Elisha Cuthbert Naked On An Exercise Ball
Elisha Cuthbert, star of “24″ and “The Girl Next Door”, appears to be naked while on an exercise ball in the disturbing photo above.
Not only is this picture of Elisha Cuthbert grinding her sinful lady bits into an exercise ball blasphemous, but it is also improper use of gym equipment and a real health hazard.
This exercise ball is now almost certainly infected with a militant strain of gonorrhea, which may spread to Muslim gym members looking to tone their abs for suicide vest season.
Using this Elisha Cuthbert naked picture as evidence, us Muslims demand that all gyms (especially Curves) update their health code to require that all female members be circumcised, so this type of public health disaster will never happen again.
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Brothers, after thorough analysis, I believe I might have isolated 2 principal solutions to the problems of the current US political realm. For the sake of argument, let us momentarily assume that we are Americans and not Muslims. So the solutions would be:
1) Regeneration of the Right Wing : Transforming the current ‘Radical Right’ into ‘Right Wing Populism’ with the power vested in the constitution which is as close to ‘Direct Democracy’ as feasible
2) 1 Year tenure as opposed to the 4 year tenure of the US Government.
To elaborate No.2, a lot of time and words are required, and I do not wish to wear you out.
For No.1, the perfect illustration would be the Politics of Switzerland, mainly the Swiss People’s party. Switzerland is ruled by the Right Wing YET it the closest state in the world to a direct democracy.
Doesn’t this strike you with something? Of course it does ! It means, that the problem essentially lies with the US Right wing and conservationists who are not able to merge democracy and conservatism successfully.European Right wing is a lot more liberal than the US Right wing.
For instance, Abortion: US Right wing has always been against abortion, Swiss Right wing has always been Pro Abortion.
The proper solution at this time would be to merge conservatism with democratic liberty, redifining the meaning of Right Wing Polictics in US
On the bright side, when us muslims takeover the US of A, they would be blessed by the Great Sharia Law anyway, hence they need not make any effort as it is.
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Don’t touch anything !
Brother Barack is doing a brilliant job and doesn’t need your TLDR monologues : Brother Barack Hussein steals the guns of the dumb murkins, and he will give their few non-aborted children to homoqueers. Hahaha !!
Brother Barack knows best how to undermine every fundamentals of this kuffar country. We’ll just have to pick the ripe fruit at the right time.
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No one asked your opinion, Negro
I am not surprised that it is ‘TLDR’ for your tiny negro brain
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Give me one of those nice, new F-16 that Brother Obama just sent to Egypt and I would take care of everything in an afternoon.
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Why make a fake of someone who has done so much nudity?
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Disgusting! Shut this filthy site right now!!!! My kids could see this!
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Mrs. Carla,
Your kid (the John character above) IS seeing this.
You should have given him a better education.
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This whore was probably googling “Elisha Cuthbert + vagina” and she pretends to give us decency lessons ?
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Carly will you stop ruining the fun. if ur kids saw this, wouldnt it be ur fault? Dumb bitch
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YEA! Your kids are probly still in shock from the gang bang they had on my ass last night!!! SEXY toddlers!!
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YEA! You already notisse that Im a big retard. That’s me. . Yikes! Now I must go masterbate and seat my arse upon a big dildo.a big dildo. dildo. very big. YEA!!!
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You claim to make these wonderful people shut this site down intending your children can see this “filthy site” meanwhile, you’re a girl. Most of this, 99.9% of this is women porn and you have a girl name? Awkward on your part my friend, very awkward.
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Goooorrrgeeeooouuussss!!!! Wow!
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You said “appears” again.
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Jack Bauer…….
…she does appear to be naked…..do you need a new monitor…..?
She could be wearing anklets or a butt-plug….
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Fair use argument..leaving themselves an out. Always smart.
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I want to lick the ball in the spot where she is sitting.
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The image of that nearly made me vomit. No amount of Lysol disinfectant could ever clean off all the revolting germs and filth left from that sinful snatch.
May the Elisha skank quickly sit back down while you’re lapping up the filth, and your head gets stuck up her smelly puss. What a Kodak moment that would be!
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ewww
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this infidel whore will surely get punished for this sinfull act by getting stoned with rocks the size of that ball
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I wish to be present for the stoning.
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That whore had best be careful or that ball will shoot up her giant puss and be gone forever.
Ha…I really don’t give a damn. All I want to do is kill her with the AK-47.
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Obviously fake common
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Brothers, please pray for my soul to be saved from the hellfire!
Sinner or no, I am having trouble not thinking about licking her lady parts. Of course, it is against the dictates of shame and modesty that the same limb of the body which recites the Qur’an and makes the Zikr of Allah (Subhanahu wa Ta’ala) be used for such an act. The Fuqahaa (Jurists) have ruled that it is Makrooh Tahreemi (highly reprehensible) for one to do such an act. Still I think of it.
Truly western whores are to be despised. They should all have a snizz that smells of garbage truck juice, like my 4 wives do , and then I would not have these desires, Alhamdulillah!
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Further to this I would like to express some thoughts on the despicable western invention of popno.
Pornography is a technological form of adultery and fornication and a major sin.
It is even worse than fornicating with an animal or even worse than fornicating with a corpse.
An animal is a living creation; a corpse is also a creation, albeit dead.
Pornography exhibits pictures. There is no life at all in them.
Imagine a lifeless object playing havoc in one’s heart, mind and soul. The eyes are polluted with the evil that’s on the screen. The mind and soul reacts to those lifeless pictures.
If one engages in an illicit relationship with a corpse, what’s the difference between that and lifeless pictures?
How low can we stoop to allow lifeless pictures to control and fulfill our passions?
Furthermore, pornography addiction could be worse than drug addiction. A drug addict could be rehabilitated and detoxified.
Over time, the effects of drugs come out of his system.
In the case of a porn addict, the sight of porn pictures may remain in his heart and mind for a long time. At times, the sight remains whilst in Salaah or in other forms of Ibadat.
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Fucked Hard,
Since I am a straight male, I solve the problem quickly by banging a nice wet pussy. A homo like you however can only get more stressed as he jerks his puny penis off to huge quantities of gay anal porn .
The cure is simple. Pick up a 12 gauge, stick the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger. Gay porn addiction now gone.
Man, I should start a career as a shrink.
Eat shit and die mofo
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Moshe Dayan says: “Since I am a straight male”
Ha Ha Ha Ha !
Jews do have a sense of humour !
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Did Moshe just say he had pussy? Ah ha ha ha ha! Keep dreamin’ boy.
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Sorry boys, we Jews have pussy thrown at us. If you’ve ever seen that Jew Ron Jeremy, you’d know why. Jews have HUGE penises. Also, a survey of horny women who like to fuck a lot worldwide shows that circumcised wangs are the object of their salivatory desire.
No doubt you fags are now thinking, “How can I become a Jew”. Well you can’t fucktards, it’s a limited membership club and you ain’t invited. Go fuck yourselves while your sister fucks us.
Eat shit and die mofo
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Uninformed Jew
Circumcision is most prevalent in the Muslim world
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mangina…
stupid fag….you are about as straight as the letter S.
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Anal Abdullah,
Other than your stomach, the only place that has more cum is the Tikrit gloryhole floor.
You are no doubt cranky because your favorite gerbil died but relax, Homo Hashim’s fist will feel just as good on the other side of your sphincter.
Got Crisco?
Eat shit and die mofo
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mangina
you dream about getting a pair of nigger lips so you can be the glory hole blow-job queen.
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Jihad. I’m not going to call you a terrorist, as you did what you believe was right. But please think about this. If a US soldier came to your country and tried to blow up a bus full of children and elderly, would you give him a second chance, take him in and care for him?
The ‘harlots’ which you post on your site do not call themselves Muslims, so you should respect them as their beliefs are different to yours. They will in turn respect your beliefs, and the world is a happier place. This is what most Americans call the modern world.
I am not trying to change your beliefs, as I respect them very much. But please think about one more thing. You have set up what most people use as a porn site. Are you now any better than them?
Thank you.
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Nobody…….
….how do you come to the conclusion that this is a porn site…??
It is clearly a matching site for elderly “Western” grandmothers attempting to make one last use of their bodies before they turn 25…..
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We ‘are’ better sir. Yes we are better. We only set up the site to illuminate the behaviors that have destroyed western society and made it so vulnerable to us. These harlots have behaved like pigs, and they must be hunted down and killed. But first to do that, we must infiltrate your society.
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America in particular has been destroyed by sex and nudity and worshiping of whores.
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Any woman who removes the Burks in front of a man other than her husband must logically be executed. We will decide the rules by which you Americans will live. To begin with, we will take away your freedoms and free will.
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Men will be allowed a wife, but even when fucking her to procreate, he is not allowed to enjoy it, and she must actually suffer pain and hate the act. For this reason mating will only take place in a refridgerated enclosure such as a meat locker or cold storage freezer.
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My views are the only views that matter, and they are the only views that will be realized.
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What’s faster then a homo Muslim running to the gloryhole? His gay ‘brother’ Hashim behind him with the strap-on. What’s faster then both? The 5.56mm round fired from my M-4.
Suck it queers.
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She is so hot I want to lick those tits
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I still keep some of my foreskin as a lucky charm;)
Now if you excuse my I gotta do my bubbies laundry.
Shalom!
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you are all gay fucking pedos likes to play with kids you rape jews your cocks are that small your wife tells you to stick it up her ass i hope obamas f16 would fuck you all up.
MOTHER FUCKERS DIE A SHIT DEATH AND I WILL COME AND SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE CAMEL JOCKIES TERD STABBERS DIE
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your a twat. muslim beliefs they shouldn’t even look at naked picture of women the wifes are so ugly they make them dress like postboxes they kill there own people then wounder why no one likes the they rape young girls.
FUCKING RAG HEADS I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!!!!!!
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At least she is not used goods and a total whore
like some actresses in Hollywood.
I’d consider giving her the hot lethal injection,
and paddling her behind til it bleeds.
Praise Allah !
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I’d sure love to 69 Ms Cuthbert and cum in her mouth and make her cum in mine.
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I’d pay to see it.
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I sure do like a series of American Caucasian spunk shots right to my open jaws. the west give the best blowjobs, at the gloryhole of America of course.
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