Demi Moore Prostitutes Herself On Twitter

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Demi Moore Twitter



Just hours after Star Magazine ran the story that Demi Moore’s husband Ashton Kutcher had cheated on her with a younger and more virile woman, Demi obviously in a jealous rage posted this scandalous picture of herself in a bikini on her Twitter account.


Shame on Demi Moore for acting out like this bringing shame upon herself and her family. The Qur’an is very clear that Ashton Kutcher did nothing wrong by sleeping with another woman. It is perfectly natural for Ashton to want to find a mate who’s ovaries have not dried up, so that she may bare him a male heir.


Demi Moore should accept her place at her husband’s foot, and not worry herself with the affairs of her man. Her job is to tend to the household chores, harvest crops, and to fill in for the oxen when they are too tired to plow the fields.


Demi has brought great shame to her clan with this bikini Twitter pic. I expect her punishment from Ashton will come swiftly and be very severe. Allahu Akbar!

 

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Add a comment 21 Responses to “Demi Moore Prostitutes Herself On Twitter”
  1. Modern Women says:

    This is satire, right?

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  2. Fat Housewife says:

    I hope so… Otherwise i really disagree with the part about there being nothing wrong with what Ashton did. She still shouldn’t get away with all her nude and borderline-nude modeling, that nasty standard-raiser shouldn’t

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  3. Dar al-Harb says:

    If one of my wives was to shame me like this I would call her brothers and uncles to help me kill her! How could a woman do this to her family? She is obviously an immoral whore! No doubt she slept with other men while married to Ashton. He will be the laughing stock of my village until he slays her. Actually everyone in my home village already thought he was a bitch anyways! I mean COME ON, what kind of “man” would shave his face?! Men who shave their faces are homoqueers who try to imitate women! Ashton, quit being a pussy. Grow a beard and crush that whores skull! Allahu Akbar!

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  4. Shigeru says:

    Good point …probably the smartest thing you camel fuckers have ever said.

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  5. meh says:

    fuck..she’s like 60..let’s move on..

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  6. Allahu Akbar says:

    Mr.Kutcher should absolutely punish his wife as I would. When any of my girls shame our relationship,
    I am strict and to the point. First I point at the one who is in trouble, then I take action by sodomizing them. This instills discipline and respect for me. Now a days my women do as I tell them. I really love my camels. Allahu Akbar!

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  7. Al-Qaeda says:

    T-n-T oh….We mean T-n-A! Amerika! We lo’ dis conthree! Teets..and ass!. We are tired of Khomeini and hees camels. He tells us to be true to heem. We are. He tells us to love the camels. We tried. When they lay, ass too low. When they stand, ass to high. Not even we have seen Khomeini fokin’ hees camels. Why should we? Amerika, forgive us. We’ ll tell Khomeini to blow it out hees ass before we blow ourselves up. The infidel! We’ll blow hees ass into the next life so he can meet hees 72 virgin gay brothers! Camel ass smells better the Khomeini. The infidel! May your beard catch on fire and die you infidel!!!

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  8. A REAL muslim says:

    Sexist.

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    • Abdullah The Butcher says:

      Now I have proof you are a fake Muslim!

      No Muslim would ever use the word sexist. That is a pussified infidel term.

      You will die a thousand deaths for this impersonation of Gods people. You will goof up like all stupid kuffars do and a vengeful Jihadist will cut you into cat food.

      Be prepared to meet Satan and spend trillions of years roasting in hell!

      ALLAHU AKBAR

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  9. dollface says:

    wat kind of a fucking wrbsite is this? a muslum version of celebbuzz? lol u have got to be kidding me no offense but this writer is a sexist brainless dickhead we woman r not dogs or tools to like, be used and ordered around k?in case u idiots didnt knoew we r in the year 2010 things have changed woman have had rights since like 1920 so y the fuck all the sexist talk so demi moore took a pic in a bikini wow omg we should kill her lol its perfectly normal to take pics in bikinis u know not like shes the only girl in the world who does that and ashton is a manhoe how can he betry his own wife by sleeping with another woman i feel sorry for demi she probably feels betrayed and sad she should so get a divorce

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    • Abdullah The Butcher says:

      dollface

      Stop your mindless posts!
      I hope you are good at whoring because your brain is mush…..even by American standards.

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  10. demi lovesvodka says:

    whore

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  11. Save This Country says:

    “Dollface”, how old are you? Still in high school? College maybe? You probably speak the very same way you write. Simply how you use of the word “like”. Over used. Not just by you, but a large number of the younger generation also. It shows the level of education today. You see it on television and hear it on radio. It has already been known about cheating in some colleges and universities. Who’s to say it doesn’t happen in public/private schools? Cell and camera phones to cheat with. We could blame it on technology. But those have to be purchased first. So who’s next in line? People.The music these past several years and today are another factor. I don’t claim to be perfect or much less have a college education, but not even my peers communicate as bad as this generation has shown. Shameful. America may be a free country but some of the choices people make/made and/or their morals will some day corrupt this country more than ever imagined. Wait until they’re old enough to vote or represent this government. Terrorist are the least of our worries. May God have mercy on this country and our souls. Just for shits-n-giggles, it’ll be “like” people don’t care no more. (2 negatives)

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  12. tamer says:

    i just realised this site, but u guys r pathetic and i have 2 add Lame with the islamic shit, wow u guys r a bunch of fucking losers. get a life wow

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    • Abdullah The Butcher says:

      tumor

      Shut the fuck up, you stupid, illiterate, nigger.

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      • BabyAngel says:

        Is that how you insult everyone? … really? by constant use of the word nigger? =/
        Can’t you find a better way to insult? …. cause really.. your obsessiveness with niggers is getting trying.

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        • theheadchimp says:

          Asshole angel
          You protest quite a bit for someone who is “supposed to be white”. Everytime you post your stupid shit the nigger detector goes off and it is seldom wrong….

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  13. theheadchimp says:

    Asshole angel
    In case you couldn’t understand the above post, here is one I know you will..
    Yous bees bitchin lot for a white bitch. Wen u post the niggarz radar bes going off and sheet and it be right on. Muh dik u honkey (not) bitch.

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  14. Abdullah The Butcher says:

    Angel shit

    Yew sure iz sents-ative aboutz niggaz and bein called a nigga.

    That’s too fucking bad…..nigger.

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