • theheadchimp

    Look to me like he was scratching his balls. That ain’t no woman.

  • Salim

    It’s fault of the american way of life she’s living since left UK.

    1st they wanna be more independent, then try diferent experiences, she judge herself free to do anything and become a lesbian. Now she thinks that her sex experiences are not enough.

    If she had take a good muslim husband that never would had happen. She would be satisfied by his hard holy falus and be pleased to stay home and work for the family, abiding the studies by herself.

    Maybe my ideas are too liberal, I know.

    • Fat Housewife

      I hate to be confrontational, but I’ve lived the American way of life all my life and I didn’t want to be more independent, try different things, or become lesbian. I just spend my life at home taking care of children, doing chores, watching TV, and going to book clubs. Life is just fine like this, I don’t see anything sinful about it except for maybe the part where I run out of ice cream and chocolate and have to go get more without anyone noticing I’m gone. So maybe I am sinning? Maybe by lying and saying I’m taking a nap when I run off to get groceries, I’m sinning terribly! Oh well. When you run out of the two things you need to have always, what are you supposed to do?

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        You are merely degrading your already low status as a woman even further by presuming to question the principles of Islaam. In fact, you should not even be on a computer or any technology at all, as this often leads to sinful desires in women, and, as the article correctly stated, American society lacks the discipline and coordination to repress these desires.
        And before you ask, no, a lesboqueer who plays the male in her relationship is far from a man in the eyes of Allah.
        Not only this, but by reading your comment I have gathered that you were actually out in the streets, and were able to be seen by the public. Does this mean that you have already seen my merchant friend in Iran, or are you wandering around without a burka and asking to be stoned?

        ALLAHU AKBAR

        • johnnys

          islam as well as most other religions are a crime against humanity. You know nothing and are a casualty. Proud of your ignorance?

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            johnny gay

            Shut the fuck up you hilllbilly asshole and stop anal probing your hound dog.

        • The Angry Scottsman

          Abdullah the but-rapist,
          im happ for you, and Imma let you finish but Allah was the greatest sexist of all time, OF ALL TIME!

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            angry asshole

            I don’t care what your mother says…it was consentual.
            Also…you have confused Allah with Mohammad. He was the original “ladies man.”

    • Sara Al-Ali

      You guys are making muslims look bad! Listen up, if she had a “good-muslim husband, things wouldnt be different. Not all muslims are angels, okay?

      I’m muslim in a school in an Arab country (kuwait) and whenever me and my friends go out to the mall, there is a mob of ARAB MUSLIM yet perverted guys chasing us.

      Yet in America, when I was there, that didnt happen.

      Emma is a lovely person. Dont judge her in a bad way. Maybe she masturbates, like everyone else, BUT SHE WASNT IN THAT PHOTO!

      And you wana be angels? THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT BE ON THIS WEBSITE.

      • Osama Bin-Laden

        Sara Al-Ali,
        I must question if you are a true Muslim because of your admission that “everyone” commits the sin of masturbation. Any man, even a perverted homoqueer like Watson, should know that if they live their lives by Allah’s word then they shall have their reward once they are in his Kingdom (heaven).

        You stated that he/she is a lovely person. The Qur’an says about homosexuality: “Do ye commit lewdness such as no people in creation (ever) committed before you?” Qur’an 7: 80-81
        Although in the infidel society many have sine committed this sin, it makes it no less serious, and thus the homoqueers are far from “lovely people”.

        We did not say that ANY ‘Muslim’ husband would be beneficial for her. It seems there are many infidels who are posing as Muslims whenever it seems convenient for them to do so. However, if she were the property of a TRUE Muslim, things would certainly be better.

        I am assuming by the name Sara that you are a woman. Why, then, does your comment lead me to believe that you were outdoors, and with friends? I will not dwell on this, as I may have misread due to the tiredness caused by killing infidels. However, in the unlikely event that you as a woman were outdoors in Kuwait, I hope that you were wearing a burka? I have already had enough troubles dealing with those corrupted souls who have refused.

        ALLAHU AKBAR!

        • Osama Bin-Laden

          For those of you with incredibly low IQ’s,

          I meant to say “…and many have SINCE committed….”
          I thought that was quite obvious that it was only a typing error but some of the filth that has desecrated this website in the past has enormously surprised me by their stupidity.

          ALLAHU AKBAR

      • angry guy

        i dont think its emma either but she did cut her hair and yes i agree with what u said about not judging her im tired of reading what people put but from what i read ur the only 1 who isnt putting emma down

    • Dave Brown

      Salim – if she was a muslim then she’d be a death worshipping fascist like you. The only good muslim huisband is a dead muslim husband.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        Dave…..you have a shitty hebrew name

        You are just another miserable, drunken asshole, who has dropped into this most holy of sites, uninvited……………..with the sole purpose of trying to get some “attention” from the real humans of the world…the Muslims!

        So……I’ll give you attention…you little shit….and by attention…..I mean strangulation!

        Suck on that you sack of infidel assholes!

        ALLAHU AKBAR

        • The Angry Scottsman

          listen up asshole, the presumption that any one religion or people are better than any other is inherently flawed. no one group is any greater or stronger than another. Or when a group becomes to strong then a way is found to cut them back down to size. that is how it is and how it has always has been, change is an illusion, everything is the same when stripped to nothing but it’s most bare essentials

  • Salam the Sandalmaker

    The lesboqueer lifestyle keeps infecting the West. Soon the West will be devastated by the infection, much like in “28 Days Later”. Except there will be no black chick to save everyone’s ass.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Salam,
      I see that you saw the reference in my comment on the Rachel Bilson article?
      But of course you are correct, apart from the bit about there being “no black chick around”. Judging by the current breeding rates in some of the world’s poorest ghettos, it seems that there will be two infections in the world, if you get my meaning.

      ALLAHU AKBAR

  • Holly

    OMG! This is such bs she is not masturbating! I luv u Emma!

    • David

      I agree with you dude, she is not masturbating in the class… omg… as you said, BULLSHIT

      • theheadchimp

        David the nitwit
        Don’t come on here spouting your stupid nonsense. It is evident that she was doing the self gratification thing on herself. And no one over 10 years old uses the word “dude” anymore. This is a mature site and not for idiots like you…

  • Hollywood Insider

    Take it from me there is much more to this story then what is being reported.

    Yes Emma Watson was masturbating in class, but according to my sources she also has a terrible yeast infection. The cause? You guessed masturbating with dirt under her fingernails!

  • JustinBieber4BJs

    Isn’t that Jbieber in his younger years, when he was undecided about his gender?

    • Name Stealer

      a) When “he” was deciding about “his” gender? Justin Bieber is a girl
      b) How can anyone say that Emma Watson looks like a younger Justin Bieber? To look younger than Justin Bieber you’d have to wear a diaper and sleep in a crib
      c) Justin Bieber never had any “younger years”. Justin Bieber is a year and a half old if even that, and thus he has had a younger year. Please don’t make things plural when they need not be

      • Joe Jonas’s Other Girl

        Dang it, as a name stealer I sure am doing a terrible job. I’m supposed to be stealing names and here I am posting under the identity of Name Stealer? What kind of idiot am I? Some people fail at posting comments, but I’ve failed even before posting my comment. And if you didn’t notice this before I pointed out how badly I fail, no offense meant but you fail too. In short everyone sucks at life sometimes and it’s not okay (!!!) but whatever. I’ll just have to let this motivate me to make fun of more celebrities next time I post

  • allah sux my dick

    well at least she is so not a raghead & thank the most holy Jesus & his father for that

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Foul Blasphemer of Allaha’s name

      Jesus was a schizophrenic peasant farmer who occasionally worked in stone and his father was Joseph.
      Most of his time was spent stomping grapes, getting drunk, and pissing off the lazy Temple Zionists ….I don’t think thanking him is going to do you much good.

      • Random Unbiased Person

        Not trying to be rude, but I’m fairly certain that, in the Qur’an, Jesus is a Messenger of God. You probably shouldn’t say things like that about a Messenger of Allah, lest you not achieve a life in Paradise. Just giving you some knowledge about your religion, which you may have forgotten.

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          random asshole

          Stick your smart ass comments up your ass. I was correcting a blasphemer and everything I said was true.

          Qur’an 5:72-77
          They do blaspheme who say: “Allah is Christ the son of Mary.” But said Christ (Maseeh): “O children of Israel! worship Allah my Lord and your Lord.” Whoever joins other gods with Allah Allah will forbid him the garden and the Fire will be his abode.

          Any infidel who claims jesus is God will be condemned to hell….the Qur’an says it and that means it’s true.

          As for you….your piss poor attempt at sarcasm has only left you looking stupid and weak….in other words…like 100% of all infidels.

          You’ll remember your crude words when Islam takes over america and your face to face with your new masters.

          Allahu Akbar

          • Quran isnt real

            Cos omac

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            cock licker

            I don’t care if you are a cock addict….us Muslims shoot homoqueers……and you’re on the agenda.

          • abdullah the butt fucker

            you know when your stupid ass country and religion trys to take over this country ill definately be thinking of you when ive got a carr battery attached to one of you faggot muslims balls frying the shit out of him and when he tells me go aheand and kill me cause ill have paradise with a thousand virgins…you soon find out that those virgins are catholic nuns with pitch forks and machetes…plus i heard your women are nothing but stanky whores who dont clean themselve properly due to the fact of all your bullshit about them being slaves and that they constantly wear burkas ….i guess that means you guys like to fuck dogs…..GOD BLESS YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA……IN GOD WE TRUST IN DOG YOU THRUST

          • JTPDOOMSLAYER17

            Would it kill you to be nice to people? I know a lot of Islamic people who follow the Qur’an very religiously and yet they are still kind and respectful to other people who aren’t Muslim. Also if you were to stone women who weren’t wearing a burka in America, you would be arrested for attempted murder or worse.

          • JTPDOOMSLAYER17

            Not if America decides to launch over 48 Nuclear Missiles from 2 nuclear ballistic missile (Boomer) submarines at your country. Also America and Russia combined have enough Nuclear Weapons to DESTROY THE ENTIRE PLANET THAT WE LIVE ON!!!!!! So don’t fuck with us and you will live.

      • Abdullah suck my dick

        Wrong jesus was a carpenter and the son of god go back to church for donkey fucker

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          dick sucker

          jesus was the son of a common stone worker because there ain’t any damn trees in Nazareth. the dumbass infidels who translated the bible made the mistake of calling him a carpenter.

          as for the son of Allah…well mofo, that’s just crazy.

          If you say it again, us Muslims will kill you dead.

          eat shit and die mofo

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Emma has gone “full blown lesboqueer.”

    I guess she thinks that because she was in a couple of low budget films….that by the way sucked….she can just start “spanking the beaver” anytime she damn well wants to. I don’t care how horny she gets reading feminist trash…or gawking at the barely dressed sluts who are her classmates.

    Well….this is almost the United Islamic States of New Arabia….and we Jihadists don’t go for flagrant lesboqueer activity.
    I am personally contacting Brown to inform the administration that their infidel filled faggoversity is on the fatwa list……yes, Emma’s rampant lesboqueerism has resulted in a school, for the first time in Jihad history, being issued a fatwa.

    The choice is your Brown…….kick out this lesboqueer or face the angry resolve of a thousand Jihadists!

    The choice is yours…….submit to our will or die!

    ALLAHU AKBAR

  • Alan

    Five bucks to smell her fingers.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Save your money infidel….just open a can of cat food and give it a big sniff. The smell is the same.

  • zeeshan

    fake

  • yas

    you are stupit she is just scratching her belly

  • yas

    stupid

  • Ahmed Al Bousbah

    I don’t understand why my Islamic brothers only issue a fatwa against Western school. Allah is with us, why not issue a fatwa against WHOLE West and declare Jihad so we can take over and kill Lesboqueers OURSELFVES by righteous stoning?

  • badar…a student

    aren’t u all sinners at the first place…y did u open such a site that has such god-forbidding photos…u shameless ppl…

    • angry guy

      you took the words right outta my mouth

  • john

    stupid ragheads shut the fuck up and go back to screwing your camels

  • sammantha

    Does it make me even worse then Emma since i masturbate to the thought of Emma masturbating

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      hell yes it makes you worse.

      Your immorality sickens me.
      Read the Qur’an and live better or else face Sharia Law

  • sammantha

    No thanks I will continue to finger myself to Emma

  • Lucille Bowman

    This is utter bullshit. She is just scratching her stomach. Get your heads out of the gutter and learn how to be real, true men.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      lucille buttman

      Shut up bitch. It’s easy to see you’re a bull dyke yourself and only interested in defending another lesboqueer.

      • guest

        I guess ur bent than

    • angry guy

      THANK YOU some1 who isnt talking shit bout her

  • stupidmuslim

    trolololololol

  • Gabe

    this thread is fucking hilarious.

  • Gabe

    *comment section

    not thread

  • Anubis

    I’m not surprised that this witch from Harry Potter would be caught fingering herself in class. I suspect that the reason she liked to hang out at the Weasley’s shack of a house, was to get a chance to have her way with Ginny, or later with Luna Lovegood.

    At least we can be thankful this horny lezzy witch with the dyke haircut didn’t pull her pants and panties down, her legs spread eagle across two desks, then whipped out her wand and did some furious insertions into her stink hole with it. Can you imagine her moaning the words loudly, “swish and flick” over and over as her fellow classmates look on with a look of horrified terror on their faces?

    • angry guy

      YOU ESPECIALLY NEED TO STOP WITH THIS SHIT

  • Bob Cockscrew

    well she’s over 18 now and anyone can fuck her legally if she wanna you screw her tight young pussy.yummmmmyyyy……..

    • angry guy

      YOUR A PIG

  • angry guy

    I DONT THINK THIS IS REALLY EMMA WATSON AN WHOEVER WROTE THIS ARTICLE REALLY NEEDS TO BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no….NEVER MIND HELL THATS TO GOOD FOR THE ASSHOLE WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      angry dumbass

      I agree….you don’t think.

  • angry guy

    AND TO ALL OF YOU WITH THE FUCKED UP COMMENTS WHAT IF SHE SAW THIS KEEP UR FILTHY FUCKING THOUGHTS IN UR PATHETIC HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Anubis

      Irate angry homo erectus guy-

      Now now, calm down angry fruity guy before you blow what little brain cells you have. All that heathen profanity and yelling does no one any good, especially you. Just because known lesboqueer Satan worshiping witch Emma Watson was caught in the perverted act of fingering her smelly private parts in class, shouldn’t get you so hot and bothered enough to soil your purple silk panties.

      If she did read all these wonderful and truthful comments about her, she’d masturbate to them because she is a typical celebrity slut and whores love the attention. In fact, she could be dripping wet and moaning very loudly while getting off right now as she’s reading this.
      Emma bitch, you go girl and do your “ting”!

      • angry guy

        dont get me mixed up with your mother

        • Anubis

          irate homo guy-

          Your feeble attempt of a comeback was quite ludicrous and didn’t make any sense. That is unless you masturbate thinking of your mother. You got to be one sick perverted infidel!

      • guest

        Mate i think ur mentaly unstable go to a mental hospital and get it checked out you racist prick

  • theheadchimp

    angry gay
    Act like a man instead of a fucking pansy.

  • Unimpressed

    Durka, You are one of the most indescribably unintelligent people I’ve ever had the displeasure of running into. I honestly hope for your sake and all of the world’s, that you grow up. And Soon.

  • fuckoff

    your all acting like babys and shuld stop it [ good come back unimpressed

  • bob

    AHA muslim’s point of view is some funny shit, qu’ran blah blah blah

  • Deanmuslimhater

    abdullah the mofo f**king assdick you are such a damned fuckkin gaaaaaay youknow with your assdipshit about allah christ an muslim are nothing but different muslim is: not real, unbelieveable and stupid. christ is:cool ,believeabla and not that buttfuck shit you are talkin about ok? oh yea i am a 12 year old boy from holland BITCH!

    • Subrovski

      You shouldn’t be on here with that type of language and do learn good grammar you pitiful mistakes are burning our eyes

  • Deanmuslimhater

    mofo muslims of the worldah ALLAH HATES U!!! BURN IN HELL!…. and most important die mofo assfuck dicksuckers! ¯\(0.o)/¯ ( ¯ )

  • Me

    All you rag-heads are soooooo fucked-up

  • al Mujahid

    Brother Abdullah jesus peace be upon him was a prophet who’s message was to believe in god and to stay away from sin. His message sadly had been altered after he left earth.

  • al Mujahid

    I don’t know why you insulted him he was saying the truth, and don’t speak so rudely about the prophet jesus.

  • al Mujahid

    Indeed your comment is 100%correct and I praise you for being unbiased. God bless you.

  • Steven Paul

    Allah is a figment of your warped imagination! Fuck you!