Dead Michael Jackson Jokes
I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section.
- Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
- Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
- Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
- In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
- In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
- Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
- I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.
- Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
- Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
- MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.
- It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.
- In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
- Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
- Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
- Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
- Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
- Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
- Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
- What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
- Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.
Michael Jackson will live on !
It takes centuries for some plastics to decompose.
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you lot are so funny these jokes are excellent what goes around comes around he got wot he deserved
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This article is actually quite heartless but hella funny lol , the farah fawcett joke cracked me up . You Go Celeb Jihad !!
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michael jackson died last night in LA, doctors say he didn’t go stiff until he passed the childrens ward in the hospital
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Lame and lamer, people dont have nothing else better 2 do, this man was human just like u!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i’d like to correct u there …he was only half human….the rest of him was plastic!!!!!!!!!
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He was not a human like me. I have never had to fight the urge to put my hand down a childs’ boxers, panties, wutever. He live the life he did, reap what you sow pervert!!
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then we all better turn your sorry ass in. you child molester
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me and cha used to cuddle up to fires and spoon while watching michael jackson music videos
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those were the good ole’ days..huh, that is untill you became impotent from jackin off
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Knock Knock
Who’s there
Not Michael Jackson
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that joke is hilarious, and so simple. Did you come up with that yourself?
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L A coroners discovered a Tatto of the Titanic on Mj’s dick— with the caption-
-Loose lips sink ships
Thank you very much!!
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I think this is freaking ass funny……..
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that alien joke was not funny. i read the jokes, i thought some of them were funny, but its just jokes, i wouldn’t share them, but it is cruel!
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Michael Jacksons dies of a heart attack at 50, thats the first time he’s been fucked by anything over 12.
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I don’t agree with these jokes but it was always going to happen. But the racist comment from welcome to hell has to be reported. I will make sure that those responsible for this comment is brought to justice.
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Since when is it a crime to be racist? I live in a free country with free speech & it is my constitutional right to be a racist if I choose. Which I am not but this man was a sicko. We didn’t make up the name Wacko Jacko. The press named him that!
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jokes are told all the time when some thing happens in
the world im sure micheals laughing up in heaven at
all off us and his bank balance
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ABC easy as DOA
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tehetehetehetehe!
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Michael Jacksons death doesn’t bother me. He never really touched me when I was young.
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all the making fun of MJ should stop. he was an eledged child molester and an obvious man of god. Catholick Priest
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I’m pretty sure MJ is resting in Hell now. God wouldn’t take that type of person.
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imagine if people made jokes about you when you die , if only you had the talent he had ay
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no matter wah the new paper say about him he was a gr8 singer he got far wiv his life not like u fucking losers on this i wana c u lot try n save littel kids tha dont hav familys coz tha wah he did he wasnt a pedo coz there wasnt prove the only prove they had was the his house wasmade 4 kids but FUCK ALL U DIKHEADS he was the best singer eva and a lagen n hel live on u diks x
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Engrish –do you SPEAK IT?
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he was never “proven” a pedophile, explain why he bought off that family for $20 million i fyou seem to feel he is innocent.
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you seriously need to learn how to type! yes he was a good singer and great musician and all of that but lets face it, just because we are making jokes about him doesn’t make us “losers”……but the fact that your bitching about us just makes you an oversensitive and niave cow who needs to get a fucking sense of humour!!!
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he didnt save little kids he raped them get ur facts rite DIKHEAD
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I’m very confused. After attempting to decode your horribly typed comment, I have come to a simple conclusion. If you don’t like the jokes that are made about the death of a man who would just as soon rape a kid (or perhaps hang it over a balcony) than help them, I would suggest that you do not go to any threads that are clearly labeld dead michael jackson jokes. Congrats on making yourself look like an idiot. :)
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the only reason you say that is because when you were little you were probly touched by your uncle and your just upset because he wasnt a celebrity but your uncle was never “proven” either learn to spell have some kids send em to an accused pedofiles house and let them run home to you see how you feel wether their famous or not
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I found these to be a bit hard to swallow. But it’s nothing I probably wouldn’t utter in a couple of years. I have dissed a couple of people in my life, that’s for sure.
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lol, he said hard to swallow……
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this is very tasteless am shock at this this is so not funny am crying because of this u people arer going to hell
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i agree
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You complete bitch. I don’t give a fuck if I’m reported your being fucking pathetic and need to get the fuck off this thread and re-evaluate your lives. Do you really want to spend your time mourning the death of a washed up victim of our media culture or do you fancy doing something constructive like making people laugh instead of whinge?! Please accept the satirical comedy, have a laugh if you’ll stretch to it then fuck right off this thread!
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His nose collapsed on itself…..thats the real COD.
He will go down in history for being the first black man to turn into a white woman!
Welcome to Neverland Ranch, the park opens with the big hand touches the little hand and closes when Bubbles gets tired and needs a diaper change.
DING DONG THE PEDO’S DEAD! all the Munchkins can finally come out to play!
Finally, all the children and midgets are safe, i say midgets too because im not too sure on what his intelligence was and may have gotten confused.
ok i hate MJ and everything but you gotta hate the children’s parents too….i mean really….this guy had been accused of child molesting, WHY THE HELL SEND YOUR CHILDREN THERE AGAIN OR AT ALL! on top of that…yes, let leave our children at a strangers huge house with tons of people you dont know including a very creepy guy with no nose…….Skrew that.
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I’d also like to add that if you have a child you never let them around a person if there is even a CHANCE that that person is a child molester. and just to let people know…..an accusation = chance…just FYI.
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Thanks all for the laughs. my sides hurt.
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people are asking for there money back for his tour and they said do u ecept plastic
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To hell with all u over sensitive fuckers…people will make jokes when a celebrity dies….they did it with elvis and princess diana and it will keep on going with others….lets face it , if people can’t laugh about death then what hope do we have. Loving these jokes btw…so funny!!
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it’s all in fun if you dont like it then leave.
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Kind of wrong but I can’t help but to laugh. Still pretty wrong to rag the dead… But the people saying yall are heartless??? What kind of heart did mj have?
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I first want to say I LOVE THE JOKES, and if you can’t have humor in life than what can you have?
Let me tell you, it sickens me to see people who like him as a singer,dancer,etc. to actually have full blown hysterical fits of crying and sobbing,WHY? did you really know him or just read and watch him on T.V. or maybe gone to a concert of his, does this make you practicually family?I really don’t think so.
So stop trying to have people feel for you and no thanks, I’d rather not except the pitty party invitation.
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I rediscovered my farrah Fawcett poster and thought to myself, just beat it.
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What was Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? PALM SUNDAY
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I hear he LOVED Baseball two teams in particular—
The Yankees and the EXPOS grab your Bats Balls and gloves boyz
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Sum of the best jokes i have heard in a long time
ROFLMFAO
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How did MJ get his baby to stop crying?
He pulled his d*ck out of his a$$ !
HAHAHA, these MJ jokes really are making my day.
Don’t be so butthurt about them people!
NO PUN INTENDED
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You People are mean :( , michael was my friend he touched me like no1 has ever done befor he loved me and my cock
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You guys are funny. What good had done since he turned white? Seriously some of you need to grow a pair. There are jokes like these about every child molesting celebrity who dies. Boo frickin whoo.
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Sorry your lover is gone. I here the Devil has a small dick. Michael will feel right at home.
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no i dont……and listen, I’m not gonna fuck michael jackson, all of that talk is rediculous. remember, ironic punishments? my son damion hasen’t taken his dick out of michaels ass since he got here.
(by the way, i know there are some stupid michael jackson fans on this site, so listen. i know that i am not the actual devil ok. some of you people are clearly retarded so i thought i might have to clarify.)
hey, you know what? as long as I’m here, i got a joke….
Q:what are farrah fawcett and michael jackson getting for christmas?
A: patrick swayze.
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y r u all bein fukin hypacrits uv ovi searched for these jokes and read them so fuk off and look at sumthing else were having a laugh no1 asked u 2 read them ASSHOLES
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u fools are the hypacrits…. if u hate the man so much, why even look up his name dick face
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they’re members of this site you prick, it appears on the homepage.
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WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
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because these jokes are hillarious
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mj sucks ass
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he was noting special you know that people die every day for there country thousands die every day there are jokes about them it is life there are those who life and those who cry in this case that arssehole is dead and good he was messed up and didnt deserve what he had the family of jcksons will be upset but what about the boys who have to grow up knowing they have been sexually abused
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Farrah fawcette died and went to heaven….god said she could have one wish…
She wished for all children to be safe…..and here we are…mj is dead
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God chill out it’s only MJ not the Queen
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It has been revealed that in his last will, Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea… preferably attached to two buoys.
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MJ died while looking at the TV and seeing Farrah’s last picture. She looked so much like him he had a stroke…..
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whats the ifference between micheal jackson and alex fergison… fergson will be playing giggs in august-lol-
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police have put out a report that Latoya Jackson has not been since Micheal Jackson died
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I dont know why I read them all, I knew they would as terrible as if not worse. RIP Michael you ARE in a better place xx
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What’s the difference between a Disney movie and michael Jackson? Kids are still touched by a Disney movie,
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Bleeding hearts… if you go away and don’t read these jokes then you won’t look stupid arguing with people who are going to have fun with this regardless. fk u and your misguided compassion. The more you whine, the more name you call, the dumber you get and the funnier it is to us… ya know on second thought keep up the heartless comments.
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I’m sorry there are so funny! I’m thinking that if they are so horrible to some people then they should not go to a website with dead michael jackson jokes!!
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Michael Jackson has died from a heart attack. Turns out the heart disease comes from his protestant fathers side of the family, it’s known as the ‘Billy Gene’
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anyone who is bitchin bout michael jacksons death obviously dont have kids the worlds a better place children are safer and the sad part is he will be seen as an idol because hes a famous molester if i were to do that(i have kids never would even dream it) i would be ridiculed for life and made fun of etc as well but here he is just cause he is famous half the people think its ok or something and are saddend by his death fuck that the worlds better off. one less child molester=safer children
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thats a good question, how did they pinch his nose for CPR
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