Emily Ratajkowski Nude New Years GIF

Emily Ratajkowski New Years

Model Emily Ratajkowski rings in the New Year by posing with some IEDs while confetti rains down upon her nude body in the GIF above.

With any luck in 2014 both Emily Ratajkowski and those IEDs will make their way to Afghanistan, one to blow the Taliban freedom fighters and the other to blow up the homoqueer infidel invaders.

After seeing this Emily Ratajkowski GIF, my New Year’s resolution is clear. This year I will seduce Emily by taking her out to a nice romantic dinner of roasted goat meat, figs, and fermented yaks milk. During dinner I will make her wet by casually mentioning dozens of times how good I am at the sex. Then I will take her home to my tent fist her ass, stuff her in a sack, and sell her to a Syrian slave trader.

  • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    As the infidel ball dropped at midnight, I had a vision of the Prophet (PBUH) and he gave me a short message for the Muslim world. He said Allah is well pleased with our Jihad and that 2014 is the year that Islam takes over the degenerate west and that the rivers of the world will run red with infidel blood.

    So, my Muslim brothers, soon our camels and goats will eating Kentucky blue grass and our tents will be overflowing with 10 year old american concubines!
    The Caliphate is near!

    Death To America!


    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Brother Abdullah,

      I also believe this year of 1435 (2014 for dumb kaffirs) will be the one of our victory.

      Today morning I sent a fax to Jihad Depot ordering 30.000 boxes of bullets for the AK-47, for which I paid 165.000 dinars as you can see in the document attached.

      The victory over fagness and apostasy is near my friend and soon we’ll be in charge of the new United Caliphates of Americastan.

      Allahu Akbar!

      • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

        Asalamu Alaikum Waramatullahi Wabarakatuh Brother Hashim

        JazakAllahu khair !

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          Brother Abdullah, thanks for your wishes, my friend.

          By the way, let me tell you that Jihad Depot is offering a rebate with very interesting prices on explosive black butt plugs (kaffirs favorite toy). And you can use your coupons! I bought three hundred :-)

  • hong

    Abdullah The Sheik of fuck hole. Muslim can never take over USA.

    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

      dong muncher

      Shut up asshole, nobody asked for the fag opinion. So eat shit and die mofo.

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Dong Kong,

      American rednecks are the lowest level of human specie. You don’t have enough IQ level to talk about Islamic strategic thinking.

      • Imam Abbas

        Brother Hashim

        How right you are!

        How these pathetic sub-humans can believe their opinions are worth something is beyond comprehension.

      • Mr E

        “Islamic strategic thinking” – nice oxymoron, moron. Kinda like “Muslim inventions” or “Jihadi intelligence”. Very funny, indeed.

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          Shut up mr Ed!

          An equine is also not qualified to talk about intelligence matters; only about straw.

  • Imam Abbas

    Brother Durka

    Are you sure what is depicted above as an “IED” collection, aren’t dildos?

    That would certainly explain the confetti – because Emily would looking at all those marital aides and thinking: “party time!”.

    The GIF, however, makes her move her head just like Max Headroom!

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  • Mr E

    Poor Miss Emily is sneezing up a storm. How is that even remotely sexy?