Ebert vs Sheen On Twitter – Sheen Winning

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Renowned cocksman and honorary Muslim, Charlie Sheen took to his Twitter account to defend himself against slander from the freakishly deformed movie critic Roger Ebert.

As you can see in the Twitter exchange above, Ebert unfairly attacks Sheen, calling him lonely. Of course it is only through the evils of modern Western medicine and social media that Roger Ebert is even still able to express his opinion, considering Allah in his infinite wisdom inflicted his jaw with cancer.

Of course being the winner that he is Charlie Sheen easily outwits Roger Ebert by sarcastically tweeting back that banging 5 women at once sure is lonely. To which there was no response from Ebert, probably because his nurse maid is still wiping the dribble from his prosthetic chin.

  • Akbar Goldstein

    Roger Ebert does not have tiger blood like this Charlie Sheen or every Muslim man. All womans of the West want the mans with tiger blood!!! Praise be to Allah!!!!

  • open the scroll

    Shut the fuck up ‘ole crooked jaw. Allah has punished you for marrying a mudturtle and promoting a fag loving culture with your awful “cinematic” views. DIE ALREADY !!

  • Allah

    Thank Allah that you m uslim scum never win like Sheen =D

  • god lover

    its nice how you push your religous beliefs on people by bringing up allah in a conversation regarding to christians. pardon my spelling im an ignorant muslim….. jihad bitches

  • LOL

    Allah is fake. you suck. lol. later.