Christopher Hitchens is dreadfully tired of watching you masturbate
Celebjihad.com has confirmed that author/journalist Christopher Hitchens is “dreadfully 
tired” of watching you masturbate.
Describing your masturbatory habits as “pure cliché and banality,” Hitchens finds fault not only with your “pedestrian” technique (the fist coupled with occasional deviations to the backhand), but also with your choice of pornographic aides.
“(Your) sole reliance on girl-on-girl orgy porn smacks of overcompensation and leads one to the conclusion that (you have) some kind of subliminal or unaddressed problem,” said Hitchens. “Perhaps (you) would be more at home viewing a homosexual spank film.”
While Hitchens declined to say how or why he was watching you masturbate, he went on to speculate that you have a camp interest in military uniforms, an obsession with flogging, and an unrelenting hatred of “silky and effeminate Jews.”
Hey Jimmy Jihad, thanks for the post! Did you know Fatbottom’s grandmother is dreadfully tired of watching him masturbate? He forces her to do it. Ties her up and shit. It’s weird.
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I thought you were my grandmother,I.F.
Think about it…
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I thought about it and it doesn’t make any sense. The only reasonable conclusion I could come up with is that your grandmother uses a replica iron fist when she probes your self-professed fat bottom. Either that or she just really hates you.
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My grandma’s dead. I hope you join her soon.
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Grandma’s dead huh? Makes sense. I wouldn’t have thought you were of good genetic stock.
Don’t worry, I’ll see her in hell eventually. But I’d prefer you say your prayers motherfucker. I don’t need you in hell spoiling my good time with your grandmother.
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Its strange that although you can’t get your dick up here on earth, you’re implying you’ll be able to in hell. I didn’t think that’s how it works in hell, but I’ll take your word for it.
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