Emilio Estevez 10 Minutes With The Vice President

Emilio Estevez



There has been a lot of controversy surrounding my brother, Charlie Sheen’s (real name Carlos Estevez) recent article in which he conducts a fictional 20 minute interview with Barack Obama chastising him for not re-investigating 9/11.


As a sign of solidarity with my brother Charlie I have decided to write my own fictional interview with a political leader. I call it “10 Minutes With The Vice President”.


Emilio Estevez – Good afternoon Mr. Vice President, thank you so much for taking time out of your demanding schedule.


Vice President Joe Biden – My pleasure, the content of your request seemed like something I should give a crap about.


EE – I should point out that I voted for you, as your promise of reviving long dead acting careers of 80′s stars struck an emotional cord in me.


VPJB – Ahh I made no such promise Emilio, but I am a big fan of your work.


EE – Go on


VPJB – I really enjoyed the Breakfast Club that was a great film.


EE – Go on


VPJB – Ahmm… Those Mighty Ducks movies were great to watch with the kids.


EE – Go on


VPJB – I’m sorry I don’t really know what else you want me to say.


EE – Go on


*6 minute awkward pause


EE – 9/11!


VPJB – Yes what about it?


EE – NINE!


VPJB – Yes?


EE – ELEVEN!


VPJB – OK?


EE – September 11th 2001… where were you?


VPJB – I’ll actually never forget were I was on that sad day. I was on the floor of the Senate preparing to vote on a bill when


*Interupts


EE – Interesting


VPJB – Ahh yes. Anyway like I was saying. I remember Senator McCain came running up to me and


*Interupts


EE – Quack!


VPJB – I’m sorry did you just quack?


EE – No!


EE – Quack!


EE – Please continue


VPJB – Alright so Senator McCain came up to me


*Interupts


EE – Quack!


VPJB – I’m sorry I’m not going to sit here and be quacked at by some has been actor!


*2 minute awkward pause


EE – 9/11!


VPJB – OK I give up! I can’t take it anymore! Yes 9/11 was an inside job. Powerful forces in our government used Eastern European jackals to pack the support columns of the World Trade Center buildings with military grade explosive nano-thermite. They did this to justify spending hundreds of billions of dollars on 2 wars, to destroy American freedoms with the Patriot Act, and to advance their goals for a New World Order. And yes now President Obama and I are continuing the plan because we are just puppets to the global financial elite. Are you happy now!


*Vice President Joe Biden then storms out of the room


EE



 

  • emerson cardoso

    That’s was great, I liked the end! :)

  • Clausenlt

    Nice Emilio,
    I was wondering how the rest how the Estevez family felt about 9/11…I used to think it was so sickening when the media simply attacks the messenger… while it is sickening still…it is also quite hilarious in a sense because that is their only recourse and it really invalidates any argument they have!

    They would not dare actually try to debate any facts. Charlie did a great job on his article.

    Glad to see that Emilio sense of humor in this…

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    Ventura Sheehan Perot Paul Nader McKinney Kucinich Kaptur Gravel Gonzalez Clemente Choate Carter Baldwin Anderson

    9/11, AIPAC, Anthrax, & “Federal” Reserve

  • 0.0

    Senator Joe Biden was having Breakfast with the head of Pakistani ISI the morning of 9/11. Pakistani ISI had wired money to some of the al queda agents prior to 9/11.

  • Rachel

    I think we found a new battle cry. Quack! if it looks like a duck….

    love it!

  • Dead Ed

    Hey, Joe. Tell President of the United States, Barack Obama, “WHAT BILL?”

  • Dead Ed

    “We can’t drive our SUVs & eat as much as we want, & keep our homes at 72 degrees at all times…and then expect that all other countries are going to say, ‘OK.’” — a dumb quote by President of the United States, Barack Obama

    Goes right up there with we can’t drill for oil to bring the price of gas down, “if everybody was just inflating their tires and getting regular tune-ups, you can save just as much.”

  • 344thBrother

    CELEBJIHAD.COM COMES OUT AS 911 TRUTHER!!!
    YOU POSTED
    VPJB – OK I give up! I can’t take it anymore! Yes 9/11 was an inside job. Powerful forces in our government used Eastern European jackals to pack the support columns of the World Trade Center buildings with military grade explosive nano-thermite. They did this to justify spending hundreds of billions of dollars on 2 wars, to destroy American freedoms with the Patriot Act, and to advance their goals for a New World Order. And yes now President Obama and I are continuing the plan because we are just puppets to the global financial elite. Are you happy now!
    *Vice President Joe Biden then storms out of the room”

    WHAT HE SAID.
    911 WAS AND STILL IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL INSIDE JOB.
    HOW ABOUT RESPONDING TO ONE OR 2 OF CHARLIE SHEENS QUESTIONS WHICH ARE VERY WELL RESEARCHED AND THOUGHT OUT INSTEAD OF JUST QUACKING?

    CONSIDER THIS A CHALLENGE.
    BUT YOU WON’T DO IT.
    BECAUSE YOU CAN’T, CAN YOU?
    BECAUSE YOU’RE OWNED.

    IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU
    :D
    AND HAVE A NICE DAY

    PEACE FREEDOM TRUTH JUSTICE
    D

  • 344thBrother

    THANK YOU CHARLIE!!!

    As for me, I AM PROUD TO BE A TRUTHER!!! WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU? A NON-TRUTHER?

    And since you think that truthers are delusional fringe elements in society, take a look at these military hero’s and intelligence officers who also KNOW that 911 is an inside job.
    http://www.opednews.com/articles/genera_al…

    http://patriotsquestion911.com/Counterterr…

    Why don’t you try telling some of those people they’re nutjobs?

    And, how about responding to a couple of the questions Charlie Sheen asked? Isn’t that what news reportage is about?

    But you can’t, because if you do that, you’d have to confront indisputable facts instead of just parroting the official line.
    So hey, consider this a challenge:

    Refute 2 of Charlie Sheen’s actual QUESTIONS to Obama. YOU CAN DO IT!!! YOU’RE SO SMART!!! COME ON MAN DO IT!!!

    BUT YOU WON’T
    BECAUSE YOU CAN’T
    BECAUSE YOU ARE OWNED.

    PEACE FREEDOM TRUTH JUSTICE BROTHERHOOD
    D

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  • 344thBrother

    911 TRUTHERS:
    U.S. State Department
    Terrell E. Arnold, MA– Former Deputy Director of Counter-Terrorism and Emergency Planning, U.S. State Department. Mr. Arnold is a leading expert on terrorism and counter-terrorism and the author of several books on the subjects.

    Angelo Codevilla, PhD– Former U.S. State Department Foreign Service officer specializing in U.S. intelligence operations in Western Europe. Member of President-elect Ronald Reagan’s State Department transition team and principal author of the team’s report on intelligence.

    Edward Peck– Former Deputy Coordinator, Covert Intelligence Programs, U.S. State Department. He later served as Deputy Director of the White House Task Force on Terrorism under President Ronald Reagan. Mr. Peck, a 32-year veteran of the U.S. Foreign Service, also served as U.S. Ambassador and Chief of Mission in Iraq 1977 – 1980.

    National Security Agency,Lt. Col. Karen Kwiatkowski, PhD.
    Pentagon eye-witness and a former member of the staff of the Director of the National Security Agency,Lt. Col. Karen Kwiatkowski, PhD, U.S. Air Force (ret), is a severe critic of the official account of 9/11. A contributing author to the 2006 book 9/11 and American Empire: Intellectuals Speak Out, edited by David Ray Griffin and Peter Dale Scott, she wrote, “I believe the [9/11] Commission failed to deeply examine the topic at hand, failed to apply scientific rigor to its assessment of events leading up to and including 9/11, failed to produce a believable and unbiased summary of what happened, failed to fully examine why it happened, and even failed to include a set of unanswered questions for future research.”

    Maj. John M. Newman, PhD, U.S. Army (ret) – Former Executive Assistant to the Director of the National Security Agency.

    CIA
    Raymond McGovern, 27-year veteran of the CIA, who chaired National Intelligence Estimates during the 1970’s. “There are a whole bunch of unanswered questions. And the reason they’re unanswered is because this [Bush] administration will not answer the questions.” “I think at simplest terms, there’s a cover-up. The 9/11 Report is a joke,”

    William Christison, a 29-year CIA veteran, former National Intelligence Officer (NIO) and former Director of the CIA’s Office of Regional and Political Analysis describes the 9/11 Commission Report as a “joke”

    CIA
    Robert Baer CIA veteran who has questioned the official account of 9/11. A 21-year CIA veteran and specialist in the Middle East, Baer was awarded the Career Intelligence Medal upon his retirement in 1997. Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Seymour Hersh wrote that Baer “was considered perhaps the best on-the-ground field officer in the Middle East.”

    Twenty-five former U.S. military officers have severely criticized the official account of 9/11 and called for a new investigation. They include former commander of U.S. Army Intelligence, Major General Albert Stubblebine, former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense, Col. Ronald D. Ray, two former staff members of the Director of the National Security Agency; Lt. Col. Karen Kwiatkowski, PhD, and Major John M. Newman

    Capt. Daniel Davis is a former U.S. Army Air Defense Officer and NORAD Tac Director. After his military service, Capt. Davis served for 15 years as a Senior Manager at General Electric Turbine (jet) Engine Division and then devoted an additional 15 years as founder and CEO of Turbine Technology Services Corp., a turbine (jet engine) services and maintenance company.

    David MacMichael, PhD– Former Senior Estimates Officer at the CIA with special responsibility for western hemisphere affairs at the CIA’s National Intelligence Council. Prior to joining the CIA, he served as a U.S. Marine Corps officer for ten years and for four years as a counter-insurgency advisor to the government.

    Retired U.S. Navy ‘Top Gun’ pilot Commander Ralph Kolstad. “I was also a Navy fighter pilot and Air Combat Instructor and have experience flying low altitude, high speed aircraft. I could not have done what these beginners did. Something stinks to high heaven!”

    TRUTHERS! THEY SO NUTTY!!!
    :D
    D

  • Dead Ed

    I’m sad to report today a death of a good friend to all of us…..Journalism, the once esteemed 4th estate of our nation and the protector of our freedoms and a watchdog of our rights has passed away after a long struggle with a crippling and debilitating disease of acute dishonesty aggravated by advanced laziness and the loss of brain function.

    Journalism once proudly patrolled our society and sought to tell us the stories that informed and sometimes inspired us.  They also presented the news that would irritate us—and the irritation was not over the delivery, but the content as corruption and misdeeds were revealed. 

    In recent years, journalism had grown increasingly dependent on spin-doctor spoonfeeding and the circular and insular quoting of other journalists instead of attempting to locate and quote actual first person sources. 

    When Van Jones, one of over 30 unelected czars was caught with bright red lips making outrageous statements about Republicans, police officers, and it being discovered of his belonging to numerous radical groups, the media was incapable of so much as a notice of his record and only mentioned him at the time of his resignation.  While providing cover for President Obama and many of his contradictory statements, several practicing journalists broke their arms patting themselves on the back and broke their legs tripping over their own words.  The fall brought about serious head injuries rendering the profession with only a minimal brain function.  Despite heroic efforts at the White House to show tender and thoughtful love to friendly reporters, journalism has slipped from the news pages of major papers.

    Survivors include the American people, who long ago stopped buying the ink-stained drivel that smeared the pages of paper and the people who attempted to read it.  No memorial is planned as the practitioners of propaganda seem to be unaware that they have passed away and continue to publish anyway.     
    MH

  • Hotsnewark

    Hey, Emilio:
    How about 5 minutes with Paula Abdul??

  • Dead Ed

    They should bury Obamacare with Ted Kennedy.

  • Dead Ed™

    Barack Obama must think he is God. For instance, with Joe Biden in tow while campaigning in Toledo, Ohio, he promised,

    “We will create five-million new, high-wage jobs by investing in the renewable sources of energy that will eliminate the oil we currently import from the Middle East in ten years, and we will create two million jobs by rebuilding our crumbling roads, schools, and bridges.”

    Wow! That is a total of seven-million jobs to be created by investing. (In recent speeches the numbers have varied considerably. This god is not consistent.) Obama (and Joe) will create–just as

    “In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.” (Genesis 1:1)

    It is probably pertinent that God didn’t create jobs for Adam and Eve but left that responsibility in their hands. Perhaps the Prophet of Change and his sidekick are more considerate, more industrious, or more knowledgeable. From an essay entitled

    “Barack Almighty,”

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