Dead Michael Jackson Jokes
I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section.
- Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
- Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
- Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
- In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
- In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
- Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
- I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.
- Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
- Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
- MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.
- It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.
- In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
- Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
- Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
- Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
- Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
- Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
- Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
- What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
- Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.
Thought of a good one:
When the reading of the will of MJ was read, it was found that he had left everything to the local orphanage so kids could still play with his junk.
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In memory of Michael Jackson wal-Mart is having a sell all kids clothes are half off.
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there is one thing that michael jackson and target have in common
they both have little boys pants half off
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fuck all yall hoes dats just hatin on michael j. cus he sucsessful and yall aint! he isnt a cracker just cus he had a skin disease that caused him to turn white so yall can shut the fuck up with all that shit aight ? and qo put a damn dick in yo shity ahsz mouths so yu can keep ya mouths busy doin somethin useful . and m.j made history i dont see nun of yall bitches on the news or any type shit like that so qo fuck yaselfs , that seems like all yu hows do lately anyways
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YO MAN THE BEST WAY WHEN SOMEONE DIES IS TO TELL JOKES YA SOME ARE EFFENSIVE BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT THERE FUNNY. IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM THEN DONT GO ONTO THIS WEBSITE M.J. MAY OF HAD A SKIN DISEASE OR FOR ALL YOU KNOW HE COULD OF CHEMICALY BLEACHED HIS SKIN. AND YOUR YELLING AT US SAYING WE AINT FAMOUS WELL NEITHER ARE YOU SO THERE M.J. COULD OF BEEN A MELESTER OR DID SOMEONE JUST MAKE IT UP I DONT KNOW. DO YOU? THE ONLY REASON WE ARE DOING THIS IS TO CHEER OTHERS UP AND OURSELVES WHEN DEATH STRIKES YOUR FAMILY WHAT WOULD CHEER YOU UP JOKES OR JUST CRYING YOUR EYES OU ID CHOOSE JOKES SO GET OVER IT
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PEOPLE THINK THAT THESE JOKES ARE CRUDE BUT THE ONLY WAY TO GET OVER IT IS BY JOKES.
THIS IS AN OLD ONE BUT, A LITTLE GIRL WENT UP TO HER DAD AND ASKE IF GOD WAS BLACK OR WHITE, THE FATHER RESPONDED HE IS BOTH, SO THE GIRL LEFT, A LITTLE BIT LATER SHE CAME BACK, AND SHE ASKED IF GOD WAS A MAN OR WOMAN, THE FATHER REPLIED AGAIN BOTH, THE GIRL LEFT AND THOUGHT FOR A LITTLE, WHEN SHE CAME BACK SHE ASKED HER DAD IF GOD WAS MICHAEL JACKSON.
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Turn off your CAPS
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HERES ANOTHER, I PLEDGE ALLEGEINCE TO THE FLAG, BECAUSE MICHAEL JACKSON IS A FAG, HE USED TO PLAY WITH LITTLE TOYS, BUT NOW HE PLAYS WITH LITTLE BOYS, ALTHOUGH HE MAY BE DEAD, EVEN IN HELL HE STILL HAS LITTLE TOYS, AND HIS FAVORITE LITTLE BOYS!!!!!
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CAPS
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MICHAEL JACKSON WILL NOT BE BURIED BUT INSTEAD RECYCLED INTO GROCERY BAGS SO HE CAN STILL BE WHITE, PLASTIC, AND UNSAFE FOR CHILDREN TO PLAY WITH
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THESE JOKES ARE GREAT THEY MAY SEEM MEAN TO SOME PEOPLE BUT IF THEY ARE THEN GET OFF THE WEBSITE…..
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Hahhahahhaha **Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.** MY FAVORITE!! THAT GUY WAS SUCH A HOMO
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I’m soooo scared that he comes haunt me tonight! Oh my fucking gosh! I’m scared of being molested by him tonight!
Wait a moment…. I’m 30! LOL! I’m safe!
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Anyone here that used to think that he was a girl with a bad nose job and a boner and not a boy?
I always thought so since I was kid y’all.
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anybody who thinks this is sick and were all heartless for laughing at these jokes…ask yourself…why are YOU on this site. I mean really?
Because Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into legos so kids can play with him, for a change.
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farah fosset went to heavan. st peters granted her 1 wish because she was so good in her life. she wished for all the children to be safe. 10 minutes later michael jackson died.
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how does michael
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how does michael jackson pick his nose? from a catalogue.
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how many MJ’s does it take to blacktop your driveway ??
Depends how thin you slice him.
LOLOLOLOLOL
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how do you keep MJ from bouncing on his bad???
put velcro on the ceiling.
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should read “bed” ?? sorry bout that.
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When Farrah Fawcett died she went to heaven and asked God to save the children, so he killed Michael Jackson.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. -About 3 hours.
McDonald’s came out with a new sandwich, and the sandwich is 5 year old meat in between two buns.
They did another autopsy on Michael Jackson, it turns out he died from eating 5 year old weiners.
-Joel
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shortly after searching MJ’s home, Caley anthony and Trenton Duckett were discovered
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i think the jokes are funny, i mean there just jokes. although ealy on a singer in his time that is i guess he was good but now with all the weird things he’s done i think that he’s a creep
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How the hell do you all know he molested children was you there with him and helping him out while he did it ….. think about it that way nobody knows for sure that he molested children.
1. He didn’t have a childhood AT ALL
2. The money he earned he blew it because he didn’t have a clue about money wonder why
3. Glad his will has been found would hate you idiots that are being gay to scrape pennies out of his death
Think about it !!!
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hey…everyone!!
hear this…a person ,on youtube has made a comment stating that ‘MICHAEL IS NOT DEAD AT ALL
GO AND SEE THE PROOF ON LATimes’
altho…this doesn’t seems to be true!! i tried to check LATimes…but i was’nt able to find any such news!!!….
he also said that all this was just a marketing stunt to globally publicise his comback in the london tour!!!and this comment was made on a video that had Mj on the oprah winfrey show 3 prt(1993)
the length of the video is 10:15 secs!!
pls make an effort to see if this news is true or not….
altho no one culd play..such a big spoof on the whole world…no one will believe it …nor do i believe it…
RIP MJ
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Let he who is without sin be the first to cast a stone at this man!!! you people should be ashamed of yourselves none of you knew him personally no one knows if michael jackson really molested any kids only GOD, it could have very well of been false accusations only god can judge him… are any of you perfect? remember god will judge you too… how awful to slander a dead man ever heard of the term rest in peace??? IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THE MAN HAD TO LIVE IN A WORLD THAT SPENT SO MUCH TIME CONSTANTLY ACCUSING HIM OF HORRIBLE THINGS AND MAKING FUN OF WHAT HE CHOSE TO DO WITH HIS BODY… THEN HE JUST PASSED AND SICKOS LIKE YOU ALL FIND ANOTHER WAY TO KEEP THE STUPIDITY IN CIRCULATION HAVE YOU NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME… IM NO PSYCHO FAN … BUT I AM A WOMAN WHO RESPECTS A MAN OF GREAT TALENT,… YOU CAN TRY TO COME UP WIT JOKES ALL DAY LONG IF YOU WANT… BUT YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS… THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON …HIS LEGECY WILL LIVE FOR EVER. I LOVE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON R.I.P
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finally a sane person with something intelligent to say.
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You know this really is in poor taste. No one will never know what really went on in the man’s life, but he did do so much for the music industry and he is a legend. That is how he is going to be remembered, not for all the other things that made him look bad.
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hahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahhahahahahahha he is dead
the mother fking raper
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wanker glad he is dead lol
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hey…everyone!!
hear this…a person ,on youtube has made a comment stating that ‘MICHAEL IS NOT DEAD AT ALL
GO AND SEE THE PROOF ON LATimes’
altho…this doesn’t seems to be true!! i tried to check LATimes…but i was’nt able to find any such news!!!….
he also said that all this was just a marketing stunt to globally publicise his comback in the london tour!!!and this comment was made on a video that had Mj on the oprah winfrey show 3 prt(1993)
the length of the video is 10:15 secs!!
pls make an effort to see if this news is true or not….
altho no one culd play..such a big spoof on the whole world…no one will believe it …nor do i believe it…
RIP MJ
wanker glad he is dead lol
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I am not good at Jokes ,… But please dont tell me to leave. I just wanted to ask ..that if it is ture ” Micheal will be buried on the moon
Love you all
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a five day old dog turd?
One is white, smelly, and decomposing. The other is a dog turd!
I came up with that on my own thank you very much!!!
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http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2009/06/190-michael-jackson-white-version.html
Great website. Funny jokes!
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I wish people would make jokes about me when I die.
Long live MJ…literally! He’ll never rot if you burry him. And liberal aholes are so uptight about the environment, you can’t cremate him because you’ll be burning plastic.
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because michael jackson was mostly made of plastic a condom company brought his body melted him down and reused the plastic for condoms and called them thriller.
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watch out for sadam hussain
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This some crazy stuff
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This site rocks! I’m amused by the people that are so offended that they remain on here for hours at a time. What’s the fascination?
Me, I like the jokes. Jackson’s whole life was a joke punctuated by a crappy death and a fight over his fortune and kids. Now we know how famous pedophiles go out.
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These jokes are fantastic! How on earth people can celebrate the life of the biggest child molestor of all time is beyond me.
Michael Jackson was as innocent as OJ!
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how about Phil Specter???
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Michael Jackson’s death proves once and for all that bleach will in fact kill damn near anything.
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Michael Jackson’s heart gave out during excitement because he watched a Jonas Brothers video and realized there were three of them.
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In my early days, i was one of the kids who michael was sentenced for……. let me just say…… yummy
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does that mean that EVERY PART of michael turned white ;-)
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yes these jokes are heartless, most beleive michale jackson was a child molester, no one in histroy has donated more $ to charity. anyone who believes this guy would hurt a child is ignorant. he would never hurt a fly let alone emotionally scar a child for life. he was just a big naive kid who should have worried more about how people perceive him. He had thousands of kids at the never land ranch, many were terminally ill and only two have accused him of any worng doing. You would think ther ewould have been many more false allegations against him. He was found not guilty in court and everyone talking about him now that knew him knows he would never hurt a child. that being said a joke is a joke and if you can’t laugh then why live.
What are Michael Jakcson, Farrah Fawcett and ed McMahon all expecting for christmas?
Patrcik Swayze!
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PRETTY FUNNY JOKES
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ALL negro jokes are funny.
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not really asshole
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yes they are, cunt.
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yo momma is the cunt
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If you hear a rumble in the sky tonight don’t worry, it’s Elvis kicking the shit out of Michael Jackson for doing his daughter.
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when he died mj had so much plastic in his body, they had to get an engineer from Hasbro to do the autopsy.
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This be sum funny ass shit !!!
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ITS FUNNY HOW BILLY MAYS IS ABLE GET OXY CLEAN TO HIS BIGGEST FAN
ITS AMAZING!
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Personally, I believe that everyone should turn their attention elsewhere. I had an aunt that passed away from cancer in April. She was a good woman and a hard worker, who gave her time and what little money she had to church and friends. Where’s her recognition? These jokes are uplifting, and whether by positive or negative attention, MJ is still basking in the limelight after he is dead and gone. Oh, and being a nurse, anyone that goes into respiratory arrest before cardiac arrest is usually OD’ing on a narcotic or opioid of some kind. The main thing we monitor in patients on opioids or narcotics, such as demerol or morphine is a dip in respirations. Good riddance to the baby raping piece of shit. God made sure to call Satan and set up special reservations for the King of Pop in Hell. Too Bad plastic only melts….Damn
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cmon Michael Jackson I fucking loved him..might have been slitely different..but i believe him bout all the paedophile shite…and what have half of you done that means u can judge someone with achievments such as his
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