Emma Stone Sex Tape Video Leaked

Emma Stone sex tape



A sex tape featuring fiery redheaded actress Emma Stone appears to have just been leaked to the Web.


Emma Stone, who starred in such films as “The Amazing Spider-Man” and “Zombieland”, appears to expertly handles 3 guys at once in the sex tape video below.



Of course what is surprising about this sex tape is that Emma Stone is only with 3 guys. One would think a seasoned Hollywood star like Emma Stone would get worked over by at least a half a dozen men of varying ethnicity.


I guess this Emma Stone sex tape just goes to show you can’t always judge a book by its cover… and that is why it is important to burn all books but the holy Qur’an.

 

  • mayhem

    FUCK YOU NIGGERS. STOP CALLING ME NIGGER!

    • Whitefella

      In behalf of all the racists here, I’ll say sorry for calling you a nigger, Nigger.

      • mayhem

        THANKS FOR THE APOLOGY. AND THANKS FOR ADMITTING THAT YOUR RASCIALIST.

        THIS PROVES THAT YOU IS SCARED OF ME. AHAHAHA OK PUSSY IMA LET YOU LIVE. BUT DONT REPEAT IT CRACKER

        • Whitefella

          gayhem, I’m not scared of you, I’m just scared of what I might catch off you.

          I strongly suspect that in addition to the normal range of STD’s (syphilis, gonorrhoea, AIDS, herpes, crabs, chlamydia, etc) that you’re most likely harbouring as a result of your deviant, homosexual activities, you’re also a potent carrier of the mad camel disease that you would have acquired up your bottom from some of the desert dwelling lowlife that frequent this place.

          Oh, and sorry to have it to say it again, but there’s no getting around the fact: YOU’RE A NIGGER.

          • Trayvon Martin Brotha

            I will slap you upside the head with my black prick.
            That gonna hurt.

          • Whitefella

            Trayvon, now THAT scares me, bro! There’ll be no more nigger comments from me to you coons.

      • Justin Bieber

        I won’t.

        Nigger Nigger Nigger!

        • FIRSTIES

          Sixtheen’sies!!!!

          • Bennie

            OMFG!

            She is soooooooooooo hot.

        • Justin Bieber’s Mom

          JUUSTTIINN!!!

          YOU GO AND WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP AND WATER THIS MINUTE, YOU DISGRACEFUL LITTLE BRAT!

          I don’t want to EVER hear you using that language again, DO YOU HEAR? Those black cunts deserve far more respect than to be called that AWFUL ‘N’ word.

          • Whitefella

            This is another of my shitty personas.

            The gayest of them all and that took some doing.

          • Whitefella

            Mrs Bieber, I apologise on behalf of this idiot who keeps impersonating me and simultaneously admitting he’s gay. I’m sure that it was really you and I’m sure you understand what this poor idiot that just posted is chronically cursed with, given your son’s similar problems with gayness and poor impersonations of people with real talent.

    • Abdullah The Secret Nigger

      no that’s my name nigger

    • Annoying is back

      Crooook crook croook

  • The Chosen One

    Is that what they call a fluffer???

  • Way better than you

    Thirdsies

    • Sexyterrorist

      It’s not just a fake its badly done fake

      • Whitefella

        That cock is right sexy! I don’t usually go for white cock but this looks delicious!

        • Blackfella

          You cheatin cunt! I put up with your tiny cock because you like rimming my nigger ass. Your days of duffing my massive coon hog is over!

          • Whitefella

            Don’t be mad, love! I was just teasing, mate. I’ll come over and bring a couple of goons and a new bottle of ass lube. What ya say?

          • Blackfella

            Oi, cunt. I’m blackfella, not you, you stupid poof. Whitefella and I ain’t poofters like you cunts so fuck off.

          • Whitefella

            Good for you, Blackfucker. Give the cunt a couple for me. Here’s a new iron bar. It looks like you bent the last one around his bone headed skull.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    Hottttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • clawee

    fake

    • Sexyterrorist

      It’s not just a fake its a badly done fake

  • Imam Abbas

    Emma Stone is a whore, pure and simple.

    I doubt a conversion to Islam can help her now. Perhaps a stoning will suffice? Or should it be a stoning AND committal to the eternal flames of Jahannam?

    Questions, question trouble the mind of a humble imam…

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Brother Abbas

      This infidel slut emma will taste the holiness of Muslim wrath when she is “python boarded” as part of her purification.

      “Python boarding” involves “face raping” infidel sluts with our massive Muslim trouser pythons, until they accept Islam and agree to wear the Burka.

      As soon as Islam takes over, emma gets the python.

      ALLAHU AKBAR

      • muslims lick ass

        massive? bitch, I disagree. everyone knows that asians [Middle Easterners included] have the tiniest penises. DUH!

        SCREW AKBAR!

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          Licks Muslim ass

          I agree with you infidel. Your mother is a massive bitch.

          • Imam Abbas

            Brother Abdullah

            Licks Muslim Ass’s mother’s twat is so large, that from what I heard, she complained about a man’s *ring* being painful, when in reality it was his *watch*!

            Her twat has been confused with the Holland Tunnel. Indeed, she is massive. And someone peed into Lick’s Muslim’s Ass mother (his brother, from what the rumors say). Thats where this pathetic progeny of incest came from.

            Hence – do not let yourself be upset by this genetic retard.

            Allahu Akbar!

          • Terry Tourettes

            F-f-fuck fuckin f-f-fuck shittin c-c-cockS-S-SUCKIN AAAASSSHOLESSS!!!!

          • moshe dayan

            Anal Abdullah,

            At least he has a mother. You and you boyfriend Imam Anal were the result of twisted science, an experiment to see if the offspring of the union of two men would be viable.

            It is now a requirement that you two abominations be slowly and painfully destroyed. On that note I have a side-by-side enema station ready for you two fags to enjoy. Of course I’m switching a bottle of javex in the mix, but trust me, it works just great :)

            Eat shit and die mofo

          • muslims lick ass

            You’re my mother? I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A WOMAN!

            SCREW AKBAR!
            Moshe is gonna kick your ass!

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            licks muslim ass

            mangina moshe may kick your ass at the glory hole but he knows to hide from us powerful Muslims. We would kill him in a second.

            eat shit and die mofo

          • muslims lick ass

            I like how your not arguing that you have a tiny wiener.

            SCREW AKBAR!
            p.s. to InTheAss Abbas
            I don’t have a brother.

    • Team America

      Jizz Whiz Abbas

      You’re a jizz whore, pure and simple.

      I doubt an ass kicking can help you now. The only question you have is whether to spit or swallow, you cum drenched butt whore.

      America! Game on, bitches!

      • Imam Abbas

        Team Leprosy

        It has already been established on this holy site many times that you are the one that considers jizz to be its own food group – let alone your whoring yourself out to Al Qaida’s GOP allies in the US houses of congress.

        Your pestilence-poisoned brain isn’t worth the piss your brother squirt into your sister to cause your unfortunate birth. The best part of you likely got shaken off the end of your brothers/fathers puss-infested weenie.

        You, Team Leprosy, are as worthless as afterbirth.

        Allahu Akbar!

  • Secondies

    7th’sies!!!!! Nigger, Nigger, Nigger, Nigger,

  • ObserversDickIsaFatwa

    She seems to be a hard worker who applies herself diligently to several tasks at once.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    After watching this video, the infamous gay trio had a period of sadness. For the first time in their miserable fag lives, brokeback pete, team dumbass and mangina wish they were emma stone.

    • Imam Abbas

      Brother Abdullah

      By golly I think you’re onto to something! All three of those social lepers would like nothing more than to be assaulted by that faggot patrol that obviously porked that slut Emma Stone.

      And what is up with the new influx of homo-queers and niggers that have infested this holy site?

      We peaceful jihadis may have to go on a crusade of our own considering those so-called “conservative christians” in the infidel USA can’t control their faggots, trannys, niggers, and kikes.

      Allahu Akbar!

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        Brother Abbas

        The bullets from our AK-47s will cleanse the USA of niggers and wetbacks.

        • Whitefella

          InMan UpASS,

          ‘By golly’???

          First, that doesn’t sound very Muslim to me. Are you sure you’re not actually a Limey poof in disguise?

          Second, using the word ‘golly’ is NOT acceptable on this politically correct page, as it implies bias against all black people, niggers, coons, boongs and coconuts included. A retraction on your part would be appropriate.

          • Whitefella

            I am too much of a fuckwit to realize that no one thinks I am funny.

            Please excuse me and my many other shitty personas.

          • Whitefella

            Jesus, the way you follow me around, you’re worse than a bad fart. In fact, I think that’s a good name for you – BadFart. Yes! I like it! That’s the name of my shitty little impersonator, from now on – BadFart. Consider yourself Christened, you lucky fella, because being Christened is just what all good Muslims secretly wish to be.

          • Blackfella

            Oi, Badfart

            Stop impersonating Whitecunt, you dirty slimy poofter cunt. There is only one Whitecunt and it ain’t you, so fuck off you wet fart. Is impersonating people all you can do? How much of a pathetic homo cunt are ya?

          • Whitefella

            Did you hear what the blackfella said, BadFart? Now, FUCK OFF!!!

            Black Fucker, gudonyamate. It’s my shout. Woddayawont? McW’s RR port or muscat, metho or turps?

            Ah fuck it, I’m bringin a goon of each for us. maybe two or three, Whatever the dole cheque’ll pay for. And a couple more iron bars for BadFart and his lowlife queer mates.

            WE’RE ON THE PISS AGAIN! THEN WE’RE COMIN TO GET YA!

          • Whitefella

            I meant ta say:

            WE’RE ON THE JIZZ AGAIN AND WE WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK!

          • Whitefella

            Yeah yeah yeah. Goodonya BadFart. I’m pretty sure even the dumbest of these medieval manbutt maulers would have figured out the difference between your shithouse impersonations of me and the real me by now.

  • Jim Thompson

    Bullshit

  • The Reaper

    I have returned from the asshole of the world (America) on a mission to rid this site and the world of this trolling homosexual Team Tranny (team America) I found him at his glory hole with a number of fags and trannies.

    I left a Butt plug made from C-4 on a table in his private glory hole room when he returned and saw said butt plug he must have went into a frenzy and shoved the butt plug up his ass or he shoved it up the ass of whatever homo he was with. no matter I was maybe 20 feet away from the building when it went off.

    So from now on who ever posts as this team tranny is a imposter the real team tranny has met his end from the C-4 butt plug that exploded as soon as it was inserted in his ass or his homo lovers ass.

    • Beastly man

      Oh Shut the fuck up creeper!! The only explosion you ever participated in was the explosion in which you got on your knees, while 30+ men beat their beef jerkies off and exploded their man juice all over your nasty ass face!!!

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        bastardly she-male

        Stop spreading lies about pious Jihadists. The Iranian spy drone captured video which confirms that the individual you speak of getting the “jizz facial” from the 30 gays is in fact you. It happened last week at mangina’s glory hole and gay bar. Them fags rode you like a cheap carnival ride and then hosed you with an AIDS cocktail.

        Hopefully you now have only a short time to live.

        ALLAHU AKBAR

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          Brother Abdulah,

          I look forward to the day when us, brave Jihadists, will have no more to worry with gays, whores and Infidels in general.

          I hope Allah all mighty (PBUH) will listen to our prayers and will conceed us enough ammos to load our AK 47s, so we can kill all these sinners.

          When our pious bloody mission will be over, we’ll have time enough to guide our flocks of camels through the prairies of Colorado (future New Arabia).

          Allahu Akbar!

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            Brother Hashim

            We shall water our camels in the New Tigris (formerly colorado river) and shoot injuns with our AK-47s.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            It will be fun!

          • Whitefella

            You said it, Hashish, destroyer of Brains

            I’m sure it’ll be fun for you and UpToola the Butt Chomper wanking your camels and shooting jizzuns at each other with your tiny pee-poppers.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            White Fellatio (aka Team Asshole),

            Shut the fuck up, homo.
            I’ve this for you ( but I think you already know it): you are on our HDL – Homo Defenestration List.

        • moshe dayan

          “Brokeback” Hashim,

          No question the “fun” you speak of is an America converted into one big muslim gloryhole where the ass banging goes on 24/7 with time out on Friday for more banging at the main muslim gloryhole known as the mosque.

          It has already been proven that you, Brokeback Hashim, are a shemale and by your own admission in previous posts, he is an avowed sucker of balls, the bigger and hairier, the better. Given your music collection consists of artists such as:
          George Michael,
          Freddie Mercury and Queen,
          Boy George and Culture Club,
          Frankie Goes to Hollywood,
          Depeche Mode,
          Bronski Beat
          Elton John

          and since your favorite actors are Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Jim Parsons (Big Bang no pun intended), Rock Hudson

          and your favorite newscaster is Anderson Cooper,

          it just makes sense that you…are a big fat faggot.

          Do the universe a favor and self immolate…PLEASE!

          Eat shit and die arch-homo

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Loose Caboose Moshe,

            Your expertise on homo so called “artists” is astonishing. And this only says it all…

            Besides, you are a liar. But as a filthy Jew this is no surprise for anyone.

          • Whitefella

            Hashish the destroyed Brain,

            Note the slight change in my usual name for you – destroyed, not destroyer of Brains. Why? Because after me telling you numerous times now, you STILL haven’t cottoned on to the fact that I’m NOT Team America. It appears that my several attempts to punch this information into your boned head have proved fruitless, in which case it’s very likely your memory storage is actually in your ass.

            In that case, I’ll just have to let you continue thinking I’m TA because I’m not that way inclined to punch anything into your ass, no matter how much you continually demonstrate that you’d be very receptive and grateful for it.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Shut the fuck up Team Asshole alias!

            Muslims never commit mistakes.

          • Whitefella

            Boneheaded destroyed brain cells:

            Fuckwit. For the last time:

            Team America is from America – that is, the U.S. of fucking A.

            I live across the other side of the planet from the USA. Get it?

            You are a fourteen times re-used, but never rinsed colostomy bag – old, smelly, well past your use by date, and still full of shit.

            As for you and your camel felching friends making mistakes, it’s your mothers that made the mistakes – by dropping you out of their asses in the first place.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Idiot,

            If you are an Island Ape – aka, America’s puppet – it’s the same to us, righteous Muslims: you are dumb, homo, debauched and deserve to die all the same.

            So, definitely, you are a Team America drag queen.

          • Whitefella

            Homo Hashim,

            In your dreams that I were a drag queen – no doubt, frequent, vivid, pleasurable and very wet dreams. I’m sure that you dream an awful lot of men in drag and probably with their clothes off, too. You probably wank off in front of a mirror dressed in ladies’ clothes, too.

      • The Reaper

        Beastly man ass fucker

        You are upset because you lover has been taken from you you will just have to search for a new butt boy so get over it and move on faggot.

        • Beastly man

          Just like you muslims to live in denial with all your bull shit lies! Well you can aspect a change when you are all abducted from your shit holes you call a home and dismembered and beheaded! You can thank me later for eliminating the only abomination you ever knew…, you!

          After the decapitation i will make sure the goats and pigs you call family know what happened to you! I will send them your head and a few fingers and the rest of you will be donated to science. So we can make sure no one ever catches the mental disease you gay animals had!

          • Beastly man

            Small typo above, aspect should expect, talking to you retarded fags who like to gag is killing off some of my brain cells!

    • Imam Abbas

      Reaper

      If you have truly been successful in ridding this site of that hyper-faggot and social leper Team Tranny, society would indeed owe you a debt of gratitude.

      Team Tranny is the exact kind of deviant that would go for the C-4 butt-plug, given the depths that progeny of incest has been willing to stoop to (it has been posted on this holy site, that he gave a blow-job to former GOP senator Larry Craig).

      Your reward is that the fatwa on your life has been lifted, pending confirmation of the demise of Team Tranny.

      Allahu Akbar!

      • The Reaper

        Abbas

        Anyone posting as the tranny team America is a imposter and why was there a Fatwa on me I have done nothing to have a Fatwa put on me.

        • Imam Abbas

          Reaper

          I shall have to consult the Sharia Court w/r/t why there was a fatwa issued on you. There have been so many list on this holy site (look at the horrifying infestation of faggotry, homo-queers, lesbo-dykes, trannys, incest babies, kikes, niggers, and other social detritus).

          In the meantime, be happy the fatwa has been revoked, due to your service to society at large (despite being an infidel). The Sharia Courts findings, while strict, do not want to be seen as unfair or ungrateful to those who render valuable service.

          Allahu Akbar!

          • Umar the Brown

            Don’t wait on Team America to return to these boards. He had an accident. He fell on a dozen or so 7.62 slugs and they fucked up his internal organs and he slowly bled to death while begging for mercy. And water.

            At least that’s what I’ve heard happened.

            Hahaha!

        • Team America

          Aids infested gay ass raper

          What Imam “Jizz Whiz” Abbas meant was, that the fatone in your ass will be removed on confirmation that your a tranny. That’s what you get for pandering to homo Muslims, fagtard.

          America! No Firsties and gay ass rapers ( that’s you Reaper) allowed!

          • Imam Abbas

            Team Tampon

            It was your pink tutu that was found in the bag you left behind at the offices of celebJihad,
            which has been confirmed many times.

            You worthless fucking homo-queer/man-whore. We pious muslims all know you’re one of the most disgusting examples of what human detritus/vermin is.

            Besides, you’re supposed to be dead now anyway.

          • Whitefella

            InMan UpAss, yeah so he’s not dead, is he you dickhead? Trust you and your idiot mates to believe the BumRaper and his bullshit and revoke the fatwank you had on him. Guess who’s laughing at you all now! The BumRaper, Team America – and you can add me to that list, too. You dopey FUCKWITS! hahahahahahaha

          • The Reaper

            Lying team tranny imposter.

            Imposter the real team tranny is no longer with us he was taken out by a C-4 Butt plug that I planted in his private glory hole room in P.Town you must be that firsties fag or Beastly man ass fucker.

    • Team America

      Welcome back, gay ass raper

      Let me get this straight. You’ve returned from licking asshole around the world and now you’re on a mission to ride the asses of trannys and homosexuals on this site and around the world. Now you’re going to your glory hole to find some trannys and fags to butt fuck.

      You left your favorite butt-plug at your private glory hole and when you returned, Firsties had it up his ass which sent you into a frenzy of homo lust and you started butt raping Firsties. Within 20 minutes you got off Firsties ass and exploded a load of your aids infested cum into Firsties face.

      You would love to get rid of me wouldn’t you, queer boy, because I Make you look like the pathetic retard homo that you are. I had decided that I would adhere to your constant whining and bitching about me making fun if you and start focusing on the only one on this site whose an even bigger retarded faggot than you, Firsties. You’re obviously getting jealous that Firsties has been receiving all of my attention but I guess I can divide my time between you two homos and start ripping on the both of you at the same time. After all, you and Firsties provide little challenge, maybe you two butt buddies will do better together.

      America! You’ll never get rid of me homo!

      • Team America

        Disregard my TL;DR above. If you’re into ass play and poppers leave me a message here.

        I am also Whitefella and a whole host of other cum gargling personas on here so leave a reply on that user name, too and I’ll get back to you!

        Yours in Cock,

        XXOO

        TA

        • Team America

          Aids infested gay ass raper

          It’s good to have you back and at your best impersonating me. You and Firsties make a perfect couple. You’re both a pair if pathetic impersonating homos with aids. You both impersonate people because you’re a pair of unimaginative pussies who hide behind impersonations and other personas. The fact that you won’t come out of hiding proves what a gutless homo you are.

          America! Nowhere to hide!

          • moshe dayan

            Team America,

            Calling the Ass Reaper gay kind of degrades the regular unholy cock and ass loving fags like Imam Abbas or Brokeback Hashim. The ass reaper is into far more degenerate sex, the types of acts that would make George Michael look away fast.

            ass reaper = low IQ retard

            MD

        • Whitefella

          Team America,

          My friend, in case you haven’t bothered reading all the bullshit in this thread, (wading through it all to find quality comments such as yours and mine could prove quite a chore), I’ve now coined a very appropriate name for this grub who keeps impersonating us both – BadFart – obviously because it keeps following you and I around just like a bad fart. If you would like to adopt the name if you ever bother to address the irrelevant lump of cockroach crap, please be my guest.

      • Whitefella

        Team America, this is the Real Whitefella.

        Matey, (I won’t call you brother, in case you or anyone else thinks I’m one of those camel felching cockroaches infesting this soon-to-be-fumigated website).

        I hope you’ve trawled the various threads with which Jerkoff Jerkoff has recently infected the internet, because you’ll find there is a bacterial infestation of impersonator(s) of you and I that think it’s either amusing or productive to infer that you, me and even the Abo (and some others) are the same person.

        It’s time that all of the miserable inhabitants of this shitbox excuse for a website realised that:

        A) Whitefella, Team America and Blackfucker are separate people (using the term ‘people’ loosely in the case of Blackfucker).
        B) Whitefella and Blackfucker are currently on the piss – beer and plonk – together
        C) Team America, and no other cunt here, (moshe dayan would be, except that Jews have no idea how to hold their liquor (which is, of course, by the ears hahaha – joke you Mossies wouldn’t understand since you could never reach a camel’s ears while it was licking your ass)) is invited to get on the piss.

        Blackfucker, TA and I are about to get pissed and cranky. Then let’s see who’s gonna win the fucking war. The Yank, the Abo and me. Good luck goat lickers, you’re gonna need it!

        • Whitefella

          I love sucking cock I only wish I had as many assholes and mouths on my AIDS riddled body as I have shitty personas on this website!

        • Me

          Whitefella

          The site’s staff themselves are usually behind most of the impersonations, including yours. Trust me

          • Whitefella

            Thank you, Me

            - er – doesn’t matter, I won’t think about what I just said or my head could start to spin.

            Anyway, thank you. I do trust you and I’ll keep that in mind. Although I’d be very disappointed if it were the staff stooping so low as to impersonate other people. You’d think better of the administrators of a site of such a high calibre as this one.

      • The Reaper

        IMPOSTER Team tranny was blown up by his own perverted ways by using a C-4 butt plug

  • FIRSTIES

    Lasties!!!!’

    • Beastly man

      Lasties?…..Dude……….. Really?

      You are the only one here who will ever have Firsties, Secondies, Thirdies, and Lasties at the glory hole! We know you are a fag and a drag queen, you don’t have to promote it on every last post!

      Stop with the bull shit or me and you are going to have to play ourselves a game of hangman or in this case hang-the-fag. Ever heard of trigger happy? Well i’m noose fucking happy!

  • steveky

    Nobody gives a shit about Emma Stone–She has no talent at all–she is far from beauty as horse manure is to a dog.

    • Whitefella

      If only she had a penis that thick on her then she wouldn’t be gross.

      • The Real Whitefella

        If only your skull wasn’t so think, impersonating cunt, I could do everyone a favour and stave it in with a shovel.

        • The Real Whitefella

          This is another of my homosexual personas – sort of. I just changed my handle slightly because I’m a stupid fucking queer.

          • Whitefella

            That fixation on me just won’t go away, will it, impersonating homo. Well, I guess it’s far better that you keep it focused on me, instead of hanging around your local schoolgates in your clown suit with your cock in hand, like you normally do.

  • Whitepowuh

    In response to the racist comments. We should all stop calling him a nigger as coon or wog is a much better alternative in this situation.

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  • Umar the Brown

    Filthy whore. I knew her weirdo mouth got that way for a reason and here we see what that reason is.

    When Islam takes over the US, Emma will be used as Grizzly bear bait in our final push to take over all point west of the Mississippi. Our trained legions of Grizzly bears will be feared all over the US when we roll into California looking to kill all the wetbacks, asians and homoqueers we can find.

    ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Non yo damn biss

    Ight bitch as nigga I’m white but I fuckin respect tha black culture and ill personally kick to god-damn ass if I hear another fuckin racial comment from you dick

    • Whitefella

      Aaah, go and sit on a cactus and rotate, nigger lover. And learn to spell and type, illiterate shithead.

      • Whitefella

        Apologies. I’m actually a big fan of niggers — well their cocks, at least. My mate Blackfella has a huge nigger dong but I’m getting sick of his bullshit.

        Want to be my new replacement boy, Non yo damn biss?

        • Blackfella

          How..how could you?

          • Team America

            This is sooo sad! Wait… you guys can’t break up because we’re all the same homosexual retard!

          • THEMADMEXICAN

            Si! Eez troo! We eez all de same pendejo!

        • Whitefella

          Non yo damn biss,

          You can be my imposter’s new replacement boy with my blessing. It appears that he fancies you and you sound like the type who likes to pound pansy poo-holes with your pecker.

  • durkafan

    One of the funniest of Durka yet. Last two lines are epic.

  • shocked

    Two things.
    First, that is very obviously NOT Emma Stone… you’d have to be a complete moron to mistake that fact.

    Second, what the fuck is with all the racism on this site? Like seriously, you figure there will ever be an end to all this bullshit when you harbor so much hate? Out of ignorance? I’d be willing to put money on the fact that most of you haven’t even met a person of the creed you’re hating. Get a life. Get a clue. Don’t worry about one anothers beliefs…

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      cock shocked

      Shut up cock sucker

      • shocked

        That was a witty reply. Thanks for proving my point, and proving that religion rots the brain… or attracts ignorance. Can go either way there (probably both)

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          shit licker

          Don’t try and appease me with your pussified words. I plan to kill you as soon as I get back to the u.s. of a….that is, unless you die from AIDS firdt.

          • shocked

            Ya… good luck with that…

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            cock shocked

            I don’t need luck; I’m a Muslim. We are natural born killers.

    • Whitefella

      Shucked, (as in an oyster out of a big nigger’s nose),

      Fuckwit, I’ve met everyone of the different creeds of people in this site and I can assure you that I’m not racist. I hate them all equally.

      Abdullah the ButtChomper,

      This is the second time that you’ve said something I agree with. Try not to make a habit of it, or I’ll have to kill you for having the impunity of trying to elevate yourself to the level of being my friend.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        white fag

        Stop stalking me mofo. Us Muslims are 100% heterosexual (that means we only go for the ladies)

        Go visit mangina at his glory hole. He has what you want.

        • moshe dayan

          Anal Abdullah,

          Please don’t send your jilted boyfriends my way. I ain’t some kind of Jerry Springer show for jealous faggots.

          You two homos should just go get a room somewhere and stop playing shy. Maybe head to Boston and you two can get married. Brokeback Hashim can stand in as both the Best Man and Maid of Honor. Being a shemale has it s benefits.

          Eat shit and die mofo

          • Whitefella

            Dayan, I’m not one of these camel jizzling cock lickers. I’m supposed to be on your side. It’s best that you have me as a friend, not an enemy, as all of these boy fucking goat felchers are soon going to realise.

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            white homo

            the only side mangina wants you on, his his backside. Be prepared to hump a loose asshole.

          • moshe dayan

            Whitefella,

            Apologies, I didn’t take the time to carefully read who Anal Abdullah was whining to. When I look at the avatar for that boy fucking tranny, I only see red, and the fully loaded Glock 17 sitting beside my computer waiting to be unloaded into his STD infested face.

            MD

          • Whitefella

            Mr Dayan,

            Apology accepted my friend. I’m not surprised that you were diverted by the concentrated constipation that’s continually flying around this place. But don’t let the ButtChomper and his crew of asswipes make you cranky and don’t waste your bullets on them either. Just take their camels and their toy boys away from them and they’ll quickly die of grief.

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Shut the fuck up nigger!
      We ain’t racists.

      We Muslims are only concerned on telling the truth!

      • shocked

        Just FYI… nigger is a racist term. So you told two lies in this statement: you’re not a racist, and you are only concerned with telling the truth (proven false by the aforementioned lie). Get an education

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          I hate niggers that pretend to be smart or, even worse, intelectuals.
          That is against all the laws of Nature.

          Also: when you talk to a Muslim you must show respect, you watermelon eater.

          • shocked

            Im white you moron lol. Get a clue. And you still keep up with the racism. If you were a true muslim I might show you respect, same as a true christian, but you and the rest of the zealots from both religions are so far from the true path of beliefs that you can’t rightly call yourselves either. Both mohammed and christ would be ashamed of their socalled followers, who have warped and twisted their message to suit the violent, sadistic, and ignorant needs of sociopaths.

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            shit shucker

            Dont you dare mention the Prophet’s (PBUH) name with your vile, jizz stained mouth.

            You are now on the Jihadist shit list nigger…and we are coming for you. With The AK-47!

          • shocked

            Again… im white you idiot. And you keep proving my points here… is stupidity a requirement to be a jihadist? Certainly seems to be…

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Idiot,

            You are as white as Michael Jackson tried to be.
            You are a dumb mutant nigger. This I can tell from your delusional comments.

            ESAD homo

          • shocked

            Sure. You got me pegged. I’m definitely the delusional one. Not the guy following the words of a prophet spreading a message of peace, while believing killing innocents will get him into heaven and rewarded with 72 virgins…

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            You don’t look innocent to me…

          • shocked

            You have no idea who I am, what I do, where I live… how the fuck would you know whether I am innocent or not? Ignorance is definitely your creed. Only in such ignorance could you make such a judgement based on the fact that I am not like you. And that blind hatred is precisely why you’re way of life will never last. It will be swallowed up by capitalist pigs bent on the destruction of all things sacred. And you wont survive solely due to the fact that you jave no direction. Moron.

          • moshe dayan

            Shocked,

            Don’t use words like “pegged” around Brokeback Hashim. The mere thought association with the idea of a big cock plunging into his ass is enough to remind him of that other term he loves: “spit roasted” meaning a cock in his ass and another in his mouth so he’s like a happy pig on a spit.

            He’s probably already gone, headed off to the gloryhole to find some cocks willing to unload in his “holes”

            Yeeeeeeech. Gross.

            Eat shit and die mofo

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            Shithead shocker

            Us Muslims know you’re a nigger and gay, so that means you’re at some glory hole sucking down a man root. It went be hard to find you, all we have to do is hack into the computer of the makers of ky asslube and find out where they are shipping big orders to.

            You will pay for your smartass comments you dumbass gay nigger. Be prepared to eat the AK-47.

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            Mangina

            I figured you would show up with your homo comments. Us Muslims can always count on you to disgust us with your gay agenda and confessions of homoqueer lust.

            Eat shit and die you dumb homo

          • shocked

            Wow. Abdullah the letcher, it is actually saddening how pathetic and moronic you are… I’d pity you if you weren’t such a racist pig.

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            shit spitter

            Pity your mother mofo. She is a prostitute for niggers.

            Us Muslims have it all….class, wealth, style, good looks and brains. To us,you kuffirs are even less than worm slime.

          • shocked

            I really dont have to say anymore. You keep proving every point ive made valid. Also, you seem to spend a lot of thought on ass raping and cock sucking… sounds to me like someones in the closet :)

          • moshe dayan

            Shocked,

            If that closet has a couple of big nigger dicks in it, you can bet 100% that Anal Abdullah is stuffed in there getting spit roasted like a piglet.

            When you slap this fag in the face cum sprays all over your hand. He is truly one big bag of AIDs.

            Eat shit and die mofo

  • Abdul the camel fellator

    I’m pwitty thure thaths fake. She hasth a terrible lispth like mine that comeths from taking dick ALL the way down her thwoat.

  • Whitefella

    Hey fuckheads,

    Today’s news: “Moderate cleric Hassan Rowhani elected as Iran’s president”. 18 million votes, nearest ‘hardline’ rival 6 million. Iran’s people have spoken and they have made sense. It sounds like the war’s not going to happen, after all.

    THE JIHAD IS OVER!!! TRUTH, JUSTICE AND VIRTUE HAVE PREVAILED, AS THEY ALWAYS WILL!!!

    That means there’s nothing left for you cunts to do. You may as well all go back to your desert shitholes, jump in nice and deep and wait for the sand to cover you up. I’ll be happy to bring a shovel to help the process along.

    • Troll

      WhiteFellator

      You are a moron. Iran’s president has almost NO POWER. The previous one (Ahmadinejad) drove himself to work every day in a 19-fucking-82 Peugeot, while the mullahs (who really run the country) get driven to work in Benz limos.

      How much fucking power do you think that guy had (maybe 65 HP, as provided by his French-built shit-box he was driving).

      The job of the Iranian president is to distract everyone enough to not pay attention to what the mullahs are doing.

      So keep on proclaiming your stupidity for all to see. As Confucious put it: “it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt”.

      You have once again, removed all doubt. Now go and crawl back into your hole, and get yourself another former GOP senator Larry Craig facial.

    • Word of wisdom

      White trash,
      who cares what degenerate shia heretics do in their country ? We sunni decide what islam is about and when to wage jihad.
      You’re totally dellusional if you think the election of some unknown senile iranian will change the resolution of our brother Barrak Hussein Obama to turn the US of A into a muslim caliphate.

  • Jb97

    Muslims are actually retards… Spending all there time on this website looking at fake porn and changing people’s name to get a laugh from themselves… Grow the hell up and get a job, some friends and a real religion…

  • Jb97

    Mohammed is a mass cock sucker and ya’ll know it

  • honey singh

    fuck u mullahs fighting over world dominance.

  • honey singh

    both.muslims and christians have terrorised the world in order to.spread their.religion. be wise and convert to buddhism. live and let. live. fuck and let fuck. how clever obama is who has kept his religion a. secret

  • J

    that isn’t even emma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!