Dead Michael Jackson Jokes
I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section.
- Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
- Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
- Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
- In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
- In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
- Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
- I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.
- Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
- Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
- MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.
- It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.
- In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
- Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
- Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
- Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
- Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
- Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
- Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
- What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
- Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.
HAhaha fuking awswome, If u like Mj then you must be the hearless bastards.
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your heartless
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i love it a lot this is so funny
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only idiots like this
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What do you call four guys in a band? The Jacksons……..rot in hell you pedophile bastard!!!
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you re a prick
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the ones that agree with this devil jokes. are asnothing but sick, evil, bastards ,pricks.it makes your stomach sick & makes me sick that MJ entertained & sung just to be disrespected by jealous & idiots that believe the gay paparazzi. reply
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Okay you dont have to be so bloody harsh
so he may have been a pedo
he was a legend
no-one will EVER be as good as him
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LOL
HE IS PROBALLY LOOKING AT A FOUR YEAR OLD KID IN THAT PICTURE.
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He DOES look happy in that picture. If look into his sunglasses, you can see the reflection of maybe 5 or 6 8 year old boys.
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Ya Tink ya’ll real funny don’t ya.
Do You get a sense of Pride by making fun of some dead guy? no. you just sit there…..
As lonley as a Teenager…..
Trying to thing how to ‘diss the dead.
You Disgust me.
you make me feel physically ILL.
hope you Rot In Hell.
LOVEPEACE&MICHAELJACKSON
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For all those idiots that believe M.J. molested that sweet innocent little boy, google the name “JORDAN CHANDLER”. That should answer your questions!!!!
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No need for that.
http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/187478/t/Michael-Jackson—affinity–children-Mature-Discussion.html
This link is all you need.
Many of you may have seen this interview on TV. This is that same interview. Unedited. MICHAEL JACKSON’s own words, and some of his house guests own words, too.
A normal man wouldn’t do this.
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what does that have to do with the fact that JORDAN CHANDLER admitting that he lied???
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You’re clinging on to a story about a boy that LIED. For greed.
In my link, there’s no “Jordan Chandlers”. Just Michael Jackson and some boys who aren’t well known, because they never admitted to lying for their 15 minutes of fame.
What you get in my link is Michael Jackson, in his own words, how he spent his time with little boys, while pretending to be one himself.
One kid even tells the interviewer: he’s not a man (when around the boys), he’s one of us. He’s a boy. – then he looks over to Michael Jackson and says, “Right Michael?” And Michael Jackson nods and says, “Yes.”
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Okay but we have already established the fact that the man was weird in the head when it came to his behavior with children. But in you website, does it mention that he played with their privates and vice versa??? He is being judged by many based on the fact that he “repeatedly molested” this kid, and now at least we know that much was a lie. Not disputing that he displayed the craziest behavior in most cases, but I don’t believe that the man molested these kids.
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Do us all a favor and take a handfull of sleeping pills and chase it down with a bottle of Nyquil. Your comments are annoying
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Well of course he’s not gonna say he played with their privates. To this day my uncle still strongly denies anything HE did anything. And with the charm Michael Jackson had, you can only imagine he had a field day when kids came to stay.
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:o/
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OK
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i fink thay shod make more lol i pist my slfe reding this ;0
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lol @ this entire site
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i dont like you people right now these jokes are very crule let the man rest in peace and quit making up jokes about his death respect the dead aholes!
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123GO
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listen yo 4 all yhuu hu r standin behind m.j sayin he wasnt a kiddie fiddler ur just as sik as he was
he was a fukin nonce and deserves 2 rot in hell
wen i heard m.j had died i was glad and just because he wahh found innocent in court dusnt prove shit he was a fukin pedo or he wunt have paid the kids off
Michael Jackson……May The Plastic Pedo Rot In Hell!!!
Peace Out
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there just jokes who cares. nothing changes if you read them or not. if there so bad don’t read them. STOP OVER REACTING 0_0
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FUCK YOU ALL. FUCKING LOSER HATERS.
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u guys r just jealous. id like to c u go out there and sing and be like him yeah thats right u cant coz ur piss weak.. so shut the fuck up and get over it u childish pricks, hes he king of pop no matter what and always will be
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they are just jokes but they are painful.
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you have to give it to MJ, not only did he open the hearts of millions.
but millions of little boys pants as well.
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DEAD ED IS A WEIRD ASS MOTHER FUCKER
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Have some respect for the dead…
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O.m.g. There should be laws against this..
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA love it
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Notice how everyone hated her but as soon as she died she was an american heroess
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Is your other handle Angel?
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yeap!
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O.
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then fuck you too!! angel!! cha!!! who ever!
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Fuck you too bastard.
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that was mean
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Yep
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