Comments on: Dead Ted Kennedy Jokes

By: Ricardovitz

Ricardovitz — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:23:45 +0000

Two Senators die and meet eachother at the Pearly Gates.
But, they don’t see St. Peter anywhere to be found.
So, the two Senators, one tall and one short start chit chattin while waiting for St. Peter.
The Tall Senator asks: “So, what’s the worst thing you ever done”? To which the Short Senator replied “Well, when I was young, I raped a girl, beat her up pretty good and then drowned her so she wouldn’t ruin my political career.
Short Senator asks “how about you – what’s the worst thing you ever done”?
Tall Senator said: “Well, I was the leader of the KKK, Recruited some down right mean folks ‘n burned a few niggers at a cross-lighting, bribed a bunch of officials to get pork-money to my home State, but the worst thing I did was not carrying through with my assassination threats to kill that bratty little fuck who raped and killed my illigitimate daughter, Mary Jo.

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By: Ricardovitz

Ricardovitz — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:44:41 +0000

Ted, Ted Ted
yer Dead Dead Dead.
Ya were a grand liar, a great deceiver, ‘n never on the level,
Now yer pay’in fer killin Mary Jo courtesy of the Devil.
Yer silver toung git you lots ‘o power ‘n money once you was ‘live,
Yet, its yer legacy of evil and murder that is all that survive.

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By: Braniff

Braniff — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:27:13 +0000

That’s a good one! Keep them coming!

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By: Braniff

Braniff — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:26:12 +0000

Politically incorrect? So is driving off a bridge and abandoning a woman to die–when done by a leader in the United States Senate. (I have been called a liberal, by the way. Moreover, the theories that Kennedy was not responsible are in the same gallery with those which say that the moon landings were faked.)

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By: RJH

RJH — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 05:55:37 +0000

When are they going to bury the rest of Ted Kennedy’s body? I heard they just buried the ass hole a few months ago.

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By: Ricardovitz

Ricardovitz — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:37:17 +0000

“The Brown Shirts are coming…..The Brown Shirts are coming…..”
“And, Martha, if I was still alive, I’d be cumming all over you, ya little tart.”

Your eternally damned and horney runt-stud, Ted “maggot-eyes” Kennedy.

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By: jimmy t

jimmy t — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:01:13 +0000

these are great, fuk that bloated murdering puman turd, best irony ever is if brown beats coakley and votes down the chimps healthcare fiasco in fat teddy the swimmers stead

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By: Ricardovitz

Ricardovitz — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:10:24 +0000

I’m Ted Kennedy’s long lost son. I better be gettin my fair share of the inheritence. If he just leaves me all of his booze and his secrets on how to commit murder, be a retard, and get the Lemmings of Massachusets to vote for him year after year, I’ll be alright………otherwise, I’m fixin to sue that old turd’s estate!

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By: Ricardovitz

Ricardovitz — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:05:07 +0000

Ain’t no need to embalm Dead Ted Kennedy’s body – it’s so liquored up with alcohol that it’ll outlast even them Egyptian Pharoes.

Teddy Kennedy shat in the hall
Teddy Kennedy got too liquored up at the President’s ball
All the Queer men and all the Queer horses
couldn’t stuff all that shat back inside ‘ol Ted once again.

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By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:31:28 +0000

Ted Kennedy deserved to die, the lying drunk corrupt murder! AMEN

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