Demi Lovato Looks Like A Linebacker With Tits

Demi Lovato



Disney star Demi Lovato continued her futile attempt to be sexy by showing off her new fake breasts in a tight red dress in the photo above. Unfortunately for Demi Lovato she is built like a house, and looks like a linebacker with tits in this photo.


If Demi Lovato is really serious about this “sexy” image she is going for, perhaps she should work on being less of a fat ass. Now I appreciate breeding hips as much as the next guy, but there is a difference between a sturdy woman who can work a plow then squat down in the field and birth a son, and Demi Lovato who is just a lazy, flabby, self-entitled bitch.


Demi Lovato needs to learn the only way she is ever going to even remotely sexy is if she loses weight, wears the burka, and prostrates herself before a Muslim man. Even then it would be quite a stretch to call her sexy.

 

  • ahhgmed

    YEah but a mouth is a mouth. Allah Akbar!

  • jake steel

    I would fuck the shit out of her

  • Dooky

    Obviously the writer of this article is a pro-rexic and thinks girls as grossly thin as Leann Rimes are sexy. FAIL on this article, Demi Lovato looks fine to me!

  • theheadchimp

    Its the new fall “Dick Butkus” look and all the starlets will trying their best to look like a coked up football player.

  • Anubis

    Demi does indeed have a very fat ass. Looking at her rotund derriere, I’ve came to the conclusion that she is possibly part black, because as everyone knows, Nigger whores are known to have very fat ugly butts to go with their homely faces.

    But it is possible that she may be grossly constipated that it backed up in her buttocks something fierce. Maybe if she took a few more dumps in the woods, and did some basic exercising, like getting up and down on her knees servicing men, then she could lose some of that gross ugly fat in her butt.

    • Ali bin Fuqrab

      “But it is possible that she may be grossly constipated that it backed up in her buttocks something fierce.”

      Regular consumption of Mexican food is widely know to have that side effect.

  • Mohammed Al-Islam Fakir

    Praise Mohammed! I’d like to cleanse Demi Lovato of her sins if I had the chance. When I say “cleanse” I mean rape! She looks like a nigger to me, too.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    demi has that classic “main battle tank” figure us Muslims look for in a well digger and mule skinner.

  • dsl

    the dude or chick that wrote this is 1 dumbass virgin mFer

  • dsl

    didnt was just win the war vs the sand dollars? why they hatin on DL

    • theheadchimp

      dsloser
      Who’s hating on a psychotic cutter? The truth hurt you muthafucker? You ain’t won shit, try winning the war on niggers if you want to brag about something.

  • Kahlid

    I know one thing for sure: this wetback kuffar whore needs to stop cutting herself and pooping in the woods.

    • Taylor Swift

      You are most wise, oh Great Imam! If convert to Islam will you slam my choc. starfish with your huge Muslim man missile?

  • ji ni lee

    yeah, you are the kind of Muslims who are really too disgusting for words and I absolutely hate your types.
    hope you all die. ciao!