Demi Lovato And Joe Jonas Go Bi Together

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Demi Lovato Joe Jonas



OK this Disney f*ck fest is really getting out of hand. First it was Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez who were hooking up. Then Selena went bi and left Demi for Nick Jonas. Now it is Demi Lovato who is going bi with none other than Nick Jonas’ ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas.


Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas getting together does seem to make perfect sense. Demi gets a feminine man to make Selena jealous with, and Joe gets a masculine female to make Nick jealous with. As long as they keep the lights off and use a strap-on they could be very happy together.


However I can’t help but question if 2 latent homosexuals trying to go bi out of jealously really makes for a strong basis for a relationship. In my experience the best relationships are based on marriage contracts involving goats or an arrangement between warlords to strengthen tribal bonds. I guess I’m just old-fashioned like that.

 

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Add a comment 43 Responses to “Demi Lovato And Joe Jonas Go Bi Together”
  1. uyuygjk says:

    whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. eff you says:

    this is disrespectful and stupid, you are not funny. get a life. your site is dead. bye

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  3. Sly Cooper says:

    Try all you want Celeb Jihab. Those of us who know the truth will laugh it off.

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  4. nonsupporterofcelebjihad! says:

    u r friggen wierd! i wish u shut down ur f***in website! no one in this world believes ur F***in stories!! get ur facs right!!

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  5. LOL says:

    I know the truth, but this still makes me laugh.

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  6. iheartjonas says:

    #1 Nick and Joe r bros. 2 sel and Demi r not bi and this article is stupid but I do admit it’s kinda funny

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  7. Nick Jonas' friend Bob says:

    I’m glad that someone has finally stated the truth in this sordid Disney affair. I feel that it’s very mean of Disney to force their lesbian couple, Demi/Selena, to spend time with the gay Jonas family. Just because Demi/Selena had a lovers quarrel doesn’t mean they won’t get back together soon. I believe that Joe and Zac Efron will soon reunite as well, allowing Vanessa Hudgens to come out with Ashley Tisdale so they can have a double wedding this summer. THank you for your insightful blog.

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  8. Nick Jonas says:

    Joe, baby, why are you doing this??? I love you…

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  9. Your Face says:

    dude. ur lame/an idiot. really? can’t you go to jail for bashing them? they’re fucking kids. I’m almost positive your twice thier age……..

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  10. Slash says:

    You know there are libel laws against articles like this. You’re just begging to be sued.

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  11. Joe'swife says:

    this article is great for the bathroom… So shut up with stupid article thanks!

    L. Jonas

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  12. Holly says:

    This sux. Stop writing these dumb articles they make YOU look bad! were not stupid, but obviously you must be.

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  13. Kat xxx says:

    what the helll!! you are a self absorbed freak, you weirdo and pervert! what is wrong with you. GET A LIFE!!!

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  14. dax says:

    Good post. I know for a fact that this is all true. At least 2 of the Jonas boys tried to anally rape me last year.

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  15. Lisa says:

    I’m a huge Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato fan, and I think this is hysterical :-) Get a sense of humor people!

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  16. soccergirl says:

    this is the most retarded website!!! god, whoever writes the crap on this website must not have a life. they probably live in their parents basement. get a life, and leave people alone.

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  17. chez says:

    O-M-G wow your not even aloud best friends or BROTHERS in celeb world you have to be dating everyone you know wow shocker what next joe is dating his MOM?

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  18. stormie says:

    hey, i got an idea, GET A LIFE OTHER THAN CALLING PEOPLE BI, LOSERS! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, IF YOU EVEN BEGIN TO THINK THAT THEY ARE BI, YOU NEED TO THINK AGAIN, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT’S A SIN! SO WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT UP AND GET A DANG LIFE, LOSERS! OH, AND YOU BETTER REALLY BACK OFF OF NICK BECAUSE I KNOW HE ISN’T! YOU NEED TO STOP JUDGING PEOPLE! NICK AND HIS BROTHERS AND HIS FRIENDS MAY BE THE MOST SWEETEST PEOPLE YOU’LL EVER MEET, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE IF THEY SAW THIS WEB POST, THEY’D BE PRETTY ANGRY! BUT YOU BACK OFF OF THEM, OR IT MIGHT GET REAL UGLY FOR YA IF THEIR BIGGEST FANS IN THE WORLD READS THIS, INCLUDING ME, THAT’S WHY I’M POSTING THIS COMMENT! LEAVE THEM ALONE, ESPECIALLY NICK, YOU GOT THAT? GET A LIFE OTHER THAN JUDGING SOMEONE, YA HEAR ME? LIKE I SAID, LEAVE THEM ALONE, ESPECIALLY NICK,OR THINGS WON’T LOOK SO GOOD FOR YOU PEOPLE.

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  19. Shelbs says:

    You do realize they were at Epcot to help raise awareness for a very important cause, you should really go with their example, it’s perfectly natural for two long time friends to hang out, especially when they haven’t done it in a long while, seriously, dude, you need to stop this.

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  20. daniele says:

    who ever wrote this article is a fuckin dick head!
    u hear?

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  21. Josheph says:

    hey nice girls!

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  22. Josheph says:

    Ya they’re ok!

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  23. mee says:

    Okay wtf seriously ?! ; demi & selena are best friend and nick & joe are brother you fucking weirdo maybe your just so fucking jealous & obviously gay that your head isn’t screwed on right okkay ? Your such an ass I swear ; who the fuck comes up with shyt like this ?! I’m telling you you need to stfu and move on with your damn life ! Jealous cuz joe is bangable and demi is beautiful and you cant stand seeing that cuz no fucking girls wants to sit your dick right ?? Lmfaooo seriously ? Get a damn life and stop making fucked up rumors

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  24. Sarah says:

    how SICK are you?! how do you think the celebrities feel if they see this? make you feel good does it?
    you sick freaaak, nick and joe are brothers, (as someone stated up there) and demi cannot be a lesbian as she has been in the media with her relationships. and selena is currently dating nick. so why dont you go get your facts right, before shooting your mouth off yeh?

    you’re just jealous of how amazing and succesfull the jonas brothers are, as opposed to yourself, and your crummy website. :)

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  25. JoBros Lover says:

    THIS IS ALL BULL**** LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

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  26. Person says:

    This is so stupid and I bet you are to. Your just writing this story about yourself, loser! Selena and Demi are best friends and would never do that, jerk!

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  27. Fjklyu says:

    Oh my effin lord people, this was just a joke so calm down. If you really do know the truth and you do truly like the people you are supportin then you wouldn’t say anything because we are way to good for the loser who wrote the article. So calm the fuck down

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  28. Ali says:

    Really?? i mean cant you post something that doesnt sound ridiculous??

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  29. demi#1fan1017/channy says:

    WHOEVER IS WRITING THIS REALLY NEEDS TO STOP ITZ NOT NICE EVEN IF IT WAS A JOKE YOU SHOULD MAKE FUN OF YOUR LIFE’S NOT THEIRS JUST B/C THEY’RE CELEBRITIES DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN PICK ON EM!AND I’M DEMI’S # 1 FAN B.T.W. AND I KNOW 4 A FACT SHE WOULD SUE THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS! SO BACK OFF WILL YA!

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  30. Me says:

    Pfftt. LFMAO!

    Word!

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  31. Stupid says:

    Even if they were gay lesbian or bi. And i know for a fact that they are not. There is nothing wrong with that. The only reason this MORON wrote this was because he probaby is arfaid of him self because he is bi. And if anyone acualy believes this then you are just not welcome in this world. Because wake up if you just acualy thing for 1 second you would realize that the jo bros are brothers, selena and demi are best friend and have been that way since they were on barney when they were 5. So if you have nothing nice to say done say it at all. Because you probably just made every fan cry. Exceptfor the ones who think this is funny which it is cleary not. So buzz off

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  32. Me says:

    ummmm yeah. fuck you

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  33. jazlizne says:

    hahahahahahah she is not gay WOWOWOW PPL AR SO DUMB THESE DAYS LOL LMFAO

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  34. Becca Lynn says:

    I don`t understand why some people r so rude what did the Jonas Brothers, Senena Gomez & Demi Lovato ever do to u ……. I am thier biggest fan & i don`t understand why some people r vvery supid I love you Joe Jonas

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