Emma Watson Begins Life After ‘Harry Potter’ As A Hooker

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Life for former child stars in Hollywood can often be harsh with many falling victim to depression, and then turning to drugs and sex to cope. However, Emma Watson appears to be ahead of the game, as she is embracing her life as a has-been actress, and has already become a prostitute to get the money and recognition she so desperately needs.


For Emma Watson, the transition from Hollywood actress to filthy street walking whore should be an easy one. Acting and hooking require many of the same skill sets like hustling for work, pretending to be enjoying a role, and swallowing large amounts of cum.


No doubt Emma Watson will be a successful diseased ridden prostitute for many years to come. Kudos to Emma for finding her place in this world, and embracing it so readily.

 

  • nolanbautista

    I utter the curse “Ejaculamus bukkakeus” on this infidel whore..

  • Looer

    LOL

  • http://www.celebjihad.com roppen

    This lesbian filth makes me ill. Only in America would a lesbian flaunt her lack of attributes so carelessly.

    • IHateCelebs

      rotten,

      This piece of lesboqueer filth is not American. You are too stupid for Celebjihad.

  • Ayayaii

    this sight is the biggest of jokes…comparable to FOXnews.com……… seriously what a joke! And before you prejudicely accuse me of any “things”, i extensively know about the muslim faith.

    • Ali bin Fuqrab

      You racist lily-white liberal infidel! How dare you come on here and call our holy faith of Islam a joke!

  • theheadchimp

    Ayayaii
    You know jack shit asshole. Fox news is fair and balanced whereas you are black and unbalanced. So fuck off………

    • hot coals

      At least he’s not the one posing as a fake Muslim and typing messages to himself all day. You sad weird slobbering WHITE TRASH ignoramus.

  • hot coals

    This site is run by ONE NON-MUSLIM WHITE TRASH GUY WHO IS PRETENDING TO BE SEVERAL “MUSLIM” PEOPLE. THE SCREEN NAMES HE IS USING ARE: Roppen, Headchimp, Abdullah the Butcher, IHate Celebs, Prophet Muhammed and several others. All of these “characters” are the same person. Look at the posts by these 5 posters–they all happen a few minutes apart from each other and are clearly typed by the same person: A SAD COWARDLY HOMOPHOBIC RACIST STRUGGLING WITH HIS OWN HOMOSEXUALITY AND FEAR OF MUSLIMS. He actually posts comments to himself all day long. It is his hobby. Truly pathetic.

    • nolanbautista

      it may be so but this site is funny as hell and if you dont get the humor…well…your loss

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    The only way she is going to be successful as a hooker is if she wears the burka

  • fuck off

    Wtf….So many muslams…

  • fuck off

    why the fuck is my icon a shouting muslam?

  • fuck off

    this comment system is complete bull shit

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      fuck head

      So is your dna

    • theheadchimp

      Jerk off
      Take your screen names advice and fuck off…….This site doesn’t need another dumbass like you.

      • nolanbautista

        haha!..you said it headmonkey..inshallah!

        • nolanbautista

          by the way..thank you Allah for my handsome avatar..he looks just like me..Allah be praised!

  • Fuck off

    You are a punk ass bitch u know that?….why do you have to call a woman,who you don’t even know by the way,a whore when you’ve never done half of the things she did….You are the one who “swallows large amounts of cum” from us…people who have brains in their heads…

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      fucked up asshole

      You are a punk ass nigger and your post is no better than what a chicken could type by making random key pecks.
      If that’s too hard for you to figure out what I’m saying, I’ll give you the simplified version. You are a stupid, dumbass nigger mofo.