Emily & Zooey Deschanel Naked Xmas Card

Emily Zooey Deschanel naked



Sister sluts Emily and Zooey Deschanel appear to be sending holiday cheer by posing naked in their family Christmas card this year.


When these Deschanel girls are not whoring it up on their Fox TV shows (“Bones” and “New Girl”) they are probably out tag teaming random guys with their filthy moist lady holes.


For only true degenerates like Emily and Zooey Deschanel would celebrate the birth of their Lord by showing off their shameful naked bodies like this.

 

  • fucking big dick

    firsties bitches

    • Alissa DiCarlo

      These bodies look like they were rode hard and put away wet.

      • Thee Head Chimp

        I likes to give my banana to you………. HARD!

        • Alissa DiCarlo

          I likes bananas. Especially the BLACK ones.

          • Black Knight

            I likes to take big bananas up my assholie too.

          • Black Knight

            Fuck you this guy aint me. He is a imposter using my name. I dont want bananas up my ass. Im no fag. Muslims are fags. They like little boy dancers.

          • Richard Simmons

            Imposter? Sure. Uh Huh. Here’s some Lube for ya. You seem to need it more than I do.

      • Smarterthanyou2

        Cuntissa DiWhore,

        I guarantee these bodies combined or separate look 1,000,000 times better than that worn out, leathery, HIV & syphilis filled shitbag you call a corporeal form.

        Die, you annoying bitch.

  • Not Gay

    Barf

    • USA Rules

      I know theses pictures are fake. But Barf your are100% GAY!

      • Not Gay

        You wish I was so I’d suck your cock

        • Zohair- The good one

          You sure told him……completely heterosexual not gay person.

        • USA Rules

          Yep as Gay as them cum!

      • TBEAR182

        Kudos to celebjihad, damn fine photo.

        • Raider

          blah blah blah

      • holy defender of asslickin

        They are fake they are both transexuals in real life with horribly malformed bodies this is a disgrace to adolescent wankers everywhere i unfortunately ejaculated before i read the names and i cant take it back now i feel dirty and cheap forgive me allah i did not know it was the deschantransexual twins

        • Niiya

          No fuck all y’all niggas the pics are fake they are both beautiful so stop Harding Schenectady better then all y’all bitch-ass niggas

  • USA Rules

    USA first

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Idiot:

      USA are the first in apostasy, fagness, ass lube industry, popcorn eating and playing football with a melon.

      What an impressive record…

      • MURICA

        HELL YEAH, MURICA!

        • Imam Khalid

          Anyone who uses ‘murica’ is a dumb-ass queer like you is a dumb ass homoqueer.

          • Imam Khalid

            Pardon my composition, here. I’ve had too many cans of the Islamic energy drink Red Camel and I typed and hit Submit Comment before proof reading.

      • AMERICA!

        If you hate America so, why do you speak its language?

        • Imam Khalid

          The English language isn’t the property of The Great Satan, you retarded homoqueer. It existed long before America was ever created by your butt pumping heathen fagfathers.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Brother Khalid,

            This brat so called”America!” is another under 50 IQ member of the Kindergarten Gang. Is a waste of time reading what this idiot says.

        • Jalil Mubarak

          You dumb infidel shit. The entire american number system, as well as algebra was invented by muslims. You don’t see us bitching childishly about you stealing our numbers.

          • Major Awesome

            because we dont want your fucking algebra bullshit!

          • Jimmy

            Maybe because it was invented by the Mayans and never by the muslims

  • Not Gay

    I bet that lying bitch lesbian Alyssa DiCarlo will be all over this…

  • Aamil the Vengful

    These whore woman must be stoned by many servants of allah, may he grant me the honor of starting their demise

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    The one with Zooey’s head has some damn fine hipbones……..I’d plow her senseless after she was done dragging a plow through my poppy fields…..

    • The person with a name

      I agree but the one with Emily’s face have some hefty atributes worth plowing aswell such as the length of her toenails

    • USA Rules

      Nasty poopy fields!

  • Grand Dragon Pete

    I don’t know why the text didn’t show up when put up on the website, but the Christmas card should say:

    Merry Christmas from The KKK

    Inside every card there is a $25 gift card to high end retailer K-Mart as well as intel on where one might find a muslim, nigger, or wetback near their home to kill.

    That’s the generosity us klansmen show our fellow aryans.

    KKK

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Miss Piggy,

      You are lying again: the card has a voucher for buying ass lube and a free entrance for your next gay strip show.

      Don’t try to fool us, you perverted fag.

      • Grand Dragon Pete

        DJ (dick jockey) Hashim

        I find it sickening that you want me to perform some homo strip show for you and your fellow gloryholers.

        That said, I’m willing to do my favorite dance for you……I call it “kill the dune coon.”

        Its quite a sacred dance among us powerful members of The Brotherhood.

        KKK

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          Small Worm Pete,

          This time you said it right: the more “dramatic” part of your sick performance is when you shake your disgusting botoxed ass and offer it to the audience.

          Besides satisfying your sinful urges, your idea is to kill the fools that will be willing to penetrate your VD infected ass.

          But I have this news for you: no Muslim will ever attend to that perverted show.

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    I insist on sampling these two for a few months before I finally decide on their appropriate punishments……

  • mayhem

    CANT YOU SAND NIGGERS LEARN TO USE PHOTOSHOP CORRECTLY…….or are you to busy getting fucked by mohamed

  • Imam Khalid

    I will take these two whores as concubines, perhaps wives. Ir depends on how much their eldest male wants as compensation for their loss.

    “If you fear that you will not act justly towards the orphans, marry such women as seem good to you, two, three, four; but if you fear you will not be equitable, then only one, or what your right hands own; so it is likelier you will not be partial.” ~ Qur’an 4:3

    • Bubba

      Imam Kalling his gay lover for sex:

      Let’s be honest. There are only two things coming from sandnigger countries: queers and…

      I guess only one thing comes from Muslim countries. I’m sure when you and Abdullah get tired of playing “Hide the tootsie roll” with each other, your mouths will be quite ready for “jihad” aka licking the shit off each other’s micropenii.

      Brother Pete, I will join you in your crusades to kill off this nigger-ish scum. WHITE POWER

      Bubba

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        blubber

        When Islam takes over, us Muslims wont enter your glory hole, we’ll just shoot it with the RPG and listen to the sounds of the homoqueer’s “death cries”

        Also, you’re so gay , you get off while wearing a santa suit and fucking gay pete’s ass…while singing..”santa claus is coming…. on turds.”

        eat shit and die mofo

  • Crusher

    Were those girls from the Holocaust ? They need to eat something.

  • Bob Brown

    Why does everyone want to destroy America?! Go fuck around in your own country why don’t you! Does every fucking picture offend you!! Now your just fucking making up reasons to want to kills us all! You racist bastards!!!

  • kakaka

    Muslims suck

  • Alissa DiCarlo

    I could suck the chrome off a trailer ball.

    • Bubba

      That was you who did that! You owe me a can of chrome paint for my 1982 Ford truck you slut. You probably stole the plastic testicles and bible stickers too.

      Now get back in the kitchen where you belong before I beat you.

      Bubba
      KKK

  • Fuck it!!!!

    Abdula u fucking retard!!! U coundnt even get these 5$ whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    This degenerate christmas card makes us Muslims even more disgusted than usual with the fake holiday of christmas.

    There will be Fatwas issued by Shariah Court in response to this insult to Islam….and whores will die.

    • Jayke

      Christmas is a real holiday.

      Source=Consult your nearest calendar.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        gay jayke

        jesus is a fake jew god…hence the holiday is fake.

        And for future reference, keep your idiotic opinions to yourself or us Muslims will cut out your lungs.

  • fuck us an fuck… err what ever country u muslim guys come from. im british

    Dame dis I a fine photo

  • USA

    why the Fuck do u hate america its better then were ever u towel heads come from

  • Timmy

    I got that christmas card.Only cause were fuck buddies

  • UsA

    Bitches ur jealous of america and the rest of the world so you post photoshoped pics so fuck you

  • roger mounger

    A very beautiful card, wish I had one. Very beautiful sisters. Wow I finally know what they look like…woe

  • roger mounger

    Special card to be sent wow, love those bodies, wow,

  • heyo

    photoshopped like fuck