Demi Lovato Poops In The Woods
Celeb Jihad has just learned that teen singing and acting sensation Demi Lovato poops in the woods! According to a good friend of Demi’s whenever she has to “take a wicked dump” she likes to run out into the woods behind her house and “pop a squat”.
First off this is disgusting and totally irresponsible. Did Demi ever think about what would happen if a bear happens by and steps in her poop? It is liable to go into a rage, find a small child, and rip its head off!
Also what if Demi farts by some dry leaves while she is out there. It could start a forest fire! I hope for Demi’s sake she has nothing to do with the wildfires outside of LA right now.
Demi has got to realize she is a role model and can not go running out and pooping in the woods whenever she feels like it. I really hope her fans know better then to try and imitate Demi, if not our nations forests could end up being engulfed by teen poop.
Wow, what a scoop!
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o wow! this is something dumb that someone made up! what losers
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I don’t know, it seems pretty real to me.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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LOL. im w/ shut up. im pretty sure thats a real scoop lady. your dumb and naive if you dont believe it
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ou are so stuoid why you say that fuck you
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This is insane. Somebody is making up a story. That whole bear thing is insane. Whoever wrote that probably lives in the city and has never seen a real bear outside of a zoo. And farting does not start forest fires. Come on! Find something at least a little bit legit to comment on.
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This is a lie! Demi Lovato can’t poop due to a rare genetic disorder. She expels her waste vocally.
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like really this whole stupid story is all made up god when will people get a life
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nonsense! Stop right now! I KNOW Demi, and she is NOT like that! And what do you mean ‘a close friend’????! A fan that got her autograph?! They’re as much her ‘close friend’ as I’m Demi herself!!! I do know Demi, and not only is she an extremely polite person, she is very thoughtful, and reserved. I was investigating this gossip on Demi’s behalf. You people really need to get off her back! And all other celebrities, for that matter! Rumors HURT people! If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all!!!! As a final statement to all of you people- don’t believe everything you read! For example, Miley Cyrus DIED!!! 5 times!!!! Now that’s what I call roadkill!!! This is not true. Follow me on twitter- DYoshinaga
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Also, I’ll have you know that not only has Demi never pooped in the woods, she’s never even pooped outside her house. When Disney hired her she took her first paycheck and invested in a poop closet, which is where she has pooped since then. She’s saving them up until eBay has another celebrity poop auction for charity. We’re hoping that they do it soon, as the poop is starting to spill into the front hallway every time she opens the poop closet door. I know this because I am her close, personal friend and I have pooped with her in her poop closet on many occasions.
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damynm that dirty skank so vile I wanna throw up
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this is HILARIOUS. come on people take a joke(: i love demi and her music but ya gotta know when to lighten up. sure it’s stupid, but i bet Demi herself would crack up if she read this.
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Dumbest story ever. Find something real to write about next time. Thanks!
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haha, thats gold. i pooped in my backyard with my friends :]
wth you making fun of Demi for with the wildfires. your messed up, stop picking on her!
she can do whatever she wants, i like her even more that she can poop outside cause i did that too and its fun! hehe
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it is funny but stop targeting on her
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EWWWWWW EWWWW EWWWWWW FIRST NAKED PICS NOW THIS?? SLUT!
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WTF demi never took nudes you idiot, that would be vanessa hudgens. Ha wat a dimwit
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dimwit? are you 5 ? fuck off dumbass bitch
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wth, this is just some bull…..and if she does so wut, soil is made out of poop!
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I’m pretty sure soil is made out of soil.
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nasty skankk
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this is so fake
but it made me lol
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what’s next HERPES???
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That is the most ridiculous rumor I have ever heard! Who is her close friend?? A slimy paparazzi perhaps?? I think that Demi Lovato would be so upset that some person who has no other life than to make up rumors about her that are totally 100% NOT TRUE!!!!
Demi Lovato is a beautiful person both inside and out!
Demi Lovato Rocks! So all you haters don’t just follow something that you hear over the internet cause chances are they are not true!!
Love Ya Demi :)
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Whatever bitch runs this website needs to die.
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Jezzz man!!! Get a life!!! Talking that kind off stuff about her is just not fair. First off, how come u b so sure that its not made up, most of the stuff i read about is fake. Besides, y would she tell that kind of crap to a friend thats something that at least i wouldnt do, and even if she did say it it probably was a joke.
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I wanna apologize for what i said. After all, ITS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT YOU ARE SUCH A LAME, STUPID, AND TERRIBLE REPORTER THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE UP STUFF TO KEEP YOUR JOB AND BE ABLE TO PAY FOR YOUR 1989 CAR. iM REAALY SORRY.
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^^^^^^^^^^^shutup you fags go hump a tree! no1 cares what you people have to say
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If no 1 cares then y r u reading them? u contradict yourself
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cuz I run this shit fagget suck a dick
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Ok, people. Listen up:
The reason for the fires in CA is because the fucking freakenvironmentalist Liberals who care more for animals than they do humans.
It’s called “IRRIGATION”.
They won’t let farmers water their crops because they want to save the minows and other small fish, snails, ants and other stupid animal.
Same reason why they made it illegal to build any more refineraies, oil pumps and oil pipes.
It’s time we hold Liberals accountable for the deaths in CA caused by fires. Just like it’s time we hold them accountable for attacks on the Constitution for the gun grabbing Liberals that they are. Humans must be a 1st priority. God said so himself. But we must also care for the dumb animals… By eating them, fishing them, hunting them and controlling their population from crowding roads with their dead carcass.
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that’s just nasty of her ew
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ok this has got to be the dumbest article I’ve ever read. First off as incredibly stupid as it is, I loled pretty hard reading it second like everyone knows that pic is upside down, and lastly like who gives a fuck where she goes? Like I’ve never done it there and NEITHER HAS SHE, people do go in the woods
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haha people are so stupid, but this did make me laugh pretty hard. I love ya demi! Ha poops in the woods :P
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For all you Demi Lovato Haters Let him amongst you who is without sin cast the first stone.
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demi is awsome and i know she dont poop in the woods its just really dumb but ill have to say it was funny but really hurtful because u is talking about somebody u dont know how they might feel.AND STOP TARGETING DEMI ASSHOLES FUCK everybody who dont like Demi because Demi so awsome.Shes one of the best celebrity rock on Demi.Dont forget me Ratisha.excuse my language not how i was raised just really mad.
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Demi i didnt write the stupid article but dont look at it as a rude or hurtful commet.look at it as a dumb article and whoever wrote it need to get a life. they r only picking on u because they jealous or have a personal graudge against u.Thats all
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Dumb idiot
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this article is so real. im not the source i saw her w/ my own eyes pooping in the woods. and theres a picture in the article. my god people, stop buying into the jewish media’s hype machine. open your eyes to the truth, this girl poops in the woods!
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Finally, a site that’s not afraid to write the truth.
Classic….keep up the good work boys and girls!
Be careful out there kiddo and pray smokey the bear doesn’t drop by why your making the proverbial drop.
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Wow. Some people are running out of gossip ideas. The poor idiots. I hope they find a cure for their dumbness soon.
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I totally think you’re right. I mean this is absolute crap.
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