Demi Lovato Gets Engaged To Her Girlfriend

Demi Lovato engaged

Disney lesboqueer Demi Lovato just got engaged to her girlfriend of just 3 weeks Pat Fingerton.

One of the most active young lesbians in Hollywood, Demi Lovato has an impressive list of lesbian conquests to her name including Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus. However, now it appears as though Demi Lovato’s wild carefree days of licking strange cooch in the back of some run down lesbo dive bar are over.

Demi Lovato is ready to settle down and marry her bull dyke girlfriend Pat. Of course gay marriage is still illegal in the United States, but the country lacks the moral fortitude to properly punish those who break the law.

To the best of my knowledge not even one gay couple has been castrated and lashed for getting gay married in America. It is no wonder lesbians like Demi Lovato are openly flaunting their gay engagements. Until the US steps up and at least lightly tortures gays for trying to get married, the moral decay of their country will continue. Allahu Akbar!

  • Jessica

    don’t you have anything better to do? demi is not a lesbian and that is not her girlfriend!

  • Joe Jonas’s Girl

    Dem is a lesbian. Congrats on getting engaged to your girlfriend Demi. I’m so glad that you didn’t get engaged to Joe. I agree that Miley is a lesbian. Miley is a lesbian too. You for got to mention that Taylor Swift is a lesbian. I hate Demi. I hate all of her fans. Her fans need to realize that she is a bad role model and that she has no talent. I can’t stand her. I hate her as much as Taylor Swift, Justin Beaver, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez. Demi is a b*tch and a h*e. Demi is as bad as Miley Cyrus.

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      I see your racist ass has returned.

    • Your Mom

      I thought I told yup to get off the internet Rebecca.

    • Reton Axwell

      Joe Jonas’s Bitch,
      Don’t you mean a bad “roll” model?

  • theheadchimp

    Joe Jonas is a homo girl
    You racist bitch, reading your posts is giving me a goddamn headache. Everyone who posts here is so positive except you. You hate everyone and everything. Your racist rants are such a turn off.

    • Possibly Liza

      Just leave her alone. Joe Jonas’s Girl is insulting celebrities, what more could you sadists want? You need to get your head out of Abdullah the Butcher’s camel’s orifices and think for a while. It’s a satire site, but the key word is JIHAD not SATIRE, and so-called “racist” rants aren’t at all contrary to jihad. Joe Jonas’s Girl may say some very strange things on other threads, but she’s right on in insulting Demi Lovato, so F off

      • Augustus “Cole Train” Cole

        The comment was more or less true, but Possibly Liza?
        Fuck, i thought she’d gone for good…

      • Joe Jonas’s Girl

        I agee with you. He needs to leave me alone. I don’t say strange things. Some gets me.

        • Possibly Liza

          1: theheadchimp
          Go jump off a cliff
          Better yet, become the chauffeur for the Ku Klux Klan and drive them off of a cliff since you’re so concerned with racism. It’ll get rid of a whole vehicle full of garbage (bonus points if you hit an abortion clinic on the way down; it’s all the rage in screwed up fundamentalism these days)
          2: Joe Jonas’s Girl
          What on Earth does “some gets me” mean? You claim that you don’t say strange things? Look back at the top 5 Katy Perry gifs… and on top of that “some gets me” makes no sense. Explain?

  • theheadchimp

    Possibly Lizard
    Bite me you dumb bitch. Its satire but truth is truth……..
    1. Joe Jonas girl is racist
    2. You are a fucking nitwit

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Lizard belongs in a frigging nitwit asylum.

    • Joe Jonas’s Girl

      I’m not racist.

      • Mamoud Ajhmadenajad president of Iran

        Possibly a Lizard
        Hope of the off the carpet munching you dumb dyke, even lesboqueers think you are repulsive!

  • Normal person who doesn’t unrationaly judge others

    What I don’t understand is why every famous girl or woman automaticly becomes a whore

  • theheadchimp

    They fuck and suck their way to the top. Its the American way. Do you understand that?