Elizabeth Taylor Dead At 78

Elizabeth Taylor dead



Actresses Elizabeth Taylor is dead at the age of 78.


Taylor who was best known for her role as the voice of Maggie Simpson in a 1992 episode of “The Simpsons”, passed away earlier today during a routine colonoscopy.


“She died with dignity”, said Elizabeth Taylor’s physician Dr Murray Goldstein. “In all my years of scoping the colons of the elderly, I’ve had a few drop dead, but none with as much grace or class as Elizabeth. I mean she excreted very little feces and her gas was surprisingly tolerable for a dead woman.”


Elizabeth Taylor is survived by her record setting 12 ex-husbands. Services will be held on Wednesday at the Beverly Hills Funeral Home And Ice Cream Shop, on the corner of Rodeo Dr and Wilshire Blvd in Los Angeles. The family asks that mourners send cash.

 

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    This infidel harlot, spent her entire life, mocking Islam, by flaunting her disregard for sexual modesty.
    I hope she is enjoying her reunion with Richard Burton…in hell!

    Let this be a warning to all you filthy kuffars; you can spend your life in the western cesspool of immorality but Allah will always have the last say…and the last laugh.

    ALLAHU AKBAR

    • the white man

      fucking monkey allah will suck the cock of you all while jesus laughs

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        white asshole

        You show great disrespect to your false god jesus.
        You are a weak minded fool and you will pay for your blasphemy.

        Read the Qur’an and improve your life you full of shit mofo

        • Matt

          I have read the Quran and Mohammad was a pedophile and a rapist. His youngest wife Aisha was 6 and he used to finger his wifes even if they had their period. he was a sick person and a false prophet.

        • drake79

          what does your quran teaches you?to be terrorist?to be racist against your women in able for your men to feel superior?your a moron and yes your allah is one false prophet…maybe you need to read the Bible…your ass is a grass and im gonna be the lawnmower…

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            drunk asshole 79

            I’ll keep Allah and you can shove your bible up your ass.

            Eat shit and die mofo

            ALLAHU AKBAR

      • theheadchimp

        Whitey
        Laugh while you can pretty soon you will be a minority. The spooks and the wetbacks are taking over. Check the census reports, whites are getting rarer than a redheaded nigger.

        • Hot girl

          Wow I really like the way you insult people, but I’ll bet all the girls say that to you don’t they? BTW I am really into young to middle age reclusive unatractive computer thumpers that live with their mommy. The reason I mention this is because somehow I think you might fit the bill. Oh, did I mention I was also into virgins, but that also includes ass virgins and I am sure this criteria no longer fits your MO, however I am not sure if inatamate objects count so holla

          Yours Truly
          Amanda Hugginkiss

          • theheadchimp

            Hot girl….bullshit
            No girl that is hot calls herself hotgirl. You are probably have an ass like a donkey and a face like a mule. Your post did kind of sound like braying…I bet you have a crush on Eeyore don’t you.

          • IHateCelebs

            a -MAN-da Hugeasskiss,

            By calling yourself “Hot Girl” you might as well hold up a sign that says “I’m a man.”

            Lying crapweasel

      • Lolita

        Have some respect, especially if you are publishing – your language is unacceptable.

        • theheadchimp

          Lolita
          Why dont you show some respect you dumbass….choosing a screenname of a teenage whore is disrespectful.

    • L.O.V.E.

      You think you’re getting absolution with spreading hatred like that? Allah and God is the same. It’s LOVE!
      I feel really sorry for you! You’re never gonna get what you think you deserve with sending out that negativity. It all comes back to you. Wheter you belive that or not and regardless of your religion.

    • BabyAngel

      What the fuck is our problem?
      Can you stop the bull-shit about Allah.. because if you knew anything.. you would realize .. the tie between Allah(God) and the people.. is between one person and Allah(God)
      bas!
      You keep saying this shit, but you do all the bad things that Allah(God) says not to. So that makes you a hypocrite.
      In Islam you have people fall in love and them leave the marriage.. divorce and get married again, it’s a normal thing. Who are you to criticize those who do that?
      You’re making a fool of your self.. not only with your bull-shit on what you say is “Islam” but on your English.
      Mofo.. no one says that.
      Stop getting your punk, abusive, gay lord, pig snout ed ass humiliated everything you make a comment about religion… and face the facts.
      Plus the site your on… that you comment on, that’s suppose to be hating on those woman who wear clothes poorly… is promoting porn.. and making you “impure” for even looking at the women. You get so Horny off of all this shit.. won’t admit that you love it.. but say you hate it.
      You take a naked woman, love it, jerk off to it, then criticize it.
      Your a pig…an infidel, yourself.
      Flaunting.. what is she flaunting.
      Why don’t you do us all a favor… show us the true meaning of Islam. Enlighten us all with proof.
      That shows Islam is what it’s suppose to be.
      Unless your proof… is locked some where and can’t be seen at the moment. (Meaning it’s in your HEAD)… then no one wants to hear it.
      I’ll proudly say I have no religion to you, proudly call a man who beats, and discriminates woman, and how no disregard for her well being, other than her vagina and cooking skills.. a Gay Lord dip shit, cunt prick moron and fagot with no commonsense or brain.
      I mean all of this. And I’ll be proudly waiting for you to prove me wrong on all of this.
      Just give me a shout and let me know what your all about.
      mercy_2020@live.com
      There you are.. have fun … Enlighten me.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        babyshit

        You filthy mouthed whore.
        You sound like that asshole happy infidel.

        • turkish

          Senin popon çok orospu! your ass is very very bitch, fock you mother ignorant dog, mohammed is I do not put to you with the religions, is pathetic

          • Pretos

            WHAT?!?!?!? That’s almost funny… almost, but not quite.
            Suggestion: go to night school and learn English if you’re going to continue to attempt |to write & speak it. It’ll make it so much easier on yourself and those who try to read the garbled menagerie such as above when trying to communicate in forums such as this.
            Just a friendly suggestion.

    • cptbob

      WOW… In all my years of banging women in foreign lands (Vietnam to the Middle East), the Sharmutas who practice your fked up religion were the horniest, and most willing to please… in cars, behind a restaurant, in the parking lot of a university… under those veils and burkas lie some fine babes… who want it and get it from US servicemen.
      Just signed, a Grunt Officer

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        cpt homo

        Any infidel who brags about banging a Muslim woman is a damned liar; had you attempted such an act….you would have been stabbed to death and fed to wild dogs.

        It’s more likely you’re one of those sicko motherfuckers who sit in
        the parking lots of playgrounds, so you can oogle young boys and jack off.

        You are one sick-ass kuffar.

        Eat shit and die mofo

  • chris

    She not Dead dumbass

    • john

      lol some people are so gullable…correct she’s not dead

  • Amber

    I thought this thread was about paying respect and commenting on the death of a legend in film/tv if you feel the need to talk BS about race/religon go some where else goddamn ! RIP Liz u r a true Diva Legend and will be missed.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      amboner

      You thought wrong asshole.
      This site has no mercy on the immoral swine you westerners call celebs; we hate them all!

      I do agree with you on one thing; Liz was most definitely a devil.

      ALLAHU AKBAR

  • C

    This site is a joke.Muslim are a joke. Go eat some pork

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      cum stain

      You western swine are the joke.
      Look around; all over the world you see Muslims taking over.
      Pretty soon we will have all your women in burkas and locked away in our harems…. tending to the needs of Muslims.

      You can keep your pork.

      Suck on that one asshole

      • theheadchimp

        Abdulllah
        You are right, lately some of these assholes are just pathetic. Do they really have schools in the USA? If they do then some of them dumb muthafuckers must have skipped out on spelling and Cognitive Thinking.

  • Atheist

    Get that delusional muesli up on the pole. If there is his “allah”, she will cut his worthless dog/pig balls off for blasphemy and violence.

    By hte way, there is no “god” and all religious pepole will die anyway, so what is the point in fighting?

    Primitive primates. Even donkeys have more brain than you.

  • wendi

    @ abdullah n the monkey , muk wildy haloofs!!!

  • Carolina

    me parece increible que un mexicano este de parte de un musulman, cuando los mexicanos son los primeros en ser racistas, pero bueno lo peor es que un mexicano con lo caballero que suele ser acepte que un ignorante insulte a una mujer y sobre todo se meta con Jesús y con Dios que a ojos del mundo es el mismo! y dejen de pelear por una estupidez, que ninguno de aqui conocia a esta señora en persona y no les ha hecho nada para defenderla o no.

    • Pretos

      Again…. WHAT?!?!?!?!?
      Same comment as above. Wow.

  • Olatunde Aroloye

    THAT is Elizabeth Taylor?
    How was she identified- by the wig?

  • BegumFuckmah
  • theheadchimp

    It is incredible that Durka Durka published this news a month before anyone else. I hope this qualifies CelebJihad for a Pulitzer. Other news outlets could learn a thing or two from this great site.

  • IHateCelebs

    Durka Durka deserves a Nobel prize for getting this first! Durka Durka is certainly more deserving than the Kenyan Goatherder-in-chief.

  • http://www.celebjihad.com Durka Durka

    Thank you brothers! This is just a testament on how to beat the Zionist mainstream media to the scoop through the power of Allah.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      This is proof positive that Allah is on our side!

  • open the scroll

    This fag lover supported fag rights and aids research. She served Satan well. Aids is a plague sent from the Most High to those ass slammers.

  • zillaman

    head giving chimp, fuck you. and abdulla the cunt, shut the fuck up and get my tacos mother fuckers. still whats taking you long to post pics your moms harry smelly ooze driping cunt? fuck you head giving chimp you can learn a thing or two from abdulla the cunt too. for example abdulla can teach any person how to be a fucking wanabe and retard posser. and if your good he will toss your salad and fuck you in the ass like you love it all while prasing allah. the only side allah has is ass up so we the white devils can fuck you. open the scroll my ass. open your mouth and take abdullas jizz you fucking retard.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      dildo man

      I can see the niggers really worked you over in jail.
      You sure know all about “jail sex” activities. You must have made some coon a fine little bitch.

      Now I know why you’re throwing a hissy fit….you miss your jail cell “boyfriend.”
      I would say that it must suck to be you….but I think it’s more accurate to say, “to be you…you have to suck cock.”

      eat shit and die homoqueer

    • open the scroll

      Man you niggers are dumb. Buy a dictionary(which means go rob whitey AGAIN ) How’s that sicle cell treating you? Go die in a hole fuck face…

      • open the scroll

        Zilla nigger, yes dumb fuck, my sickle cell comment was meant for you coon.

  • theheadchimp

    zillaboy the repressed fairy
    You need a physiatric evaluation and you not going to find it here. I suggest you sashay down to the local Y and see if you can find some help.

  • theheadchinp

    Ooops I guess I don’t know how to spell. Sorry about that since I am always criticizing everyone else’s spelling and grammar. It should be spelled psychiatric and not the stupid way I spelt it..HAHAHA!!

    • theheadchimp

      Listen up you stupid twat, don’t you ever critique my spelling again. If you don’t know the difference between a physiatric evaluation and a psychiatric evaluation then I am not going to school you. By the way everyone knows its you Happy. You are so fucking stupid its obvious…..

  • zillaman

    head giving chip give it up pussy? talk all that shit all you do is talk stupid you so smart i would think this is way out of your class . then again you are a sad little turd. fuck you and your grammar.fucking useless idiot. twat, only twat you ever had is your sisters and your moms. it is obviouse how stupid you and abdulla the cunt are. you fags talk shit preteanding to be somthing else when in fact all you are is a pair of silly little fag’s. go get my tacos mother fuckers.

  • zillaman

    bout to go to the toilet thinking abdulla the cunt and fag boy head giving chimp know all bout the toilet. its the place your nasty ass cum driping mom gave birth to a pair of fucking stupid ass retards. i will take a shit, and call it allah, then repulsed by how deformed he is i will flush allah away to be with all other turds and be one big pile of shit like all you fags.

    • theheadchimp

      Go get the examination today! You are sick…..

  • zillaman

    and your white trash..