Demi Lovato And Selena Gomez Are Dating

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Well it is official Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are definitely lovers. Just look at these pics of the two of them together. The only thing that could make these pics more lesbianish is if there was some lube and a giant strap-on lying casually off to the side.


Based on my mastery of subtle body language I have been able to determine that Demi is the “man” in the relationship. Notice how Selena clutches Demi and fawns over her like a typical emotionally unstable woman. While Demi for her part keeps a calm cool masculine demeanor.


Also these pictures include so many lesbian sexual innuendos it is ridiculous. First the girls are laying on a shaggy carpet! I don’t think I have to draw it out for you people… ahm carpet munching. While laying on the carpet Demi and Selena share a non-cordless phone. Who uses a non-cordless phone anymore? I’ll tell you who, lesbians! The cord is a metaphor for the double sided dildo that they probably share every night.


The rest of the photos have even more obvious lesbian sexual innuendos. Like the girls taking turns resting their heads on each others laps, them walking hand in hand on a beach, and my personal favorite them lying head to head waiting for the other to mount them for a furious session of 69ing.


These pictures leave little doubt. Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are dating. Now if we could only get a few shots of them scissoring or listening to K.D. Lang together we’d have full confirmation.

 

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