Dead Michael Jackson Jokes
I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section.
- Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
- Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
- Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
- In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
- In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
- Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
- I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.
- Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
- Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
- MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.
- It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.
- In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
- Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
- Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
- Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
- Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
- Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
- Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
- What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
- Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.
HAhaha fuking awswome, If u like Mj then you must be the hearless bastards.
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your heartless
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i love it a lot this is so funny
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only idiots like this
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What do you call four guys in a band? The Jacksons……..rot in hell you pedophile bastard!!!
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you re a prick
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the ones that agree with this devil jokes. are asnothing but sick, evil, bastards ,pricks.it makes your stomach sick & makes me sick that MJ entertained & sung just to be disrespected by jealous & idiots that believe the gay paparazzi. reply
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I’m so with on this Neil!
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Okay you dont have to be so bloody harsh
so he may have been a pedo
he was a legend
no-one will EVER be as good as him
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LOL
HE IS PROBALLY LOOKING AT A FOUR YEAR OLD KID IN THAT PICTURE.
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He DOES look happy in that picture. If look into his sunglasses, you can see the reflection of maybe 5 or 6 8 year old boys.
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Ya Tink ya’ll real funny don’t ya.
Do You get a sense of Pride by making fun of some dead guy? no. you just sit there…..
As lonley as a Teenager…..
Trying to thing how to ‘diss the dead.
You Disgust me.
you make me feel physically ILL.
hope you Rot In Hell.
LOVEPEACE&MICHAELJACKSON
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For all those idiots that believe M.J. molested that sweet innocent little boy, google the name “JORDAN CHANDLER”. That should answer your questions!!!!
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No need for that.
http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/187478/t/Michael-Jackson—affinity–children-Mature-Discussion.html
This link is all you need.
Many of you may have seen this interview on TV. This is that same interview. Unedited. MICHAEL JACKSON’s own words, and some of his house guests own words, too.
A normal man wouldn’t do this.
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what does that have to do with the fact that JORDAN CHANDLER admitting that he lied???
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You’re clinging on to a story about a boy that LIED. For greed.
In my link, there’s no “Jordan Chandlers”. Just Michael Jackson and some boys who aren’t well known, because they never admitted to lying for their 15 minutes of fame.
What you get in my link is Michael Jackson, in his own words, how he spent his time with little boys, while pretending to be one himself.
One kid even tells the interviewer: he’s not a man (when around the boys), he’s one of us. He’s a boy. – then he looks over to Michael Jackson and says, “Right Michael?” And Michael Jackson nods and says, “Yes.”
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Okay but we have already established the fact that the man was weird in the head when it came to his behavior with children. But in you website, does it mention that he played with their privates and vice versa??? He is being judged by many based on the fact that he “repeatedly molested” this kid, and now at least we know that much was a lie. Not disputing that he displayed the craziest behavior in most cases, but I don’t believe that the man molested these kids.
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Do us all a favor and take a handfull of sleeping pills and chase it down with a bottle of Nyquil. Your comments are annoying
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Well of course he’s not gonna say he played with their privates. To this day my uncle still strongly denies anything HE did anything. And with the charm Michael Jackson had, you can only imagine he had a field day when kids came to stay.
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:o/
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OK
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i fink thay shod make more lol i pist my slfe reding this ;0
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lol @ this entire site
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i dont like you people right now these jokes are very crule let the man rest in peace and quit making up jokes about his death respect the dead aholes!
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123GO
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listen yo 4 all yhuu hu r standin behind m.j sayin he wasnt a kiddie fiddler ur just as sik as he was
he was a fukin nonce and deserves 2 rot in hell
wen i heard m.j had died i was glad and just because he wahh found innocent in court dusnt prove shit he was a fukin pedo or he wunt have paid the kids off
Michael Jackson……May The Plastic Pedo Rot In Hell!!!
Peace Out
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Lol wot a prick u are pal,b4 u can do sumthin profound to the world like mj did,learn to fuckin spell xx
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there just jokes who cares. nothing changes if you read them or not. if there so bad don’t read them. STOP OVER REACTING 0_0
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FUCK YOU ALL. FUCKING LOSER HATERS.
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u guys r just jealous. id like to c u go out there and sing and be like him yeah thats right u cant coz ur piss weak.. so shut the fuck up and get over it u childish pricks, hes he king of pop no matter what and always will be
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they are just jokes but they are painful.
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you have to give it to MJ, not only did he open the hearts of millions.
but millions of little boys pants as well.
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DEAD ED IS A WEIRD ASS MOTHER FUCKER
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Have some respect for the dead…
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O.m.g. There should be laws against this..
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA love it
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Notice how everyone hated her but as soon as she died she was an american heroess
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go to youtube channel lunajo67 to see the proof of michael jackson’s innocence, especially #45. you will be amazed of the truth
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What’s the difference between the Eithiopian plane crash and Michael Jackson?
One makes a crash site, the other makes a site crash.
But fret not. this is all you need right here to know about Michael Jackson in his own words.
While it’s sad What� Michael Jackson did to kids, it’s funny to laugh at his death … because he deserves it.
And fuck you if you don’t like it or this.
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Michael Jackson was one of the most racist people the world has seen. He denied his ancestors by turning into a white shaky-nose dog-eyed bitch. SO for all of you playing the “he did a lot for the African Americans”, consider that had this been his intention, he would be black while doing it.
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u people that think micheal jackson was guility are just plain stupid!!!!!
he is not guilty and if u dont believe me than here’s proof:http://trashselector.com/evan-chandler-i-lied-for-my-father-im-sorry-michael/ here the boy clearly states that he lied for his father. so all u snot nose uglies need to take back all this pervert stuff becauce he didnt do it hahahaha now u feel all guility!!!
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Don’t often comment on these sites cos I think that people on here only say what they say because they ain’t got the guts to say it in public.mjs a legend across the world and his life and music should be celebrated without cheap jokes by people who spend most of their time wanking in front of their pcs instead of doing sumthin constructive. His death had an effect on a lot of people,me included which is more than I can say for u bunch of grubby parasites,when u die I doubt anyone will miss u,if uve got sumthin to say get in touch on email loopileeswans@live.co.uk,well c how many people who have the guts to reply,r.i.p MJ
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Fuckin weirdo is finally dead. Who gives a fuck. Hasn’t done shit since the Thriller album. Let’s talk about fucking Lindsey Lohan. I’d like to do that. Anybody else agree?
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fuck michael jackson im glad he is dead he should have just stayed away from all of those inocent kids
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haha he sucks
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You make me sick MJ was a good person. Besides being a child Melester.
-X
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Makin fun of a dead man ain’t cool. Y’all MOTHAFUCKIN jihadis might as well eat shit and rot in hell for eternity
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The content on this page is beyond disrespect! Especially when it comes to a deceased person.
Michael Jackson wasn’t only world’s greatest entertainer but also a great Humanitarian. He never deserved such disrespect. He was the only celebrity who has raised $300 million for charity. During his life, the media has put him though hell only because he loved, cared and has saved lives of thousands of dying children.
Let me remind you, in 2005 Michael Jackson was acquitted on all 10 counts. Michael Jackson is Innocent! Trashing his name the way your page does with the hateful “Jokes” will bring no fame to your page.
There exists a veritable army of Michael Jackson advocates who refuse to accept further denigration of Michael Jackson’s character, legacy and reputation.
On behalf of all the concerned fans, I would like to ask the management of the page to Remove “Michael Jackson Jokes”.This may seem like a small thing, but it means a lot to all of us.
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Horrible.I don’t know who you are but I do know where you are going.When the Lord comes to Judge and Ask you how you treated his son,One of his precious Angels Michael Jackson,What then will be your answer?Shame on you for your use of hate,Racism and just utterly sick and useless words.Do you not have other things to do with your time that Michael is your main focus.You have no idea of his innocence or guilt because you were not there.When that boy was asked to produce evidence against M.J.,He gave a false description of M.J.’s Genitals and was caught in various lies.Aphrodite Jones covered Both of M.J.’s trials and discovered a corrupt legal system as well as a conspiracy between the father,Son and The fathers lawyer to milk as much money as possible from Michael and by the way you saying that M.J. was guilty otherwise he wouldn’t have paid off the family is your objective opinion.Think about this.If it was your child would you have accepted the money in place of your child’s innocence?,They were Guilty of making false accusations and you know it.No parent who loves their children,No matter Superstar,Rich or not would take the money,They would of made sure that that Person went to Prison.Michael Paid them because his reputation was being villianized and he was also told to do it by his publicist.Seriously get your facts straight.I will tell you this however,Your spiteful sick comments and Jokes will not detour Michaels Die hard fans,Friends,Family and children.When the day comes that you have to answer for your cold black heart,Just remember that you were given every chance to find out and accept the truth.Michael gave the world so much and never asked for anything in return except for us to love one another,And as far as his skin color,He had Vitaligo and Lupus.He was revered and loved by his black community as well as others.He broke barriers and is loved by Millions.His legacy will live on and be remembered forever.What by the way will be your legacy besides hate and stupidity.As far as his so-called eccentricities,Who cares.He built Neverland because he loved the idea of a place that would bring happiness to the sick children that he helped all over the world.Michael is in Millions of hearts forever,You should take these jokes down.His family and children don’t need to know the mean and hurtful things you and others say about him all the time.If you can’t respect M.J. At least respect His children.I love Michael because I love whats in his heart.He is truth,Laughter,Kindness,Helpfulness and love.No matter what though we will never stop fighting for Justice and the truth and we won’t rest till this page is shut down.
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Have you people no shame, or did you just don’t give a shit. If you have any dignity you would remove this crap. Just remember a little word called “Karma”.
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Horrible.I don’t know who you are but I do know where you are going.When the Lord comes to Judge and Ask you how you treated his son,One of his precious Angels Michael Jackson,What then will be your answer?Shame on you for your use of hate,Racism and just utterly sick and useless words.Do you not have other things to do with your time that Michael is your main focus.You have no idea of his innocence or guilt because you were not there.When that boy was asked to produce evidence against M.J.,He gave a false description of M.J.’s Genitals and was caught in various lies.Aphrodite Jones covered Both of M.J.’s trials and discovered a corrupt legal system as well as a conspiracy between the father,Son and The fathers lawyer to milk as much money as possible from Michael and by the way you saying that M.J. was guilty otherwise he wouldn’t have paid off the family is your objective opinion.Think about this.If it was your child would you have accepted the money in place of your child’s innocence?,They were Guilty of making false accusations and you know it.No parent who loves their children,No matter Superstar,Rich or not would take the money,They would of made sure that that Person went to Prison.Michael Paid them because his reputation was being villianized and he was also told to do it by his publicist.Seriously get your facts straight.I will tell you this however,Your spiteful sick comments and Jokes will not detour Michaels Die hard fans,Friends,Family and children.When the day comes that you have to answer for your cold black heart,Just remember that you were given every chance to find out and accept the truth.Michael gave the world so much and never asked for anything in return except for us to love one another,And as far as his skin color,He had Vitaligo and Lupus.He was revered and loved by his black community as well as others.He broke barriers and is loved by Millions.His legacy will live on and be remembered forever.What by the way will be your legacy besides hate and stupidity.As far as his so-called eccentricities,Who cares.He built Neverland because he loved the idea of a place that would bring happiness to the sick children that he helped all over the world.Michael is in Millions of hearts forever,You should take these jokes down.His family and children don’t need to know the mean and hurtful things you and others say about him all the time.If you can’t respect M.J. At least respect His children.I love Michael because I love whats in his heart.He is truth,Laughter,Kindness,Helpfulness and love.No matter what though we will never stop fighting for Justice and the truth and we won’t rest till this page is shut down.
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Why are you saying this words to someone so nice like MJ? He has done so many good things in this world …Please stop doing this …
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these jokes are sick and disrespectful to mj, the only reason people talk bad about him is because they have nothing better to do and dont have a life of there own so they gotta get in other peoples business just to satisfy there self. these jokes need to be removed.
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Get a life. Don’t worry you will be a victim of KARMA!
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yeah thats true
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this is not funny u’re wasting ur time
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Wow, you people are idiots. I feel sorry for you.
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What is wrong with you people have you nothing better to do then to continually trash this wonderful man! you people just make me sick, you do know that michael was cleared of everything you people refuse to believe that michael was an innocent man! if you don’t have any respect for michael atleast have some sympathy for his children they have to suffer listening to this garbage everyday
l.o.v.e.anp.e.a.c.e.
siobhan.
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You are disgusting. Michael was innocentt. Yes, watch out for Karma.
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these jokes are just fucking sick i want this to be deleted and banned as i say for all mj fans when i say
” that your a sick fuck who doent have a life and just grow some balls and just go die in a fire!”
mj is my life and these jokes are fucking it up
FUCK YOUR JOKES AND FUCK YOU TOO
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y u should do that?
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How can you even do this page !!!! he is gone ….leave him alone ….NO ONE DESERVS THIS ….michael was a great person …..and remeber ypur not only hurting MJ by this .. you are hurting his fans and his family !!!!! i hope you are happy …… there are some evil and stuped and ignorant people in this messed up world…..
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Get this garbage off the internet. It serves no purpose but to hurt the Jackson family and Michael’s children.
You should be ashamed of yourself to take advantage of a dead person liket that.
You make me ill!
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