Dennis Hopper, Star of ‘Super Mario Bros.,’ Dead at 74

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Dennis Hopper, the famed actor best know for his role in Super Mario Bros., has died of “prostate cancer” at the age of 74. Hopper’s death comes just one day after fellow thespian Gary Coleman died of a “stroke.”

While the media will tell you that both men died of natural causes, this is nothing but a smoke screen. CelebJihad.com would like to claim responsibility for both deaths, and the deaths of all celebrities over the past two years. This is yet another triumph in Islam’s continuing battle against the Zionist-Crusader alliance. And not to make any threats, but TV’s Alan Thicke should tread very, very lightly.

Allahu Akbar!

R.I.P. Dennis Hopper.

 

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  1. Jabbar ibn Husayn al-Mutrah says:

    Allahu akbar!

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  2. Andrea Mudge says:

    Why did you put the words “stroke” and “prostate cancer” in quotes? Are you doubting these causes of death or just overusing quotation marks?

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  3. vanessa says:

    Really dont think he was mainly known for being king koopa on the mario bros movie. I think there are better movies he was known for like EASY RIDER, common lol. He was an awsome actor and im very sad to hear he is gone. Im off to watch easy rider in his memory and if i had a joint to smoke (or still did smoke lol ) id be doin that too

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  4. miley stinks says:

    actually they died when they smelled miley’s pussy

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  5. Bob Saget says:

    It’s called satire you CUNTS. I personally loved him for his role in the epic film Blue Velvet. He was also the inspiration for the band A Well Dressed Man.

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