Dead Michael Jackson Jokes
I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section.
- Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
- Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
- Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
- In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
- In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
- Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
- I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.
- Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
- Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
- MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.
- It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.
- In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
- Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
- Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
- Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
- Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
- Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
- Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
- What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
- Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.
How can any1 say that about such a loving man who cared for any1, he was proven innoncent for child abuse that means he wasnt sick, he was the greatest entertainer in the world its was ashame he died so young, he had to earn the respect that he got and i felt so sorry for him, im just wishing he was happy when he died.
R.I.P Michael, god bless
I LOVE U MAN, U WILL ALWAY BE MY HERO.
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It’s all about the children …oh! The children in Michaels bed …oh… little boys with MJ curlled up …so cute …so sick …so pedophylliac!!! Beat it ( off)!!
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You need a new hero. One who is not a) a pedophile b) drug addicted c) self-mutilating d) has a real nose!!
Get a life … the guy was a freak.
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I think Caulkin boinked MJ up the keester until mj’s wig fell off. He is bald you know! Wow …what a visual …. bald vMichael Jackson being humped by another Hollywood fuck up and MJ cryiong the whole time … “its all for the children …..”
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autopsy just in michael jackson died from food poisioning he ate a 12 year old wiener good bye mj have un in hell sick fuck
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lol those are funny!!!
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oops!
i did it again!
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yay ya yay ya ya yay!
whoaAaAaAa!
all ya people look at mayyyy like im a little girl, but its me against the music.
and me.
and me.
yeah.
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i sure am glad TITo is aliiiiiiiive
like jello ya’ll!
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hes doin the zombie dance for real now
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Funniest thing I have seen in years.
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Dude, wtf?
You’re all assholes who
obviously have NO lives.
Dumbasses, he was proven guilty?
Haven’t you thought that those
families wanted money because they
were in debt? Do your fucking research
before you make fun of people
who are innocent.
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Mj Faggot Pedophyllia Master. Police proved it by examining his genitals!!! Only question left …did mj fellate the boy or did he bang him up the poop chute!????
Mj you were tallented but perscription drugs weirded you out … made you change. Just like Elvis …EXCEPT… Elvis liked girls , not little boys!@!
By the way … ELVIS is still the KING!! MJ cannot compare with lifetime #1hits and total record sales. Besides ..The only way MJ could get anywhere near Elvis was to (try and) bang his daughter!!
Bye Bye Wacko Jacko …you tragic fuck!
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MJ is a fag pedophile who is bald and had begun the sex change to a white woman!! Police proved that his dick and balls matched the description given by Jordie.
Therefore … You suck.
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yea, because we all know every innocent man will pay 22 million us dollars so it never goes to court, forget research, gain some common sense. If your innocent go to court, dont pay 22 million if they drop charges, the world knows he was a sick puppy that likes lil boys, why are you queers trying to defend a dead wanna be barbie?
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WTF?? Innocent??? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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“Hi. I’m Michael Jackson.
I love children. I love ALL children. I love to share my bed with children. What could be more loving then sharing your bed with a child?”
Eeeew, where’s my other glove?
My prediction is that a piece of his nose got into his heart and blocked a major vein. But the toxocology report on the drug cocktail in his blood should be very interesting . . .
MJ spent his adult life searching for something he never had as a child that was not coming back.
Money can’t buy happiness. Part of me hopes he will find what he lost. The other part really doesn’t care.
The Farah and Elvis jokes were great.
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the guy has made more money than any of you broke bastards could count, sold millions of records all around the world, was not proven guilty of anything, and died young. i feel for him and respect his talent and what he has been able to do musically. and anyway what kind of sick motherfucker would laugh about jokes about a 50 year old dying? i hope you die when your 50 so we can crack jokes about you lame ass broke pieces of shit. get off your comp take your dick out of your hands and find a job.
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funny very funny , i think there are numerous retarded celebrity woirshippers here
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Amen. More like celebrity sycophants deedeedee’s.
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Michael Jackson he was one of the best childran singers ever!
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you guys need to grow up and get your facts right im sick of hearing people talk there shit learn to grow up and you idiots that are out there talking shit learn to read and listen and stop listening to roomers if u got nothing good 2 say then sthu.
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OOOOOOOOH! yopu scary!! MJ Faggot Pedaphile!!!
How do you get MJ in a volkswagon??
Throw in some boys’ underwear!! Or better still ,, throw in a by or two !!!!!!!!!
HaaahhhnnnnnggggggggggGaaaaa !!!!!!!!
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roomers, stay in school you lil moron
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you mofos as hoes bitches nd basterds better stop talking shit you are all stupid people that need to to get a fucken life and if u got nthing to do enstaed of talking about ppl u dont know anything about u no wat happend in their lifes so shut your fucken asses up and go and actually start getting a life u stupid ass hoes u know wat try going to church ass hoes bitch basterds
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Yea, some 12 year old trying to cram every bad word that their mommy wont let them say in real life wants to tell everyone else to go to church, do man kind a favor and hang yourself
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Wat is black and white and black and white and black and white and blue?
Michael Jackson ghetting a bitch slap!
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Did you hear about the sale walmart is planning in memory of Micheal Jackson? They are gonna have a 1-day sale where all lil boys pants are half off
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Shut up u fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U all are cold hearted, insane piece of crap and heartless !!!!!!!
He died so early & u all are still making pranks !!!!!!!!!!!!! He was a legend that u idiots won t understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u all are a bunch of bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! caus he was an angle..
When the king passes away leaving his beloved fans behind the world mourns and remembers him for what he gave…..
Words can t describe how am I feeling today the fire of pain and greif is growing inside me.
Michael Jackson the one person who moonwalked in not only millions of indian fans but in the hearts of zillions of people.
Write know writting this comment still i m crying I can t even listen to his songs and the worst part is he was the one who used to make me smile by his magical songs cant believe that he is nomore and just next month he was going to performe @ the o2 arena.He was such a sweet heart…….
He is gone too soon I can t describe the wave of dissapointment which is hovering inside me.
But I will love Michael Jackson untill the last sunset of my life,and he will reign in my heart throughout my life & I can t love any person man as much as I loved michael ….
May You rest In peace mj…
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Whats the first thing Michael Jackson asked when he got to heaven? Where is baby jesus.
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whats brown and found in lil boys diapers? Michael jacksons hand
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Hahahaha
WELL SAID El_Guapo_Diablo.
I couldnt agree more
BRILLIANT. LMAO
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BREAKING NEWS: 1000’s of stores have had to recall milk cartons with missing children alerts on them; apparently, they are no longer missing, as they found most of them in Michael Jackson’s basement!
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hey was a sicko
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How is Michael Jackson and Wall Mart the same ? There pants are both half off.
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How is Michael Jackson and Wall Mart the same ? Thier pants are both half off.
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ya sick bastars if ya die how the fuck ya feel he was a league of pop some of ya fake ass rtapper wish ya were him
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A lot of current rappers wish they were him, too. As well as comedians, movie stars, A list celebs to BE list celebs of every occupation. Yet, they found some time to poke fun of MJ. It makes no difference, alive or dead.
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Newsflash: karl Malden showed up today upon MJ’S request. He wants part of his nose
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If my children were truley molested I would not exchange money for a criminal conviction. ponder that one. and then i would of got money on a civil case anyways. makes me wonder. i believe its pretty ignorant to take an accusation as truth.
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he was a rich fuck with the money to pay off anyone he wanted to, to get away with whatever he wanted heel he was forced out of the country because of it at one point so that tells me that the courts put some damn validation in the accusation, i bet your the kind of person that wouldn’t give a damn if a child molestor moved into your neighborhood and probably don’t have any kids yourself because you damn well don’t seem to have any moral standing!!!!!
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How u no mj was the worlds greatest child molester? every kid was touched by his death!
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This just in mj wants all his true fans to kill themselves
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this just in, MJ wants all retards to kill themselves. He is waiting for you
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Angel, he’s waiting 4 YOU. So OD like mike and bend over & spread ‘em. Wait 4 Mike to put a cold one in your buns.
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all i gotta say is the jokes are funny yes i liked michaels music but once he was accused of child molestation he became marked with a scarlet letter in my eyes and i can’t look past that, he is still a marked criminal to me who had enough money to cover up his crime. and for the people who think these jokes are wrong i just got to say the truth hurts now doesn’t it!
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yous are the biggest idiots,
michael jackson didnt do shit to those kids,
he was found innocent
yous are so heartless,
the poor man is dead for fuck sake.
show respect.
R.I.P michael jackson.
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Obviously you’re the only one who cares. This is an anti-MJ website. We blog anti-MJ jokes here. Why are YOU here?
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good stuff here, burn in hell you sick child molesting bastard. You could have had it all but you chose a life of addiction and perversion instead.
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man shut up you all liers first you retards talk micheal aint ours then now cince hes dead oh hes ours he might have changed his color he still ours. i could care less. he was a good singer and dancer but hey thats life get over it.
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I just felt up Casper ! I like it down here
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I want all my money to go to Koles stores so the can have boys pant 50% off sales
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hen my wife and I had our son, I ask (axed) the dr. how long befor we could have sex ! He said ( I would wait till he was 11 anyway )
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Wow ! Hey guys, Hitler only has one NUT !
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When MJ died and went to Heaven, he found Elvis, introduced himself and said “I’m the man that married your daughter.” Elvis replied “THANK GOD! I heard she married a black guy!”
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shut up you stupid Nigger!!!!
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one less molester its perfect
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MJ was the biggest predator of all time. He had money, an amusememnt park, charm, charisma. Other predators couldn’t compete with that.
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you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by – cardiac arrest
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they better hurry up and burry michael jackson because he is starting to turn black again
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you people have no life for actually posting this shit…just like me!
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Someone stated that Jacko was acquitted by his peers on the child molestation rap. Are these the same peers that said OJ didn’t do it. If I’d known it was going to turn out like this I would have picked my own cotton.
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michael jackson was a prick
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michael jackson is good in bed
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i sucked his plastic cock
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